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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I smell a lot of mistakes.

It all started one afternoon?

Chris Benjaminsen was bored,[1] so he started a game where everyone could edit. It was called ?Edit, you fools?[2] but the name didn?t catch on. Later, he changed it to ?Everybody Edits? and people started playing. At first everyone could edit each level, but people would troll them, so then he allowed people to lock levels that could only be edited by entering a code. As more people started playing, demand started pouring in, and he made updates. Coin doors, spawn points, portals, one-way blocks, and backgrounds all amassed. He also called for more developers so that they could do his every order, and he[3] started a forum for the game. Everything was peaceful until one day, this guy was able to put a bot in the game and immediately start art and such. As more and more bots came, famous levels such as Cyphie?s [4] Ex Crew Shift[5] and Snake Boss, and Bass5098?s Explosions Everywhere! were created. All was still peaceful until these bots started having minds of their own.

[1] wanted money and players to have fun
[2] "Platform Sandbox"
[3] Cyclone
[4] cyph1e
[5] EX Crew Shift

Here, Arceus64, copy and paste it on to the OP and replace the first part.

[center]It all started one afternoon?  [color=yellow]Chris Benjaminsen [/color] wanted money players to have fun so he started a game where everyone could edit. It was called "Platform Sandox", but the name didn?t catch on. Later, he changed it to "Everybody Edits" and people started playing. At first everyone could edit each level, but people would troll them, so then he allowed people to lock levels that could only be edited by entering a code. As more people started playing, demand started pouring in, and he made updates. Coin doors, spawn points, portals, one-way blocks, and backgrounds all amassed. He also called for more developers so that they could do his every order, and Cyclone started a forum for the game. Everything was peaceful until one day, this guy was able to put a bot in the game and immediately start art and such. As more and more bots came, famous levels such as cyph1e's EX Crew and Snake Boss, and [color=green] Bass5098?s [/color] Explosions Everywhere! were created. All was still peaceful until these bots started having minds of their own.[/center]

krubby

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I ESCAPED THE PONY ROOM TODAY AND AM BACK IN ACTION!!!!!!!   Let me tell you what happened.

When I heard that we would be going to McDonalds, I was all like "FROOK THAT!" and drove my hover-segway to IHOP. When I got there, I attempted to order some chocolate chip pancakes only to be confronted by a terrible evil. Different55 had murdered all of the staff and had turned the glorious palace of batter-y wonder into a burrito infested hovel! "BUH?!??!?!" I yelled in disbelief. There was a crazed look in his eyes, and I noticed that he was gripping a frozen burrito in one hand and a ban-hammer in the other. "The time of pancakes has ended. the burritos are the one true food" he said panting madly. Without warning, Different threw the burrito at me but I managed to duck and avoid it. I quickly drew my baseball bat and knocked away the second burrito hurled at me. the burrito smashed into the wall of the establishment, greatly weakening its supports. "Do not try to fight me, you are greatly outmatched!" he shrieked, and flung his hammer. It flew past me and burst through the wall, hitting GamingGuy who had been outside and immediately banning him from EE forever. The ban-hammer arced around like a boomerang for no discernible reason, and I was forced to duck again as it returned to Different's hand. More of the building weakened due to the hammer smashing to holes in the wall. I quickly swung my bat before Different could react and flung him clean across the room. He chuckled menacingly and said "Sure you might beat me, but you're coming down with me and will never know who's behind this. He then swung his ban-hammer and broke straight through the main pillar. I knew that I needed this information, and so with quick thinking I threw my one of a kind bottle of Chaka's Mmm Sauce: A$$-Blaster Edition. I said one last, teary goodbye to Chaka as his grinning face collided with Different and burst open. The sauce completely coated Different, protecting him from all the glass and debris. Despite the greatest in modern armor technology, Different was still critically injured, although would probably live. "Please," I said after reentering the ruined restaurant. "Tell me who has done this terribleness and you will be redeemed." Different looked up and said "It... was... Ao- ERRK!" He collapsed, dead, and I noticed that he had a poison dart stuck in his throat. A distance away I saw a shadowy figure jetpack away. I then threw my arms in the air and yelled in outrage "Star Wars Episode 2 was crap and should never be referenceeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!"

