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some woman

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BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

...an indirect continuation of critically acclaimed Battle of Monster!!...

...another forum game by some man...

...SOME MAN BRINGS TO YOU:

*unique drum roll and cymbal crash*

BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES is a forum game where a monster appears, and if you choose to attack it, you get your own profile and everything and get to keep battling monsters.

Just post a command of some sort, and you're in! Anything too ridiculous (unlikely!) will be toned down, so you can't simply cause mass destruction everywhere. You also can't do the same thing twice or post twice in one turn. Other than that, go crazy.

Monsters will try to attack anyone who attacks them, which is why every monster and every player has their own health bar. Drop a monster's health bar to zero, and you'll get a share of the rewards and move onto the next enemy. Drop a player's health bar to zero, and they'll be out of the game for one or two before coming back with full health.

All pages will have a similar aesthetic to the most recent post in Battle of Monster: Electric Boogaloo, so prepare to see a lot of stock images, profile pictures, bad doodles, and strange font choices!

▼PLAYERS! (7)

▼ENEMY LIST

Smiley DEFEATED!
Internet Man

▼QUESTIONS - ANSWERED!

NOT ENOUGH RULES when will you add MORE
I'll add rules on the fly, based around how the game is progressing. In some cases, you may find that you're limited from doing things that seemed like a free action before.

What's the reason behind this?
I miss when Forum Games was always active, and being dumb and silly was the whole fun, no matter how much cringeworthy content it may have produced. Plus, Battle of Monster-like games, the kind that Michele used to post all the time, those were fun.

some man are you having a stroke
No.

▼LORE? LORE??

...I suppose.
The grand king of Royalsville, NA has assigned his untrained militia to take down every being in his hitli- ORDER OF MONSTROSITIES for bringing disorder and shame to the land. You, the posters, are the only people who compose that militia. Epic.

If that's quite over with:

FIRST ENEMY - SMILEY

A disembodied head that is still very much sentient.
[20/20 HP]

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

Xfrogman43

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

go crazy

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Nebula

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

beat him with a sword

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

make him happy

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some woman

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

go crazy

The inanity of the situation takes a hold of you, and you COMPLETELY LOSE YOUR **** and tackle the smiley head-on. The tackle itself deals 4 damage, and the little prongs on your hazmat suit poke into it for 1 damage.

In retaliation, the smiley suddenly produces a stubby circular hand, with which it throws a set of brown road tacks at you! Your suit is quite strong, but the spikes manage to rip through it and slightly puncture your skin for 4 damage.
Xfrogman43 [11/15 HP]

beat him with a sword

You repeatedly beat him with your sword, making sure to use the big, flat side instead of the small tip, dealing 8 damage. He's too stunned to hit you back!
Whirl [15/15 HP]

make him happy

You force-feed him a piece of delicious chocolate cake. He likes it, but little does he know, it poses a slight health risk for 1 damage.
Oray [15/15 HP]

Smiley [6/20 HP]

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

TaskManager

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

i mentally punch the smiley

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some woman

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

i mentally punch the smiley

You imagine so hard that you punch the smiley that the smiley actually IS punched a little bit! Positive thinking has succeeded (for 3 damage)!

It tries to imagine-fu you back, but it (he?) is really bad at imagination, so you only get 2 damage and a tingly feeling on your face and upper abdomen!
TaskManager [13/15]

Smiley [3/20]

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

PTU

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I'll leave a bucket full of lava in front of him.

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Nebula

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I'd go for anvil, i'd have to drop anvil on him

Xfrogman43

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

i become friends with him

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TaskManager

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I hit him with ultimate hammer of thousand infinite powers +452 dmg +200% power absorption

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ILikeTofuuJoe

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I give him 10 aples

Ithrew him in a black hole that leads to another universe with only anti-mater

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Posting Goal: 2000
#Joe Griffin

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HeyNK

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

Me -gun

some woman

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I'll leave a bucket full of lava in front of him.

You set it down in a hopefully intimidating manner. Now it's sitting there. MENACINGLY.

The smiley, being the HORRIBLE MONSTROSITY it is, decides to tip it over. The whole thing, over, and now nobody even gets to come in from stage left anymore.

Now everyone has to come in from the nondescript rural area that this big white wall was supposed to be blocking from view the entire time. Way to go, smiley.
Pipec [15/15]

i become friends with him

You attempt to befriend it, but all it can remember is that time you went berserk and barreled into it. No amount of apologies or discount flower vases are going to settle this!

