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#1 2020-03-25 23:46:56

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Why do they do this?

Why do my family ask "who's on the toilet?". It's weird and creepy. Why would you want to know who specifically is using the toilet at this given moment of time? I understand they want to know whether the bathroom is free to use; though, surely the closed door is an indication that the toilet is occupied? If they themselves did not unnecessarily close the door when they sometimes leave the bathroom then perhaps there would be no ambiguity as to whether a closed door means the room is in use. But alas, logic is not given the greatest consideration among my household. I will always wonder: why not just ask "is someone using the bathroom?"


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#2 2020-03-25 23:56:08

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Re: Why do they do this?

Whenever I knock on the rr door, my little brother always asks "What do you want?" Like dude I have to take a **** I want you to hurry the **** up


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#3 2020-03-26 00:07:09

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Re: Why do they do this?

Well, in my family's household i lived in before moving out. My mom would generally ask who was on the toilet because she knew that if it was me then i would spend a lot of time. So basically, if it was anyone else then it was ok. If it was me she would tell me to hurry the **** up.

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#4 2020-03-26 00:15:52, last edited by 2B55B5G TNG (2020-03-26 00:29:05)

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Re: Why do they do this?

Okay my parents won’t even ask who’s on the toilet or whatever, they just know.


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#5 2020-03-26 00:24:16, last edited by Luka504 (2020-03-26 00:24:48)

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Re: Why do they do this?

I guess it's just the human instinctive desire to know as much as possible, even if the knowledge is as trivial as who is using the toilet at any given time.


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#6 2020-03-26 00:26:20

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Re: Why do they do this?

pretend they're saying is someone there? and passive aggressively occupied


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#7 2020-03-26 01:05:57

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Re: Why do they do this?

Knowing who occupied the restroom allows us to estimate the time that we will need to wait and to plan our course of action accordingly


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#8 2020-03-26 01:17:00, last edited by Tomahawk (2020-03-26 07:06:49)

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Re: Why do they do this?

It's like the teacher naming kids in class who haven't done their homework and standing them up. By making you identify yourself they want you to feel shame for occupying the bathroom when someone else needs it.

How dare you act as if in your own home.


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#9 2020-03-26 01:26:59

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Re: Why do they do this?

When people knock on the door or ask something through the door I usually just stay silent. I religiously lock the door when I use the restroom. They'll try to open it, but never succeed. Usually they don't ask any further questions.


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#10 2020-03-26 02:35:10

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Re: Why do they do this?

Whenever someone asks me who's in the bathroom when I'm in the bathroom I always just ask them the same question back.

Usually answers both of our questions. If not, they just leave because they dont know how to respond.


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#11 2020-03-26 11:53:53

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Re: Why do they do this?

mutandevle i think you may kwno who stinks th emost of your family when they take a **** so genraly askign that + asking if hey do #1 or the long #2 is a great way for m e to knwo if i shoudl go upstrais or can wait


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#12 2020-03-26 13:29:54

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Re: Why do they do this?

I've never had this happen to me because I never spend more than a minute in the washroom.

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#13 2020-03-26 13:32:24

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Re: Why do they do this?

I speedrun my poop time so this doesn't happen to me

My last record is 00:00:08.234 seconds

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#14 2020-03-26 14:06:18

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Re: Why do they do this?

Kira wrote:

I speedrun my poop time so this doesn't happen to me

My last record is 00:00:08.234 seconds

poop speedrunners be like
use bowels glitch to noclip the turd straight into the sewers
wr 0.002 seconds


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#15 2020-03-26 14:09:19

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Re: Why do they do this?

Kira wrote:

I speedrun my poop time so this doesn't happen to me

My last record is 00:00:08.234 seconds

dude you're not even in the top 10,000 unless you discount the taco bell strat category

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#16 2020-03-26 18:08:54

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Re: Why do they do this?

I remember my sisters could be in the room for hours. With only 1 toilet in the apartment.
It's nice to live alone now. I get some panic over my huge load of **** in the ****, and can sit in hours just because I need to empty my whole stomach.

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#17 2020-03-31 09:36:02

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Re: Why do they do this?

Hello. I use TAS for my poop speedruns. I am wr. Ask me anything.

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#18 2020-03-31 09:38:12

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Re: Why do they do this?

this is why you yell "come back with a warrant"


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#19 2020-03-31 10:33:39

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Re: Why do they do this?

what's your methood yu?


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#20 2020-03-31 10:56:11

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Re: Why do they do this?

I run program. It does poop for me.

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#21 2020-03-31 13:29:09

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Re: Why do they do this?

Yu wrote:

I run program. It does poop for me.

teach me the bowel skip


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#22 2020-03-31 15:00:55

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Re: Why do they do this?

TaskManager wrote:
Yu wrote:

I run program. It does poop for me.

teach me the bowel skip

There’s a good tutorial here: https://www.healthline.com/health/colostomy

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#23 2020-03-31 23:12:24

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Re: Why do they do this?

"it's brian from autoglass, 'ave you got any cracks that need resealing?"


have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

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