Whew, I'm sorry I can't retell the rest of the story today, I'm still recovering from the near deadly Pony Overdose.

Last edited by krubby (Jul 24 2012 11:33:15 pm)

Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Krubby: A wonderful story

[tl;dr]

Um...**** no.

Last edited by Arceus64 (Jul 25 2012 8:22:24 am)

alybea

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I ESCAPED THE PONY ROOM TODAY AND AM BACK IN ACTION!!!!!!!   Let me tell you what happened.

When I heard that we would be going to McDonalds, I was all like "FROOK THAT!" and drove my hover-segway to IHOP. When I got there, I attempted to order some chocolate chip pancakes only to be confronted by a terrible evil. Different55 had murdered all of the staff and had turned the glorious palace of batter-y wonder into a burrito infested hovel! "BUH?!??!?!" I yelled in disbelief. There was a crazed look in his eyes, and I noticed that he was gripping a frozen burrito in one hand and a ban-hammer in the other. "The time of pancakes has ended. the burritos are the one true food" he said panting madly. Without warning, Different threw the burrito at me but I managed to duck and avoid it. I quickly drew my baseball bat and knocked away the second burrito hurled at me. the burrito smashed into the wall of the establishment, greatly weakening its supports. "Do not try to fight me, you are greatly outmatched!" he shrieked, and flung his hammer. It flew past me and burst through the wall, hitting GamingGuy who had been outside and immediately banning him from EE forever. The ban-hammer arced around like a boomerang for no discernible reason, and I was forced to duck again as it returned to Different's hand. More of the building weakened due to the hammer smashing to holes in the wall. I quickly swung my bat before Different could react and flung him clean across the room. He chuckled menacingly and said "Sure you might beat me, but you're coming down with me and will never know who's behind this. He then swung his ban-hammer and broke straight through the main pillar. I knew that I needed this information, and so with quick thinking I threw my one of a kind bottle of Chaka's Mmm Sauce: A$$-Blaster Edition. I said one last, teary goodbye to Chaka as his grinning face collided with Different and burst open. The sauce completely coated Different, protecting him from all the glass and debris. Despite the greatest in modern armor technology, Different was still critically injured, although would probably live. "Please," I said after reentering the ruined restaurant. "Tell me who has done this terribleness and you will be redeemed." Different looked up and said "It... was... Ao- ERRK!" He collapsed, dead, and I noticed that he had a poison dart stuck in his throat. A distance away I saw a shadowy figure jetpack away. I then threw my arms in the air and yelled in outrage "Star Wars Episode 2 was crap and should never be referenceeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!"

Whew, I'm sorry I can't retell the rest of the story today, I'm still recovering from the near deadly Pony Overdose.

LOL, nice story but i did'nt get it a bit... (no wonder u commented on my sig --> 'cause its MLP:FIM )

Aoitenshi

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I ESCAPED THE PONY ROOM TODAY AND AM BACK IN ACTION!!!!!!!   Let me tell you what happened.

When I heard that we would be going to McDonalds, I was all like "FROOK THAT!" and drove my hover-segway to IHOP. When I got there, I attempted to order some chocolate chip pancakes only to be confronted by a terrible evil. Different55 had murdered all of the staff and had turned the glorious palace of batter-y wonder into a burrito infested hovel! "BUH?!??!?!" I yelled in disbelief. There was a crazed look in his eyes, and I noticed that he was gripping a frozen burrito in one hand and a ban-hammer in the other. "The time of pancakes has ended. the burritos are the one true food" he said panting madly. Without warning, Different threw the burrito at me but I managed to duck and avoid it. I quickly drew my baseball bat and knocked away the second burrito hurled at me. the burrito smashed into the wall of the establishment, greatly weakening its supports. "Do not try to fight me, you are greatly outmatched!" he shrieked, and flung his hammer. It flew past me and burst through the wall, hitting GamingGuy who had been outside and immediately banning him from EE forever. The ban-hammer arced around like a boomerang for no discernible reason, and I was forced to duck again as it returned to Different's hand. More of the building weakened due to the hammer smashing to holes in the wall. I quickly swung my bat before Different could react and flung him clean across the room. He chuckled menacingly and said "Sure you might beat me, but you're coming down with me and will never know who's behind this. He then swung his ban-hammer and broke straight through the main pillar. I knew that I needed this information, and so with quick thinking I threw my one of a kind bottle of Chaka's Mmm Sauce: A$$-Blaster Edition. I said one last, teary goodbye to Chaka as his grinning face collided with Different and burst open. The sauce completely coated Different, protecting him from all the glass and debris. Despite the greatest in modern armor technology, Different was still critically injured, although would probably live. "Please," I said after reentering the ruined restaurant. "Tell me who has done this terribleness and you will be redeemed." Different looked up and said "It... was... Ao- ERRK!" He collapsed, dead, and I noticed that he had a poison dart stuck in his throat. A distance away I saw a shadowy figure jetpack away. I then threw my arms in the air and yelled in outrage "Star Wars Episode 2 was crap and should never be referenceeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!"

