Kill The Monster

mutantdevle · 2021-10-02 07:07:05

Every now and then I get bored and want to host a forum game. But I'm a busy guy and my busyness fluctuates so I can't commit to anything proper. So I'm gonna host this one casually. Long term. I might not update it for months at a time if I'm that busy/burnt out from it. But considering I'm most likely here to stay, I'll just fall back on this game every time I get that craving to do something fun on the forums, provided people are always interested in playing it of course.

Game is that simple kill the monster type game. I come up with a monster and designate how much health it has. You guys come up with creative ways to attack/kill it. I then tell you how much damage you did. I reserve the right to come up with a stupid reason why your attack didn't work if it's too powerful. This game is not going to be fair.

2 leaderboards:

▼Damage Dealt:

▼Kills:

No prizes for anybody.

▼Player Health:

First monster:

A slime approaches. 20/20 health.

Joeyjoey65

Minimania · 2021-10-02 07:39:52

I cast Fireball, make a Dex save

HydraK90 · 2021-10-02 07:50:18

I always wanted to be in this situation..
I cast fireball in Minimania's lungs, preventing their attack from registering

St1ckS4m(EE) · 2021-10-02 08:13:47

Use the power of science to melt the slime from existence.
(Giant Light Beam Cannon?)

Minimania · 2021-10-02 08:32:10

HydraK90 wrote:

I always wanted to be in this situation..
I cast fireball in Minimania's lungs, preventing their attack from registering

Counterspell

Edilights · 2021-10-02 08:55:54

I use the knife to stab the slime .

KyYay · 2021-10-02 08:58:46

terraria flare gun

2b55b5g · 2021-10-02 09:40:02

silly, just kill mutantdevle so he can’t create any monsters

AllenCaspe9510 · 2021-10-02 13:09:03

Slime is dead

mutantdevle

mutantdevle · 2021-10-02 20:04:31

Minimania wrote:

I cast Fireball, make a Dex save

The fireball was a direct hit, but the slime's bouncy gooey body is a little resistant to fire. You did 16 damage.

HydraK90 wrote:

I always wanted to be in this situation..
I cast fireball in Minimania's lungs, preventing their attack from registering

You didn't stop anything. All you did was needlessly hurt mini by dealing 7 damage to him.

Sticksam wrote:

Use the power of science to melt the slime from existence.
(Giant Light Beam Cannon?)

You are successful, you melt away the slime's 4 remaining HP. All that's left now is a little puddle.

Minimania wrote:

Counterspell

Unsuccessful, you remain hurt.

Edilights wrote:

I use the knife to stab the slime .

You swing your knife into the pitch black of night and hit nothing.

KyYay wrote:

terraria flare gun

Your flare shoots off into the darkness. You don't hit anything, but shortly after you hear a low growling. It seems you've caught something's attention.

▼A Krax approaches

It has 60 hp.

2B55B5G TNG wrote:

silly, just kill mutantdevle so he can’t create any monsters

I don't create these monsters, I'm just the messenger.

AllenCaspe9510 wrote:

Slime is dead

Correct.

Minimania, AllenCaspe9510, KyYay, St1ckS4m(EE), Joeyjoey65, HydraK90

KyYay · 2021-10-03 04:11:55

mutantdevle wrote:

▼A Krax approaches
https://i.imgur.com/Pk4nj50.jpg
It has 60 hp.

minecraft diamond pickaxe

AllenCaspe9510 · 2021-10-03 04:17:33

Alright, I have a plan to stop the Krax from razing EE town. This monster has a whole lot of heath so we gotta chip it's heath down, and its also heavy.

Who wants to volunteer in stopping the krax from moving. If no one, then I will I guess.

After the kraz is paralyzed or is unable to move near to us. I need people to attack it before it breaks free and goes on a rampage to attack us.

Spells work really good I guess. I think this monster has resistance against piecing weapons such as spears or arrows.

Minimania · 2021-10-03 05:08:12

I cast Plant Growth on the plants surrounding EE town, and then I cast Spike Growth on them so they have thorns. If he's gonna come for our town, we have a line of defense.

