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#1 2020-10-23 20:33:19

Tomahawk
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EEU Engineer - Job Advert

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Have you got what it takes to be an EEU engineer?

Hi there!

We are a small group of developers around the world, working on the next-best thing since sliced bread! EEU is a fast-paced, massively multiplayer online experience showcasing stunning and thought-provoking works from content creators and influencers!

We're looking for five to seven hard-working and extremely resilient individuals to join our team and pioneer the future!

You must be capable of delivering to tight deadlines and high standards - and rightly so!

Can you:

  • Make mountains out of molehills?

  • Split hairs?

  • Squeeze water from a stone?

  • Hang by a thread?

Then this might be the career for you!

At ZenbroForce we believe that three's a crowd, the skies are always blue, and that together we can find the keys to unlock your potential!

Desirable qualifications and qualities:
- Bachelor's degree (or higher) in Logical Studies;
- 3+ years' experience in pedantry, stonewalling and missing the point;
- Blamelessness and/or self-assuredness;
- Fundraising experience.

In your application please state your least defining characteristic, include at least one anecdote, and tell us about a trivial challenge you overcame.


We look forward to hearing from you!


Salary begins at $0k per annum. Non-negotiable.
Applicants must be older than they've ever been. Employment begins in early 2019.


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#2 2020-10-23 20:42:58

NorwegianboyEE
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

Damn, this position looks like a blast...

in the face, from a shotgun.


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#3 2020-10-23 21:17:29

Blackmask
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

lol

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#4 2020-10-24 00:40:00

den3107
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

>Salary begins at $0k per annum. Non-negotiable.
But what if we can go.
Even lower?

In reality, think it could be a fun thing to work on, although it heavily depends on management, expectations and workflow.

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#5 2020-10-24 03:44:16

bunglybongle
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

tomohawk is this supposed to be funny

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#6 2020-10-24 06:30:02

Kkay
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

bunglybongle wrote:

tomohawk is this supposed to be funny

It's more depressing really.

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#7 2020-10-24 08:46:55

Gosha
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

the theory goes that when mods start ****, the game is at point of no return

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#8 2020-10-24 10:27:16

peace
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

what the **** is thi snonsense?


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thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell

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#9 2020-10-24 11:43:36

theoldinese
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

peace wrote:

what the **** is thi snonsense?

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me reading your forum posts be like


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#10 2020-10-24 16:33:40

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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

I thought this was serious for longer then I would like to admit.

Tomahawk wrote:

Bachelor's degree (or higher) in Logical Studies;

Tomahawk wrote:

Salary begins at $0k per annum. Non-negotiable.

ha


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#11 2020-10-24 17:00:23

hummerz5
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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

MartenM wrote:

I thought this was serious for longer then I would like to admit.

Yeah. My first signal was the claim that EEU is "fast-paced" -- surely one describes their working environment that way. Not the game?!

But really though, does someone have like a slightly abridged explanation of the trouble going on to make this (satire?) make sense?

I think my least defining characteristic is that I exist. My anecdote and trivial challenge was that once I was lying in bed and needed to refill my water bottle. Instead of the lazy approach of feeling thirsty but not bothering to refill at the tap, I just ignored my thirst!

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