Whew, I'm sorry I can't retell the rest of the story today, I'm still recovering from the near deadly Pony Overdose.

(Traps Krubby under 700 ft of pony room again)

Muffin

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I feel like I should have tons of credit, I said "..." twice!

rocktheworld313

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Made me laugh SO hard... I better tell my friend about this. He has a bot.

Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Hopefully he's not offended.

DryKirby

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Curse me and my inactivity. I'm not in it.

LET'S MAKE A SEQUEL, PLEASE.

Last edited by DryKirby64 (Jul 31 2012 10:39:07 am)

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Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

For the last time to everyone.

HEL* NO I'M NOT MAKING A SEQUEL, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

IF YOU ARE UPSET YOU WEREN'T IN THIS STORY, TOO BAD.

MAKE YOUR OWN STORY.

DryKirby

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Okay, thank you! ^-^

I said us, not you, though.

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Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Just found some grammar errors, now fixed.

Awesome7

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

:):D:O;):/:P:lol::mad::rolleyes::cool:

The author of this post has received a warning for spam.

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Deetz

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Woohoo, it's back!

Also, I hate Diet D:

dragonranger

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Not in ._. Story is too long though i stopped after everyone had to go back cuz like 60 libes

Can i be in room E?

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Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Not in ._. Story is too long though i stopped after everyone had to go back cuz like 60 libes

Can i be in room E?

I'm gonna say this one last time:

Once the story is done, it stays that way. I make no changes, and also do not plan on making a sequel.

But feel free to make your own story.

Last edited by Arceus64 (Feb 23 2013 11:30:37 am)

Urban

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Nice story, worth reading.

So   [snip] ...and a few others who aren?t important in the story headed off with Chris and Rurigok to break into the WWW headquarters. Different55 ran out of punch, so he just started punching people who wanted more.

I'd fall into this category I think.

Last edited by Urban (Feb 23 2013 7:59:08 pm)

skullz17

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

For the last time to everyone.

HEL* NO I'M NOT MAKING A SEQUEL, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

IF YOU ARE UPSET YOU WEREN'T IN THIS STORY, TOO BAD.

MAKE YOUR OWN STORY.

Challenge accepted.

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Calicara

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Sorry I only skipped ahead to my part... muhahahahaha... I will always find a way to get unbanned. Hehehehe... >: )

Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I'm posting a link to Skullz's story here. If you weren't in this story, or wanted a sequel, I direct you to this one, Arceus64 approved.

rocktheworld313

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

... Fweee!!! Massive writing style overhaul!

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Since this classic story was butchered by the website move I tried to fix it. There were a few places where I didn't know which punctuation to use, so I just had to guess.

▼Background info

The history of EE is mostly the same as explained here. All the users, levels, and bots mentioned here are real. But not the actual story...I think. I dunno, I don't remember this happening................

Yellow usernames represent admins, while green names represent the forum mods at the time.

FiendishLlama was the username of Onjit, Failgirl101 was the name of Calicara, Fdoou was the name of HeyNK, Megalamb was the name of Xenonetix, and Number1KirbyFan was my username. Oh and I think ThyCowman was Cow. Correct me if I got any of that wrong.

JadElClemens was often considered the harshest mod, giving out warnings back when the forum moderation was more strict. If I recall correctly, Jad was known for giving warnings to those who break the 400px signature limit, which was not enforced by the forum software at the time.

