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Kira

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Water makes you ****

I drank water today and I wanted to go the toilet

Conclusion: Water makes you ****

Tomahawk

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Re: Water makes you ****

Let’s do this; if the next few posters don’t manage to pull a viable discussion out of their ****, ima lock.

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Minimania

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Re: Water makes you ****

I feel like my mom might get attacked by people at the store for buying a lot of cases of water bottles. We've always bought water in spades, and I drink a bottle a day on average

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ShadowsEdge

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Re: Water makes you ****

Let's talk about this, a lot of purified water has minerals in it which is likely processed by your body in a different manner to the water independent of the minerals in the water. Such minerals are what your body is filtering out when you eat food, and the minerals are absorbed by your body, which in turn leaves the remainder as a waste byproduct.

By that matter, if water makes you poop, that means that water itself is a waste byproduct, and we don't need water to live. Take that science.

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From: PbzvatFbba 13

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Re: Water makes you ****

Yes but it would probably manifest as diarrhea given the nature of its form, don't you think?

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TaskManager

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Re: Water makes you ****

Let’s do this; if the next few posters don’t manage to pull a viable discussion out of their ****, ima lock.

What about pulling a viable liquid out of my digestive tract?
Anyway, I agree with what Shadow said
I want to add that if water made us poop, Toma would be satisfied I think

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ShadowsEdge

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Re: Water makes you ****

Yes but it would probably manifest as diarrhea given the nature of its form, don't you think?

No but that would imply that some of the water wasn't used as waste product.

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From: PbzvatFbba 13

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Re: Water makes you ****

Yes but it would probably manifest as diarrhea given the nature of its form, don't you think?

No but that would imply that some of the water wasn't used as waste product.

Then why would it manifest as a solid when it is naturally a liquid?

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ShadowsEdge

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Re: Water makes you ****

Because the temperature in the Glanisdary Gland, which is the area of your body that turns the water inside your body into the waste product that you see when you go to the bathroom, is so cold that it freezes the water, and thusly transforms the ice that's left in there into the waste byproduct, while keeping the minerals that were in the water/ice.

And I've totally fact checked this, and none of it needs to be researched because I am totally right.

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From: PbzvatFbba 13

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Re: Water makes you ****

So you **** ice

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ShadowsEdge

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Re: Water makes you ****

So you **** ice

Yes.

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Re: Water makes you ****

I drank water today and I wanted to go the toilet

Conclusion: Water makes you ****

I never used to drink water. I'd only drink milk all day and even then it was like 1 cup a day. I was regularly dehydrated but it was fine because that was my norm. I then started drinking a lot of water regularly. And sure, I now spend a lot more time ****. But I'm also a lot healthier. My physical capabilities are greatly increased and I especially have more energy and am less tired. So sure, water makes you ****. But it's good for you.

Is this good enough discussion Tomahawk?

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ASDruska

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Re: Water makes you ****

alright serious question everyone. if water makes you **** does lemonade make you **** as well? like you put a lemon into water and then stuff happens bla bla
i'm too scared to actually test this

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Andymakeer

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Re: Water makes you ****

r/hydrohomies

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Re: Water makes you ****

So you **** ice

But you risk cutting your **** with ice shards though

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Plesnuik

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Re: Water makes you ****

There are two types of water - distilled and regular. Distilled water does not contain oxides of various metals and nonmetallic substances, therefore this is 100 percent pure water, after drinking it, our body wont filter out bad substances. Therefore, not all water makes you ****

EDIT:

▼How to make a distilled water

ShadowsEdge

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Re: Water makes you ****

There are two types of water - distilled and regular. Distilled water does not contain oxides of various metals and nonmetallic substances, therefore this is 100 percent pure water, after drinking it, our body wont filter out bad substances. Therefore, not all water makes you ****

EDIT:

▼How to make a distilled water

https://i.imgur.com/rIexq0b.jpg

The forbidden water

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Plesnuik

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Re: Water makes you ****

The forbidden water

You're right in some extent - if you mix it with nitrogen oxide 4, when heated, you can get two acids (HNO3 and HNO2), one of which (HNO3) can greatly harm a person (can do a hole in the skin all the way to the bone)

EDIT: you can also use ordinary water but the acid will not be so effective and clean - it will contain a large amount of excess impurities, respectively, the percentage of acid will be about 30. The pain from this acid will be much weaker.

EDIT: acid is used in the first stage of making the methamphetamine - HNO3 + Al2O3 (Any substances with aluminum) + CH3NH2 (Methylamine) + salts containing phosphorus (Na2P), the main thing Is to be careful because when a salt (Na2P) interacting with the acid, phosphine will be formed (PH4), which can kill a human.