Why do they do this?

mutantdevle · 2020-03-25 23:46:56

Why do my family ask "who's on the toilet?". It's weird and creepy. Why would you want to know who specifically is using the toilet at this given moment of time? I understand they want to know whether the bathroom is free to use; though, surely the closed door is an indication that the toilet is occupied? If they themselves did not unnecessarily close the door when they sometimes leave the bathroom then perhaps there would be no ambiguity as to whether a closed door means the room is in use. But alas, logic is not given the greatest consideration among my household. I will always wonder: why not just ask "is someone using the bathroom?"

rat, BuzzerBee

Minimania · 2020-03-25 23:56:08

Whenever I knock on the rr door, my little brother always asks "What do you want?" Like dude I have to take a **** I want you to hurry the **** up

mutantdevle, rat, capasha

Norwee · 2020-03-26 00:07:09

Well, in my family's household i lived in before moving out. My mom would generally ask who was on the toilet because she knew that if it was me then i would spend a lot of time. So basically, if it was anyone else then it was ok. If it was me she would tell me to hurry the **** up.

2b55b5g · 2020-03-26 00:15:52

Okay my parents won’t even ask who’s on the toilet or whatever, they just know.

Luka504 · 2020-03-26 00:24:16

I guess it's just the human instinctive desire to know as much as possible, even if the knowledge is as trivial as who is using the toilet at any given time.

ASDruska · 2020-03-26 00:26:20

pretend they're saying is someone there? and passive aggressively occupied

Pqwerty

TaskManager · 2020-03-26 01:05:57

Knowing who occupied the restroom allows us to estimate the time that we will need to wait and to plan our course of action accordingly

rat, capasha

Tomahawk · 2020-03-26 01:17:00

It's like the teacher naming kids in class who haven't done their homework and standing them up. By making you identify yourself they want you to feel shame for occupying the bathroom when someone else needs it.

How dare you act as if in your own home.

rat, mutantdevle

BuzzerBee · 2020-03-26 01:26:59

When people knock on the door or ask something through the door I usually just stay silent. I religiously lock the door when I use the restroom. They'll try to open it, but never succeed. Usually they don't ask any further questions.

ShadowsEdge · 2020-03-26 02:35:10

Whenever someone asks me who's in the bathroom when I'm in the bathroom I always just ask them the same question back.

Usually answers both of our questions. If not, they just leave because they dont know how to respond.

rat

peace · 2020-03-26 11:53:53

mutandevle i think you may kwno who stinks th emost of your family when they take a **** so genraly askign that + asking if hey do #1 or the long #2 is a great way for m e to knwo if i shoudl go upstrais or can wait

XxAtillaxX · 2020-03-26 13:29:54

I've never had this happen to me because I never spend more than a minute in the washroom.

Kira · 2020-03-26 13:32:24

I speedrun my poop time so this doesn't happen to me

My last record is 00:00:08.234 seconds

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TaskManager · 2020-03-26 14:06:18

Kira wrote:

I speedrun my poop time so this doesn't happen to me
My last record is 00:00:08.234 seconds

poop speedrunners be like
use bowels glitch to noclip the turd straight into the sewers
wr 0.002 seconds

Kira, Pqwerty

XxAtillaxX · 2020-03-26 14:09:19

Kira wrote:

I speedrun my poop time so this doesn't happen to me
My last record is 00:00:08.234 seconds

dude you're not even in the top 10,000 unless you discount the taco bell strat category

Kira, Pqwerty

capasha · 2020-03-26 18:08:54

I remember my sisters could be in the room for hours. With only 1 toilet in the apartment.
It's nice to live alone now. I get some panic over my huge load of **** in the ****, and can sit in hours just because I need to empty my whole stomach.

Yu · 2020-03-31 09:36:02

Hello. I use TAS for my poop speedruns. I am wr. Ask me anything.

Pqwerty

Zoey2070 · 2020-03-31 09:38:12

this is why you yell "come back with a warrant"

Pqwerty

ASDruska · 2020-03-31 10:33:39

what's your methood yu?

Yu · 2020-03-31 10:56:11

I run program. It does poop for me.

Pqwerty

TaskManager · 2020-03-31 13:29:09

Yu wrote:

I run program. It does poop for me.

teach me the bowel skip

Pqwerty, SirJosh3917

LukeM · 2020-03-31 15:00:55

TaskManager wrote:

Yu wrote:
I run program. It does poop for me.
teach me the bowel skip

There’s a good tutorial here: https://www.healthline.com/health/colostomy

bunglybongle · 2020-03-31 23:12:24

"it's brian from autoglass, 'ave you got any cracks that need resealing?"

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