There are probably other community jokes and such but I wouldn't remember them all.

ALL CREDIT GOES TO ARCEUS64

▼Fixed OP

It all started one afternoon"

Chris Benjaminsen was bored, so he started a game where everyone could edit. It was called "Edit, you fools" but the name didn't catch on. Later, he changed it to "Everybody Edits" and people started playing. At first everyone could edit each level, but people would troll them, so then he allowed people to lock levels that could only be edited by entering a code. As more people started playing, demand started pouring in, and he made updates. Coin doors, spawn points, portals, one-way blocks, and backgrounds all amassed. He also called for more developers so that they could do his every order, and he started a forum for the game. Everything was peaceful until one day, this guy was able to put a bot in the game and immediately start art and such. As more and more bots came, famous levels such as Cyphie's Ex Crew Shift and Snake Boss, and Bass5098's Explosions Everywhere! were created. All was still peaceful until these bots started having minds of their own. Then, one fateful day, Explosions Everywhere was in its 5,323,202th round when everything went wrong. As Bass5098's bot deployed its first bomb, the computers of everyone who was played exploded, leaving flaming monitor and havoc everywhere. Bass tried to stop it, but the bot ignored the command to stop and kept bombing everywhere, killing at least one guy (he's not important in the story, since he was a noob guest). Bass reported this to RPGMaster2000 and he called all of the EE players via forum to the EE headquarters.

Chris: "I'd like to welcome you all to the Everybody Edits headquarters, located in Xxxxxxxxxx, Xxxxxxxxx. We are sorry if the plane bill was too high, but that's what you get for flying Delta Airlines. Now is Rurigok here?"

Rurigok: "Yes!"

Chris: "Who was that? I can't see you. There are too many people here. How about everyone go to the Back Room and get some name tags. That will be easier.

So everyone got name tags.

Chris: "Okay, now that everyone has name tags, I will begin talking about what we are going to do to save Everybody Edits."

So Chris gave this long speech on how EE was first created and everything. People started falling on the floor knocked out around the 83rd minute. Different55 began serving fruit punch for whoever wasn't already asleep.

Chris: ......and so our plan is to break into the World Wide Web headquarters and find out what is happening. I will need some volunteers, while everyone else can just hang out here.

So FuzzySocks , Echo! , Thanel, Cola1, GamingGuy, Geist, Bobithan, Number1KirbyFan, Cyphie, and a few others who aren't important in the story headed off with Chris and Rurigok to break into the WWW headquarters. Different55 ran out of punch, so he just started punching people who wanted more.

In Room D:

Fdoou: "Well this sucks."

Chewy: "There is no way they are going to break into the headquarters."

Supadorf24: "Agreed."

FiendishLlama: "C'mon guys, stop being so negative. Don't you have any faith in them?"

Fdoou, Chewy, Supadorf24, St. Cool, and Zakleo: "No."

Room A:

Megalamb: "I"m soooo bored."

Arceus64: "Same here."

ChaosDemon: "Wanna play 'Go Fish'?"

Megalamb, Arceus64, Haze123, GadgetGeek, and xRichTofenx: "Sure."

0176: "No."

ChaosDemon: "Okay, let's play!"

In Room Bee:

BEE : "BZZZZZZZZZ."

BuzzerBee: "BZZZZZ."

BEE: "BZZZZZZZZZ."

Buzzerbee: "BZZZZZZZ."

BEE: "BZZZZ."

In Room F:

Shift: " I'm so tired."

Jakery: "I'm so hungry."

EDJ: " I'm so thirsty."

DK Levels: "My hair!"

~omri~: "Oh look, a bug bite."

In Room C:

Deetz: "Well this day is bad."

Krubby: "Why?"

Deetz: "I just spent $5,000 on a plane ticket."

TakoMan02: "Oh."

Nou: " I miss Cyphie."

KRAZYMAN50: "Wait, what?"

Nou: "I miss him."

KanibalFrost: "Umm...okay...."

Nou: "Nah, I'm just messing with you, I'm fine."

222hockey222: "Um."

Deetz: "Hey Nou, what was up with Ex Crue Ment?"

