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Tomahawk

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EEU Engineer - Job Advert

Have you got what it takes to be an EEU engineer?

Hi there!

We are a small group of developers around the world, working on the next-best thing since sliced bread! EEU is a fast-paced, massively multiplayer online experience showcasing stunning and thought-provoking works from content creators and influencers!

We're looking for five to seven hard-working and extremely resilient individuals to join our team and pioneer the future!

You must be capable of delivering to tight deadlines and high standards - and rightly so!

Can you:

• Make mountains out of molehills?

• Split hairs?

• Squeeze water from a stone?

• Hang by a thread?

Then this might be the career for you!

At ZenbroForce we believe that three's a crowd, the skies are always blue, and that together we can find the keys to unlock your potential!

Desirable qualifications and qualities:
- Bachelor's degree (or higher) in Logical Studies;
- 3+ years' experience in pedantry, stonewalling and missing the point;
- Blamelessness and/or self-assuredness;
- Fundraising experience.

In your application please state your least defining characteristic, include at least one anecdote, and tell us about a trivial challenge you overcame.

We look forward to hearing from you!

Salary begins at $0k per annum. Non-negotiable.
Applicants must be older than they've ever been. Employment begins in early 2019.

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Norwee

Formerly NorwegianboyEE

From: Norway

Joined: 2015-03-16

Posts: 3,773

Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

Damn, this position looks like a blast...

in the face, from a shotgun.

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Blackmask

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From: France

Joined: 2016-06-27

Posts: 199

Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

lol

den3107

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From: Netherlands

Joined: 2015-04-24

Posts: 1,025

Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

>Salary begins at $0k per annum. Non-negotiable.
But what if we can go.
Even lower?

In reality, think it could be a fun thing to work on, although it heavily depends on management, expectations and workflow.

bunglybongle

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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

tomohawk is this supposed to be funny

Kkay

Formerly Kaydog99

From: Canda eh

Joined: 2015-08-20

Posts: 495

Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

tomohawk is this supposed to be funny

It's more depressing really.

Gosha

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From: Russia

Joined: 2015-03-15

Posts: 6,211

Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

the theory goes that when mods start ****, the game is at point of no return

peace

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From: admin land

Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 9,226

Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

what the **** is thi snonsense?

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theoldinese

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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

what the **** is thi snonsense?

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me reading your forum posts be like

MartenM

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From: The Netherlands

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Posts: 978

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Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

I thought this was serious for longer then I would like to admit.

Bachelor's degree (or higher) in Logical Studies;

Salary begins at $0k per annum. Non-negotiable.

ha

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hummerz5

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From: wait I'm not a secret mod huh

Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 5,853

Re: EEU Engineer - Job Advert

I thought this was serious for longer then I would like to admit.

Yeah. My first signal was the claim that EEU is "fast-paced" -- surely one describes their working environment that way. Not the game?!

But really though, does someone have like a slightly abridged explanation of the trouble going on to make this (satire?) make sense?

I think my least defining characteristic is that I exist. My anecdote and trivial challenge was that once I was lying in bed and needed to refill my water bottle. Instead of the lazy approach of feeling thirsty but not bothering to refill at the tap, I just ignored my thirst!

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