2b55b5g · 2021-10-03 15:37:18

run

HydraK90 · 2021-10-04 03:17:37

We can't let God do all the work
Ballista + super shotgun combo this fricker with mastery upgrades and a fully upgraded praetor suit

mutantdevle · 2021-10-04 15:43:51

KyYay wrote:

minecraft diamond pickaxe

Your hit did 1.5 hearts of damage, aka 3 damage.

AllenCaspe9510 wrote:

Who wants to volunteer in stopping the krax from moving. If no one, then I will I guess.

You successfully paralysed the monster.

Minimania wrote:

I cast Plant Growth on the plants surrounding EE town, and then I cast Spike Growth on them so they have thorns.

The monster is paralysed so it does not approach your defences.

2B55B5G TNG wrote:

run

You run wildly in panic, until eventually you run face-first into Mini's spike growth taking 1 damage in the process.

HydraK90 wrote:

Ballista + super shotgun combo this fricker with mastery upgrades and a fully upgraded praetor suit

Your ballista shot is a direct hit but bounces off the Krax's armour, not without leaving a dent though. 12 damage. Your shotgun pellets are a good follow up, but are more ineffective. 2 damage.

Krax Health: 46/60

HydraK90

Minimania · 2021-10-04 16:06:34

since he's now paralyzed, I'm gonna dig a ditch around him so that if he ever gets to move again, he'll fall in

Edilights · 2021-10-04 19:13:48

I use a self-destruction bomb with 100% guaranteed explosion on Krax. It explodes inside of mr. Krax.

KyYay · 2021-10-05 01:19:24

I use a TensionGem to gain 50% TP, then realize I need to wait until next turn to actually do anything with it

St1ckS4m(EE) · 2021-10-05 07:52:48

Vote Mr. Krax to death for "venting" his frustration by smacking another Krax into the pool of lava, all because he 'misclicked' and lost his diamonds.
Then, he will be dropped into the lava pit, killing Mr. Krax instantly.
(He looked too SUS to be buffed to lift 100 tons.)

AllenCaspe9510 · 2021-10-05 14:40:12

I'll keep holding tight I guess xd

Get em bois

HydraK90 · 2021-10-05 19:29:42

Well I say Dr. Krax is made of stone, so they'll probably fuse with the lava to become stronger, sooo...
Small, fast firing, low damage attacks might not do much,
so let's get like four huge fans to cool them down

St1ckS4m(EE) · 2021-10-05 20:28:14

HydraK90 wrote:

Well I say Dr. Krax is made of stone, so they'll probably fuse with the lava to become stronger, sooo...
Small, fast firing, low damage attacks might not do much,
so let's get like four huge fans to cool them down

Well in that case, we'll wrap the chains around them, use our freeze rays to immobilize them, and then send them into the giant pool of acid using a magic card that says "Acid Pool of Doom V1.2", where the acid will slowly kill Krax, thus Krax will perish. To activate the card, we just simply slap the card anywhere on Krax, even if he's entrapped in a ice cube. You just tap the card on the ice, and that's it.

No matter what Krax does, they won't be able to escape, even if the ice breaks, or the chains become loose, because there will be giant electric walls surrounding the pool, which are impossible to climb on to.
The electric walls are scientifically engineered with special chemicals that prevents the acid from eating them away. The walls are also moisture proof, which helps the trap become more effective against deterioration.

(333 IQ Moment?)

2021/10/5 Edit: I guess that was it(?)
Everything went silent.
I guess the plan was so perfect, the monsters just gave up and decided not to fight us anymore, which is why we never heard back from the messenger.
We've wiped off every evil living being from existence, now of which they formerly roamed around Earth.

(Edited this in here now so I don't wait until the last minute. GG btw.)

HydraK90

HydraK90 · 2021-10-19 15:27:46

We can use this time to prevent any further monsters from coming to us, just in case.
Can we set up like, 10 trebuchets?
Catapults? Anything? Like, some kind of blunt medieval weapon..
(and because a monster may be heavy, prepare magic attacks..)

theoldinese · 2021-10-24 18:21:34

i slap the monster

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