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The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

It all started one afternoon?

Chris Benjaminsen was bored, so he started a game where everyone could edit. It was called ?Edit, you fools? but the name didn?t catch on. Later, he changed it to ?Everybody Edits? and people started playing. At first everyone could edit each level, but people would troll them, so then he allowed people to lock levels that could only be edited by entering a code. As more people started playing, demand started pouring in, and he made updates. Coin doors, spawn points, portals, one-way blocks, and backgrounds all amassed. He also called for more developers so that they could do his every order, and he started a forum for the game. Everything was peaceful until one day, this guy was able to put a bot in the game and immediately start art and such. As more and more bots came, famous levels such as Cyphie?s Ex Crew Shift and Snake Boss, and Bass5098?s Explosions Everywhere! were created. All was still peaceful until these bots started having minds of their own. Then, one fateful day, Explosions Everywhere was in its 5,323,202th round when everything went wrong. As Bass5098?s bot deployed its first bomb, the computers of everyone who was played exploded, leaving flaming monitor and havoc everywhere. Bass tried to stop it, but the bot ignored the command to stop and kept bombing everywhere, killing at least one guy (he?s not important in the story, since he was a noob guest). Bass reported this to RPGMaster2000 and he called all of the EE players via forum to the EE headquarters.

Chris: ?I?d like to welcome you all to the Everybody Edits headquarters, located in Xxxxxxxxxx, Xxxxxxxxx. We are sorry if the plane bill was too high, but that?s what you get for flying Delta Airlines. Now is Rurigok here??

Rurigok: ?Yes!?

Chris: ?Who was that? I can?t see you. There are too many people here. How about everyone go to the Back Room and get some name tags. That will be easier.

So everyone got name tags.

Chris: ?Okay, now that everyone has name tags, I will begin talking about what we are going to do to save Everybody Edits.?

So Chris gave this long speech on how EE was first created and everything. People started falling on the floor knocked out around the 83rd minute. Different55 began serving fruit punch for whoever wasn?t already asleep.

Chris: ??and so our plan is to break into the World Wide Web headquarters and find out what is happening. I will need some volunteers, while everyone else can just hang out here.

So FuzzySocks , Echo! , Thanel, Cola1, GamingGuy, Geist, Bobithan, Number1KirbyFan, Cyphie, and a few others who aren?t important in the story headed off with Chris and Rurigok to break into the WWW headquarters. Different55 ran out of punch, so he just started punching people who wanted more.

In Room D:

Fdoou: ?Well this sucks.?

Chewy: ?There is no way they are going to break into the headquarters.?

Supadorf24: ?Agreed.?

FiendishLlama: ?C?mon guys, stop being so negative. Don?t you have any faith in them??

Fdoou, Chewy, Supadorf24, St. Cool, and Zakleo: ?No.?

Room A:

Megalamb: ?I?m soooo bored.?

Arceus64: ?Same here.?

ChaosDemon: ?Wanna play ?Go Fish???

Megalamb, Arceus64, Haze123, GadgetGeek, and xRichTofenx: ?Sure.?

0176: ?No.?

ChaosDemon: ?Okay, let?s play!?

In Room Bee:

BEE : ?BZZZZZZZZZ.?

BuzzerBee: ?BZZZZZ.?

BEE: ?BZZZZZZZZZ.?

Buzzerbee: ?BZZZZZZZ.?

BEE: ?BZZZZ.?

In Room F:

Shift: ? I?m so tired.?

Jakery: ?I?m so hungry.?

EDJ: ? I?m so thirsty.?

DK Levels: ?My hair!?

~omri~: ?Oh look, a bug bite.?

In Room C:

Deetz: ?Well this day is bad.?

Krubby: ?Why??

Deetz: ?I just spent $5,000 on a plane ticket.?

TakoMan02: ?Oh.?

Nou: ? I miss Cyphie.?

KRAZYMAN50: ?Wait, what??

Nou: ?I miss him.?

