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#1 2018-12-31 04:49:17

Pingohits
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From: aids lizard
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Naked Under My Clothes

I Have Two Knees and I'm Naked Under My Clothes

What are ya gonna do about it? Huh? My neighbor did something about it and I handcuffed him to himself.
I roll two dice. One shows up six. This six represents the number of time you have left to live. WHat are you gonna do about it?

I bet you're naked under your clothes too, you ****. I bet you're naked in the tub. I bet you wish you were alive. I know I am. What are you gonna do about it?

Einstein once said, "Hoo!" And guess what happened? He Hoo'd his way into a relative grave. Machiavelli once said, "Perche la vita e brieve e molte son le pene che vivendo e stentando ognun sostiene; dietro alle nostre voglie, andiam passando e consumando gli anni, che chi il placer si toglie per viver con angosce e con affanni, non conosce gli inganni del mondo; o da quai mali e da che strani casi oppressi quasi sian tutti i mortali."

Hell's bells, what are we gonna do about it?

A wise old man climbs 1000 steps to the top of a Bangladeshi summit. His organs, stricken with coronary heart disease, fail immediately. By divine fortune, a young boy of the age of 20 steps from the shadows and approaches him with three gifts. "Choose four," she whispers. The old man glares at the object and smiles. He slouches deeper into the recliner and watches the news.

There is nothing you can do about it. All is chaos. All is woe. When we try to make sense of the things that don't, it recedes into further confusion. So don't try.

Just accept it.


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#2 2018-12-31 06:02:56

Killerthegreat
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From: Chile (Homeland: UK)
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Re: Naked Under My Clothes

Are you a visionary?


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#3 2018-12-31 06:39:07

Surrealism
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From: Miami, Florida
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Re: Naked Under My Clothes

did you know that when writing the bible, it was discovered that albert einstein was listening to "noisestorm - crab rave" the whole time he was writing? that is also exactly why the song is popular today


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i play ee like once every 2 months and then i sleep

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#4 2018-12-31 08:57:14

Anatoly
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Re: Naked Under My Clothes

"Naked Under My Clothes"

"Red Under My Skin"

"Dead-White In My Bones"

"Fantastic, if only"


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#5 2018-12-31 11:09:07

Yu
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Re: Naked Under My Clothes

Hey guys, I think we just found a gold mine

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#6 2018-12-31 11:27:09

mutantdevle
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Re: Naked Under My Clothes

Soooo... are you going to send nudes or what?


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#7 2018-12-31 11:55:17

peace
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Re: Naked Under My Clothes

naked un rmy clothes?.... what woudl you think?


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#8 2018-12-31 12:37:21

Onjit
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pingo i **** love you goddamn


I'm off to scout camp for a week, so I won't be on at all. Completely cut off from the outside world. It's gonna be great ('cept 4 teh fud ofc.) cuz dat fud b nazty. liek srsly nazty. I IS LIKE SO PUMPED I DUN GIVE A CRAP ABOUT GRAMMR!!!!one!!!eleven1. So. Bye. When I get back I'll know how to shape metal and carve wood. I already know how to make baskets, towers(like big ones), find my way with a map, run for my life, and how to get caught in a tornado bcuz srsly that Knsas weathr is liek totaly krazy. It's like raining for 10 min then it stops and u look outsid and then you cant c a single cloud liek anywer? Yeh, is liek dat. I'll be living in a canvas, semi-permanent tent and using tons of bug spray because those ticks are absolutely awful there. And then it gets so dang hot there its like omg I'm melting and then you look at your hand where your canteen was (bcuz if u dun have a canteen in ur hand u r srsly slow and might even die) and ur hand melted off. Well, I've spammed enough and described how I will be living enough for now. Bye!

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