Nou: "What do you mean?"

Deetz: "It underwhelmed as an Ex Crew level."

Nou: "So... It's just the levels that weren't used in Forgotten Veil."

Deetz: "Still."

Nou: "Whatever."

In Room Muffin:

Muffin: "..."

Muffinator99: "..."

Muftwin: "..."

In Room E:

There is no Room E. Sorry.

In Room G:

Failgirl101: "Hi everyone!"

ThyCowman: "Wait, I thought you were banned."

Failgirl101: "I am. I always follow the forum on another account. I made sure to show up."

Theditor: "Cool."

Zoey2070: "So how are things everyone?"

MrScaniaV8Super: "Good. I'm training to be an astronaut."

xputnameherex: "You're totally lying."

MrScaniaV8Super: "No, I'm actually not."

D-Rock: "I don't believe you."

32OrtonEdge32dh: "Me neither."

Theditor: "Same here."

MrScaniaV8Super: "I'm not kidding. Really."

ThyCowman: "Really?"

MrScaniaV8Super: "No, I'm kidding."

JadElClemens: "Ban-Hammer!!!"

MrScaniaV8Super was banned.

Shy Guy: "Dang."

Everyone was called back to the main auditorium for cake. The cake was a lie.

Supadorf24: "So how is everyone doing?"

Fdoou: "Fine."

Chewy: "What he said."

Muffin: "..."

St. Cool: "Good. I found out a lot about everyone here."

Supadorf24: "Like?"

St. Cool: "That none of us here have the same interests."

Everyone nods their heads.

GadgetGeek: "I found out that MegaLamb likes baseball, and that Arceus64 competed in the Olympics."

Megalamb and Arceus64: "It's true."

0176: "ChaosDemon beat everyone at sixteen straight rounds of 'Go Fish'."

Supadorf24: "Wow. So about the fruit punch everyone?"

At that moment, the gang came back.

Supadorf24: "How did it go?"

Chris: "Not good. Cola1 broke his nose."

Supadorf24: "Oh no."

Chris: "Actually, that was the least-worst of the injuries."

Rurigok comes out of the door carrying two body bags.

Rurigok: "They died in the most respectful way possible. Gunshots to the head."

Everyone bows their heads for a moment of silence.

Supadorf24: "Well, since that was a bust. Let's try something different."

RPGMaster2000: "How about climbing to heaven and negotiating with god?"

Supadorf24: "That might be the most stupid--

Everyone except Supadorf24 and RPGMaster2000: "That's a brilliant idea!!"

Supadorf24: "Well then, since everyone is crazy, we'll use that idea. Anyone who did not go on the first trip will go on this one."

Chris: "Where should we start?"

TakoMan02: "How about Mount Kilimanjaro?"

Chewy: "Okay, how are we going to get there?"

Different55: "Are you silly? What way do we have?"

So everyone swam across the Xxxxxx Ocean until they got to the country that has Mount Whatever.

Chris: "Okay guys, not all of us should go up on the mountain. I already have two dead and don't want any lawsuits."

Different55: "Okay then, some people go and the rest of us hang out at Burger King down the street."

ChaosDemon: "McDonalds, not Burger King."

Different55: "Fine. Who wants to go to the mountain"

Everyone is silent.

Chris: "Okay, since nobody wants to go, I'll have to pick a name out of a hat. And since I don't have a hat, I will use this......thimble. Now everyone remember your symbols."

Picks name out of thimble.

Chris: "I have picked the piece of paper with the small circle next to the v shaped square, so that is...Arceus64."

Arceus64: "What?!"

Chris: "You got picked."

Arceus64: "What if I die? I have a secret level that I've been working on called 'Xx xx Xxxxxxxx'!"

Chris: "You procrastinate."

Arceus64: "True. Fine, I'll go, but I'm going to have to take some people."

Chris: "Choose."

Arceus64: "Fdoou, Deetz, Krubby, Nou, KanibalFrost, Chewy, and RPGMaster2000."

Chris: "Fine. You guys go. We'll go to Burger King."

ChaosDemon: "McDonalds!!!"

And so they went to the bottom of the mountain.