KanibalFrost: ?Umm?okay?.?

Nou: ?Nah, I?m just messing with you, I?m fine.?

222hockey222: ?Um.?

Deetz: ?Hey Nou, what was up with Ex Crue Ment??

Nou: ?What do you mean??

Deetz: ?It underwhelmed as an Ex Crew level.?

Nou: ?So? It?s just the levels that weren?t used in Forgotten Veil.?

Deetz: ?Still.?

Nou: ?Whatever.?

In Room Muffin:

Muffin: ???

Muffinator99: ???

Muftwin: ???

In Room E:

There is no Room E. Sorry.

In Room G:

Failgirl101: ?Hi everyone!?

ThyCowman: ?Wait, I thought you were banned.?

Failgirl101: ?I am. I always follow the forum on another account. I made sure to show up.?

Theditor: ?Cool.?

Zoey2070: ?So how are things everyone??

MrScaniaV8Super: ?Good. I?m training to be an astronaut.?

xputnameherex: ?You?re totally lying.?

MrScaniaV8Super: ?No, I?m actually not.?

D-Rock: ?I don?t believe you.?

32OrtonEdge32dh: ?Me neither.?

Theditor: ?Same here.?

MrScaniaV8Super: ?I?m not kidding. Really.?

ThyCowman: ?Really??

MrScaniaV8Super: ?No, I?m kidding.?

JadElClemens: ?Ban-Hammer!!!?

MrScaniaV8Super was banned.

Shy Guy: ?Dang.?

Everyone was called back to the main auditorium for cake. The cake was a lie.

Supadorf24: ?So how is everyone doing??

Fdoou: ?Fine.?

Chewy: ?What he said.?

Muffin: ???

St. Cool: ?Good. I found out a lot about everyone here.?

Supadorf24: ?Like??

St. Cool: ?That none of us here have the same interests.?

Everyone nods their heads.

GadgetGeek: ?I found out that MegaLamb likes baseball, and that Arceus64 competed in the Olympics.?

Megalamb and Arceus64: ?It?s true.?

0176: ?ChaosDemon beat everyone at sixteen straight rounds of ?Go Fish?.?

Supadorf24: ?Wow. So about the fruit punch everyone??

At that moment, the gang came back.

Supadorf24: ?How did it go??

Chris: ?Not good. Cola1 broke his nose.?

Supadorf24: ?Oh no.?

Chris: ?Actually, that was the least-worst of the injuries.?

Rurigok comes out of the door carrying two body bags.

Rurigok: ?They died in the most respectful way possible. Gunshots to the head.?

Everyone bows their heads for a moment of silence.

Supadorf24: ?Well, since that was a bust. Let?s try something different.?

RPGMaster2000: ?How about climbing to heaven and negotiating with god??

Supadorf24: ?That might be the most stupid??

Everyone except Supadorf24 and RPGMaster2000: ?That?s a brilliant idea!!?

Supadorf24: ?Well then, since everyone is crazy, we?ll use that idea. Anyone who did not go on the first trip will go on this one.?

Chris: ?Where should we start??

TakoMan02: ?How about Mount Kilimanjaro??

Chewy: ?Okay, how are we going to get there??

Different55: ?Are you silly? What way do we have??

So everyone swam across the Xxxxxx Ocean until they got to the country that has Mount Whatever.

Chris: ?Okay guys, not all of us should go up on the mountain. I already have two dead and don?t want any lawsuits.?

Different55: ?Okay then, some people go and the rest of us hang out at Burger King down the street.?

ChaosDemon: ?McDonalds, not Burger King.?

Different55: ?Fine. Who wants to go to the mountain?

Everyone is silent.

Chris: ?Okay, since nobody wants to go, I?ll have to pick a name out of a hat. And since I don?t have a hat, I will use this......thimble. Now everyone remember your symbols.?

Picks name out of thimble.

Chris: ?I have picked the piece of paper with the small circle next to the v shaped square, so that is?Arceus64.?

