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xrceus

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

Monstar43

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Kids check under their beds for monsters.Monsters check under their beds for Chuck Norris.

Mario943

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Chuck Norris is a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb at the same time.
When Chuck Norris is to Chuck Norris, Norris dies.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Gordon Freeman roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris. Gordon died of Foot Cancer.
A venom snake once bit Chuck Norris. After a few hours of pain, the snake died.
There is no Big Bang. Chuck Norris just farted a little.
Chuck Norris actually defeated Nightmare Moon. The 6 Ponies just distracted her and Chuck Norris Roundhoused her, decreasing her age by a few hundred years.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. One day, he was actually there. That's why Boogeyman doesn't exist.
When Chuck Norris goes to sle--wait a minute, Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he WAITS.
Chuck Norris created the internet and decided to share it with us humans a while ago.
The cow says Moo. The Pig says Oink. The chicken says COOKADOODLEDOO. And the Elephant goes WHOAOAOAOAOAOHHH, all because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is God's Brother.
Kids sleep with Teddy Bears. Chuck Norris sleeps with actual bears.
That's all I have. Chuck Norris wanted the rest to himself.

huffpuff

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When the world ends, Chuck Norris shall recreate the world.

Geist

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Curiosity did not kill the cat... Chuck Norris did.

GentlemanClam

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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Minimania

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim. Water just wants to be around him.
Chuck Norris could cause another 9-11 with his thumb even though he doesn't need good luck.
Hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants to.
Chuck Norris isn't another god. He's just another god of all God's.
Chuck Norris is perfect besides God and Jesus.

Last edited by minimania (Feb 18 2012 2:49:15 am)

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KanibalFrost

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 unread messages from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris recorded the invention of Camera.

Chuck Norris doesn't get headaches. He gives them.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.

Whenever Chuck Norris mispells or mistypes a word, it becomes a new one.

Arceus64

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There are no steriods in baseball, only people Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Muffy

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When Chuck Norris Goes into water,he doesn't get wet,water gets Chuck Norris.

Tachyonic

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Once there was a Chuck Norris.
He was so powerful that everyone died.
The End.

Jj64938

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How many Chucks could Chuck Norris Norris if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris.

Tachyonic

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How many Chucks could Chuck Norris Norris if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris.

I believe it's pronounced;

How many Norris' would a Chuck Norris Chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck Norris'.

Haze123

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chuck norris doesnt turn on the shower he looks at it till it cries

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FCDH

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Chuck Norris if he falls from the balcony.

Deetz

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris orders warm ice cream and gets it

Tachyonic

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Chuck Norris has the Midas Touch but instead of whatever he's touching turning to gold, they turn broken or dead.

Sam275

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Chuck Norris once heard nothing could kill him. So he hunted down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris is so scary he can make onions cry.

Gaming_Guy

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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.