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Kira

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OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

POST ONE JOKE!

LET ME BEGIN!

A Thompsonian went to police station to file "Missing Person report" for his WIFE

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Inspector : -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Inspector : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Inspector : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Inspector : -Color of the car?
Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.

Yu

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

ONE JOKE!

TaskManager

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anatoly

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Gosha

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

A blind man walks into a fish market and says "Hello Ladies"

Minimania

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

An acquaintance: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I hunt and kill aliens for a living
Acquaintance: ...wtf? Aliens don't exist. What are you, mentally challenged?
Me: Have you ever seen any aliens before?
Acquaintance: No
Me: You're **** welcome m8

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bunglybongle

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

relatively recently, i had my wallet stolen. i hadn't even realized it until i had got home from work to play some videogames, and that's when it hit me.
so, as a normal person, i went to the nearest police station and told them about it, until they asked me if i saw the face of the person who stole my wallet.
i told them that i didn't, and as such, i was forced to just go back home and cancel the cards that were in my wallet, but as it turns out, my bank had already done that as
the person who stole my wallet tried to go to the same bar as i do, and bought only one drink.

Master1

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mikelolsuperman

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my name is jeff xd

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Anatoly

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anatoly

Okay, Maxi, ...

i suggestsd to stop it but you just showed how dumb you can be, congratz

poopdublio

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anatoly

Okay, Maxi, ...

i suggestsd to stop it but you just showed how dumb you can be, congratz

This is so powerful. TaskManager will never recover.

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Anatoly

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

anatoly

Okay, Maxi, ...

i suggestsd to stop it but you just showed how dumb you can be, congratz

This is so powerful. TaskManager will never recover.

What's wrong with you?

272

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

That feeling when you see a thread that starts with positive energy.

"Oh, how nice. This will surely bring a positive topic," I thought.

"Maybe I'll even get a laugh at some good jokes," I thought.

No, instead it's low quality memes and a flame war.

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Gosha

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

anatoly

Okay, Maxi, ...

i suggestsd to stop it but you just showed how dumb you can be, congratz

i suggest you to answer my questions in your AMA already :^)

mikelolsuperman

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

TaskManager:

Anatoly:

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TaskManager

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

No, instead it's low quality memes and a flame war.

Sometimes it saddens me that people tend to be so unnecessarily rude.

anyway heres a cool joke i came up with some time ago

A man walks into a bar. The barman says "Welcome to Foo!"

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Luka504

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

i suggest you to answer my questions in your AMA already :^)

I'm just waiting for him to update 'Tales of UwU'.
Anatoly, are you still busy?

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Anatoly

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

Anatoly, are you still busy?

Nope, not anymore, finally holidays, all exams are behind me.

daneeko

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Re: OFFICIAL JOKES THREAD

She sells seashells at the worst possible location

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