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Chuck Norris Jokes

Lol in this topic you can post any Chuck Norris jokes or pictures if you want. So here is my joke.

When Kid's go to sleep , they sleep with their teddy bear's. Chuck Norris actually sleeps with an real bear .

So have fun .

Last edited by Smiley (Nov 7 2010 1:33:29 pm)

musuki

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Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight. The knife lost.

Greenzoid2

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chuck norris swims on land and walks on water

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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin islands once.
They're now just called the islands.

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musuki

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If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1.

Flare

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Chuck Norris doesn't do stuff for Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia does stuff for him.

Doom moose

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ok,
a cobra once bite chuck norris, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck norris ALWAYS knows the exact location of carmen sandiago and waldo.

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he dosn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris can think of "The Game" and still win

Chuck Norris once got into a staring contest with his own reflection. On the fourth day he won.

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.

Chuck Norris can literally kill time.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris encounter.
That is it for now.
TRY AND BEAT THAT.

(most of these were from a website.)

Flare

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Chuck Norris bench presses the Sun and Jupiter.

Kaosslasher

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Chuck Norris died three years ago .... but death was to afraid to tell him

Flare

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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up; he's pushing Earth down.

Kaosslasher

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ok,
a cobra once bite chuck norris, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck norris ALWAYS knows the exact location of carmen sandiago and waldo.

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he dosn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris can think of "The Game" and still win

Chuck Norris once got into a staring contest with his own reflection. On the fourth day he won.

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.

Chuck Norris can literally kill time.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris encounter.
That is it for now.
TRY AND BEAT THAT.

(most of these were from a website.)

when the boogie man goes to sleep ... he looks for chuck norris in his closet

Last edited by kaosslasher (Nov 8 2010 7:13:11 pm)

Flare

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Chuck Norris won in an arm wresting match.

Against himself.

Greenzoid2

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Kaosslasher

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

Flare

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Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts, he breaks legs.

SmileyPwnster

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Think of the most powerful thing in the universe, besides Chuck Norris. Now multiply that by itself and cube it. Chuck Norris hit it with his pinky finger and still kicked its hide.

Mac123

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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars he has more money than you.

Flare

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Chuck Norris once found a penny on the ground. The man who dropped that penny instantly became the wealthiest man on Earth. Then, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.

Kaosslasher

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If chuck norris had to fight himself in an alternate universe

chuck norris would win.

Xpo20

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Chuck Norris once got punched in the gut by a kid...
... Then the kid bounced off him and went from california to japan in seconds.

Flare

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Most people use Tabasco sauce or even the rare atomic sauce to spice up steaks and wings, Chuck Norris uses fresh magma from the volcano in his yard.

collectionshower

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris he finds you.

ChaosDemon

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The movie Aliens Vs. Predator was going to be called Aliens Vs. Predator vs. Chuck Norris but the idea was dropped because no one would pay 20 bucks to see a movie that lasts 12 seconds

Zeal

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The movie Aliens Vs. Predator was going to be called Aliens Vs. Predator vs. Chuck Norris but the idea was dropped because no one would pay 20 bucks to see a movie that lasts 12 seconds

Damn!

PhillipAC

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When Chuck Norris goes into the god mode, the glowing ring around him blinds.