Arceus64: "What happened to Fdoou, Krubby, and RPGMaster1000?"

Deetz: "I don't know. They must have been too scared."

Nou: "Them?! I doubt it."

So they climbed to mountain for a long time.   A long time.

KanibalFrost: "*pant* *pant* Let's stop here for a while. It's *pant* flat."

Arceus64: "Wait. Is that?"

Nou: "It is!"

Chewy: "Krubby!!"

Deetz: "How did you get up here so fast?!"

Krubby: "You guys didn't see the stairs?"

Deetz: "Stairs?!"

Krubby: "Yeah, they were on the other side of the mountain."

Chewy: "Where's the rest?"

Krubby: "I don't know."

Arceus64: "Let's just keep climbing."

So they climbed.

Krubby: "I'm thirsty."

Arceus64: "We didn't bring water."

Deetz: "No wait. I think I have some soda in my backpack."

Nou: "Hurry, give us some."

Deetz: "Let's see. I've got some Diet Coke."

Krubby: "Diet Coke? That's horrible!"

Deetz: "I don't have anything else."

Arceus64: "Oh well, I'd rather die of dehydration than drink that."

Chewy: "Another flat area, let's rest."

Krubby: "Hey wait a minute, is that--"

Fdoou: "Hey!"

KanibalFrost: "What are you doing here?!"

Fdoou: "You guys didn't see the escalator?"

Arceus64: "What escalator?"

Deetz: "Never mind, keep climbing."

They obviously started climbing, no duh.

Everyone: "*pant* *pant*"

RPGMaster2000 : "Hey guys!"

Everyone: "*groan*"

Fdoou: "Alright, how did you get here?"

RPGMaster2000: "You fools missed the elevator."

Everyone: "*groan*"

RPGMaster2000: "C'mon guys, we're at the top!"

Krubby: "HAHAHAHAHA!!! I've fooled you all!"

Everyone: "What?!"

Krubby: "I'm not Krubby, I put on his name tag."

Nou: "Then you are?"

Aoitenshi: "Aoitenshi!"

Arceus64: "Then where is Krubby?"

At 700 feet below sea level in a dark windowless inescapable room with cable:

TV: "And we now return you to the marathon of 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' on the Hub!"

Krubby: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Back at the mountain:

Arceus64: "We are almost there guys!"

They were. They climbed a little further and saw stairs. Golden stairs. They climbed for hours and hours. Too bad the golden escalator was broken, and the golden elevator was still being installed.

They soon reached heaven.

Arceus64: "Who else hears Belinda Carlisle?"

Deetz: "I do."

They then reached the holy gate.

Nou: "It's locked."

KanibalFrost: "We need a code."

So they sat around for awhile thinking of a code.

Chewy: "Stairs are nub--"

Gate: "Access granted."

The gates opened to heaven, where they saw God himself.

Arceus64: "Oh boy, God, do we have a lot to tell you!"

God: "No need. I have heard everything. I can fix the bot mayhem."

Arceus64: "Oh. I thought we were going to have a long discussion."

God: "No, my boy. It is fixed. Thank you all for being so brave. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go back to watching 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'.

Aoitenshi: "I am SO blogging about this back home."

EPILOGUE:

Deetz promised to drink different kinds of soda around friends

Chris was never caught for letting two innocents die (so far)

Arceus64 promised to try and finish the secret project (yeah right)

ChaosDemon won the Go Fish world championship

Nou promised to never make a level as bad as EX Crue Ment by EX crew standards (hopefully)

Aoitenshi freed Krubby from the dark underground room (although he will likely never be the same again)

All were called back the headquarters one last time as a thank you party

Deetz: "Well, we did it."

Arceus64: "Yes we did."

ChaosDemon: "And now let us agree that as fun as bots can be, that they should never overrule Everybody Edits."

Everyone: "Agreed!"

Jojatekok: "Hey sorry I'm late everyone, but today I had this great idea! It will be one of the best bots ever! Who wants to play "Yo!Scroll"?

Everyone: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

JadElClemens: "Ban-Hammer!!!"

Jojatekok was banned.

99.9% Fake

ALL CREDIT GOES TO ARCEUS64

edit: Also, skullz17 did a sequel.