Arceus64: ?What?!?

Chris: ?You got picked.?

Arceus64: ?What if I die? I have a secret level that I?ve been working on called ?Xx xx Xxxxxxxx??!?

Chris: ?You procrastinate.?

Arceus64: ?True. Fine, I?ll go, but I?m going to have to take some people.?

Chris: ?Choose.?

Arceus64: ?Fdoou, Deetz, Krubby, Nou, KanibalFrost, Chewy, and RPGMaster2000.?

Chris: ?Fine. You guys go. We?ll go to Burger King.?

ChaosDemon: ?McDonalds!!!?

And so they went to the bottom of the mountain.

Arceus64: ?What happened to Fdoou, Krubby, and RPGMaster1000??

Deetz: ?I don?t know. They must have been too scared.?

Nou: ?Them?! I doubt it.?

So they climbed to mountain for a long time.   A long time.

KanibalFrost: ?*pant* *pant* Let?s stop here for a while. It?s *pant* flat.?

Arceus64: ?Wait. Is that??

Nou: ?It is!?

Chewy: ?Krubby!!?

Deetz: ?How did you get up here so fast?!?

Krubby: ?You guys didn?t see the stairs??

Deetz: ?Stairs?!?

Krubby: ?Yeah, they were on the other side of the mountain.?

Chewy: ?Where?s the rest??

Krubby: ?I don?t know.?

Arceus64: ?Let?s just keep climbing.?

So they climbed.

Krubby: ?I?m thirsty.?

Arceus64: ?We didn?t bring water.?

Deetz: ?No wait. I think I have some soda in my backpack.?

Nou: ?Hurry, give us some.?

Deetz: ?Let?s see. I?ve got some Diet Coke.?

Krubby: ?Diet Coke? That?s horrible!?

Deetz: ?I don?t have anything else.?

Arceus64: ?Oh well, I?d rather die of dehydration than drink that.?

Chewy: ?Another flat area, let?s rest.?

Krubby: ?Hey wait a minute, is that??

Fdoou: ?Hey!?

KanibalFrost: ?What are you doing here?!?

Fdoou: ?You guys didn?t see the escalator??

Arceus64: ?What escalator??

Deetz: ?Never mind, keep climbing.?

They obviously started climbing, no duh.

Everyone: ?*pant* *pant*?

RPGMaster2000 : ?Hey guys!?

Everyone: ?*groan*?

Fdoou: ?Alright, how did you get here??

RPGMaster2000: ?You fools missed the elevator.?

Everyone: ?*groan*?

RPGMaster2000: ?C?mon guys, we?re at the top!?

Krubby: ?HAHAHAHAHA!!! I?ve fooled you all!?

Everyone: ?What?!?

Krubby: ?I?m not Krubby, I put on his name tag.?

Nou: ?Then you are??

Aoitenshi: ?Aoitenshi!?

Arceus64: ?Then where is Krubby??

At 700 feet below sea level in a dark windowless inescapable room with cable:

TV: ?And we now return you to the marathon of ?My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? on the Hub!?

Krubby: ?NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Back at the mountain:

Arceus64: ?We are almost there guys!?

They were. They climbed a little further and saw stairs. Golden stairs. They climbed for hours and hours. Too bad the golden escalator was broken, and the golden elevator was still being installed.

They soon reached heaven.

Arceus64: ?Who else hears Belinda Carlisle??

Deetz: ?I do.?

They then reached the holy gate.

Nou: ?It?s locked.?

KanibalFrost: ?We need a code.?

So they sat around for awhile thinking of a code.

Chewy: ?Stairs are nub??

Gate: ?Access granted.?

The gates opened to heaven, where they saw God himself.

Arceus64: ?Oh boy, God, do we have a lot to tell you!?

God: ?No need. I have heard everything. I can fix the bot mayhem.?

Arceus64: ?Oh. I thought we were going to have a long discussion.?

