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#1 2018-12-31 04:49:17

From: aids lizard
Joined: 2015-02-15
Posts: 7,591

Naked Under My Clothes

I Have Two Knees and I'm Naked Under My Clothes

What are ya gonna do about it? Huh? My neighbor did something about it and I handcuffed him to himself.
I roll two dice. One shows up six. This six represents the number of time you have left to live. WHat are you gonna do about it?

I bet you're naked under your clothes too, you ****. I bet you're naked in the tub. I bet you wish you were alive. I know I am. What are you gonna do about it?

Einstein once said, "Hoo!" And guess what happened? He Hoo'd his way into a relative grave. Machiavelli once said, "Perche la vita e brieve e molte son le pene che vivendo e stentando ognun sostiene; dietro alle nostre voglie, andiam passando e consumando gli anni, che chi il placer si toglie per viver con angosce e con affanni, non conosce gli inganni del mondo; o da quai mali e da che strani casi oppressi quasi sian tutti i mortali."

Hell's bells, what are we gonna do about it?

A wise old man climbs 1000 steps to the top of a Bangladeshi summit. His organs, stricken with coronary heart disease, fail immediately. By divine fortune, a young boy of the age of 20 steps from the shadows and approaches him with three gifts. "Choose four," she whispers. The old man glares at the object and smiles. He slouches deeper into the recliner and watches the news.

There is nothing you can do about it. All is chaos. All is woe. When we try to make sense of the things that don't, it recedes into further confusion. So don't try.

Just accept it.



#2 2018-12-31 06:02:56

Design Team
From: Chile (Homeland: UK)
Joined: 2015-02-18
Posts: 259

Re: Naked Under My Clothes

Are you a visionary?

If you need to contact me, use my discord ID 319247782932119554




#3 2018-12-31 06:39:07

Formerly Arizona0117
From: europe
Joined: 2018-06-08
Posts: 428

Re: Naked Under My Clothes

did you know that when writing the bible, it was discovered that albert einstein was listening to "noisestorm - crab rave" the whole time he was writing? that is also exactly why the song is popular today

I fricking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of crap. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fricking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fricking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddarn rodent to heck with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fricking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in heck. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefricker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of crap, and i fricked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.


#4 2018-12-31 08:57:14


Re: Naked Under My Clothes

"Naked Under My Clothes"

"Red Under My Skin"

"Dead-White In My Bones"

"Fantastic, if only"

#5 2018-12-31 11:09:07

Joined: 2018-06-18
Posts: 311

Re: Naked Under My Clothes

Hey guys, I think we just found a gold mine


#6 2018-12-31 11:27:09

From: Hell
Joined: 2015-03-31
Posts: 3,435

Re: Naked Under My Clothes

Soooo... are you going to send nudes or what?

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#7 2018-12-31 11:55:17

From: admin land
Joined: 2015-08-10
Posts: 7,895

Re: Naked Under My Clothes

naked un rmy clothes?.... what woudl you think?


thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell


#8 2018-12-31 12:37:21

Joined: 2015-02-15
Posts: 8,789

Re: Naked Under My Clothes

pingo i **** love you goddamn

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