Enraged by how inconsiderate you are, it attempts to throw this weird grayish block at you, but since the smiley's intentions are usually very predictable, you sidestep the attack and take 0 damage.
Xfrogman43 [11/15]

I give him 10 aples

Ithrew him in a black hole that leads to another universe with only anti-mater

You pretend to be on its side, and offer it a nice meal to nourish itself with after such a tiring figt. Since you haven't attacked it yet, it has no idea what you're about to do.

As it rests a hand-thing on one of the apples, you run over and throw it into a WORMHOLE TO ANOTHER FREAK'IN DIMENSION!!! that's appeared out of nowhere, and will probably suck up EVERYTHING if it's not plugged fast enough. (Well, it didn't really appear out of nowhere, you just invited it over, since you helped it with its homework back in elementary school a few times and it still owed you a favor.)

Everyone prepares for the smiley and the antimatter to inevitably collide and EXPLODE, but the smiley is too large for the hole, and it just gets stuck! Square peg, round hole, all that. Everyone is relieved and does not question the logic of this situation.
ILikeTofuuJoe [15/15]

I hit him with ultimate hammer of thousand infinite powers +452 dmg +200% power absorption

At last, your time to shine! You pull out your blessed ULTIMATE HAMMER OF THOUSAND INFINITE POWERS +452 DAMAGE +200% POWER ABSORPTION™, given to you on the day of your father's death by none other than THE LORD HIMSELF, twenty years to this very day. To slay this smiley is your true destiny, and nothing will stop you from fulfilling it.

You bash the smiley - CRITICAL HIT! - for 200 POISON DAMAGE, 5000 DIVINE DAMAGE, 120000 AELEMENTAL DAMAGE, 3100000 SPLASH DAMAGE, 45000000 UNSTOPPABLE DEBUG-ENFORCED DAMAGE, 999999999 INSTA-KILL DAMAGE, INFINITE THOUSAND INFINITE POWERS DAMAGE and 452 BONUS MODIFIER DAMAGE, which in the real world all total up to a whole jaw-dropping 3 DAMAGE.

On top of that, you have absorbed its SUMMON ROAD TACKS power, in case you couldn't already obtain road tacks by yourself.
TaskManager [13/15]

Smiley [0/15]

Me -gun

The smiley's already dead, probably, but you have a fine gun and you don't want to carry it around for nothing.
HeyNK [15/15]

I'd go for anvil, i'd have to drop anvil on him

It took a while, but you finally managed to haul that anvil up the entire set of stairs you'd built for yourself, and dropped it onto that darned smiley.
Whirl [15/15]

...hey, the enemy was at 3 HP, there were bound to be some attack commands that wouldn't end up working once it's dead.

With the head finally put to rest, you all wipe your brows and head out of the nondescript rural area to a place where another, even more powerful monstrosity resides.

SECOND ENEMY - INTERNET MAN

He got rich by investing in this cool web game.
Internet Man [50/50]

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

ILikeTofuuJoe

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I throw him into Yellowstone Supervolcano.

My profile (If we can make our own):
_________________________
|      _      |DMG Dealt|0         |
|  \ /   |Level  |1                 |
|     #      |EXP |2                      |
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|HP |15   |------Noob-------|
|DF |5     |Inventory              |
----------_________________
Hands: DMG: 1 Des: Great for throwing.
Star Wrath: DMG: 200 Des: From Terraria.
Mythical Scythe: DMG: 5000 Des: It is supposed to be for mining.
Apple x 10^10^10^10 +2HP per apple.
Neutron Crusted Anti-Matter Nuke x 100000 DMG: 1000000000000000000000000000000000 (1 decillion). Des: BBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Diamond Sword with Sharpness 32147 and Efficienty 32147 DMG: 1000000 Des: A sword.

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Posting Goal: 2000
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Nebula

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

Show him pornography.

soniiiety

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I give him the **lOOk** and then turn into super sonic to defeat him

TaskManager

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I make him play ee remakes

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Xfrogman43

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

steal his wad of cash and then use the money to buy a computer and hit him on the head with it

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ILikeTofuuJoe

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

Nuke him 10 times with my anti-matter nuke.

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Posting Goal: 2000
#Joe Griffin

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Minimania

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I decide to draw 100 frogs

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Jorc

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I'll hack his pc and make it explode, so he wont have weapon.

PTU

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

I'm gonna count to 1000 in front of him.

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soniiiety

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

i will turn him into stone with medusa

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Re: BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES

Give him a poisoned gingerbread

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