God: ?No, my boy. It is fixed. Thank you all for being so brave. Now if you excuse me, I?m going to go back to watching ?Keeping Up With The Kardashians?.

Aoitenshi: ?I am SO blogging about this back home.?

EPILOGUE:

Deetz promised to drink different kinds of soda around friends

Chris was never caught for letting two innocents die (so far)

Arceus64 promised to try and finish the secret project (yeah right)

ChaosDemon won the Go Fish world championship

Nou promised to never make a level as bad as EX Crue Ment by EX crew standards (hopefully)

Aoitenshi freed Krubby from the dark underground room (although he will likely never be the same again)

All were called back the headquarters one last time as a thank you party

Deetz: ?Well, we did it.?

Arceus64: ?Yes we did.?

ChaosDemon: ?And now let us agree that as fun as bots can be, that they should never overrule Everybody Edits.?

Everyone: ?Agreed!?

Jojatekok: ?Hey sorry I?m late everyone, but today I had this great idea! It will be one of the best bots ever! Who wants to play ?Yo!Scroll??

Everyone: ?AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!?

JadElClemens: ?Ban-Hammer!!!?

Jojatekok was banned.

99.9% Fake

Last edited by Arceus64 (Aug 6 2012 7:15:05 am)

Muffy

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Me no leik reading, funny how I forgot how my name was put in there, prolly asked you to, anyways nice job though.

Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Me no leik reading, funny how I forgot how my name was put in there, prolly asked you to, anyways nice job though.

Thanks!

MrScaniaV8Super

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Good story! +rep

Last edited by MrScaniaV8Super (Jun 22 2012 6:11:36 am)

Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Thanks!

ILoveBacon

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Fine! I obviously dont exist. Ppfff.

Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Fine! I obviously dont exist. Ppfff.

Sorry, I didn't have a place to incorporate you in the story. You can be one of the people who tries to break into the WWW HQ. Sorry if you died.

Benje00

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I loved this story! (even though I wasn't in it )

You have great writing skills and I enjoyed reading it.   I loved the "Bee" room. lololol

Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Thank you so much! BZZZ.

Fdoou

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Cool story bro.

It's a cool story. It is.

C3po345

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

So apparently, no one gives a crap about me?

Anyway, I wish bots weren't real. Cool story.

Minimania

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

So apparently, no one gives a crap about me?

Anyway, I wish bots weren't real. Cool story.

You think your so badly famous? lol, me too. Bots are bad.
This is a pretty nice story with a good plot to it.

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alybea

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

lol.... everyone should read the story i almost laughed to much hard ...
wait! my little pony isn't bad!!! :|:|

Last edited by alybea (Jun 23 2012 2:23:20 am)

Gaming_Guy

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I like the fact that I was mentioned once in the story but had no role in it.

Jonesie

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Great story! The Muffin Room is funny ^^!

Last edited by Jonesie (Jun 23 2012 6:13:47 am)

skullz17

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I want to see how Krubby changed after watching My little Pony for ages.

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thx for sig bobithan

Cola1

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Lulz I'm only mentioned twice, a new record.
Also Muffin Room Ftw

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Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Thank you all so much for reading!!

alybea

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

dude, you rock in making stories next time try to make comics out of this!
(BTW i +repped you!)

Last edited by alybea (Jun 23 2012 10:05:13 am)

Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

dude, you rock in making stories next time try to make comics out of this!
(BTW i +repped you!)

Thank you! 1smile1

Minimania

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I was mentioned zeronce. Nice story!

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Arceus64

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I was mentioned zeronce. Nice story!

Yeah, sorry about that. I could only fit 45 people in the story. But thanks for reading!

N1KF

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

Argh, I'm only mentioned ONCE in the story...

Zakleo

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I'm only in here once D:

Minimania

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Re: The greatest, most absurdly brilliant Everybody Edits story ever

I was mentioned zeronce. Nice story!

Yeah, sorry about that. I could only fit 45 people in the story. But thanks for reading!

It's ok and your welcome!

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