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Onjit

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dish washing

how do you wash your dishes, and what is the best way to wash dishes

i was dishes by hand, and i think that people who use a macine are
1) lazy
2) wasting energy and water
3) don't even @ me because I've seen the stats about how aparently dishwashers are more efficient, and those studies are bs because
  a) they're largely funded by dishwashing manufacturers
  b) they rely on the fact that people that wash dishes have a double digit iq and either
    i) run the tap constantly (why)
    ii) are super slow
    iii) use an ungodly amount of soap
  c) the studies rarely consider efficient hand washing, which is actually really easy to do
    i) plug the sink
    ii) use very hot water
    iii) only use a small amount of detergent, since the main thing that kills germs etc is the heat, detergent is mainly to remove grease
4) literally just get good, it's not even that hard like i can clean up after a family of six in like twenty minutes get on my **** level
5) like apparently using a dishwasher doesn't even do the job properly? like you still have to rinse and scrape the dishes before hand before you even put it in the machine? and i have people coming at me saying **** like "dude a dishwasher is much more efficient than hand washing" like **** off man you're using twice as much water my dude
6) another thing - somehow having a dishwasher is a status thing or the very idea of washing dishes by hand is "poor" or some **** like get off your high horse man they're just plates lmao

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Luka504

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From: Serbia,probs never heard of it

Joined: 2015-02-19

Posts: 2,934

Re: dish washing

Just get someone else to do it

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BuzzerBee

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From: Texas, U.S.A.

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,575

Re: dish washing

things dishwashers are good for:

• being an out of the way space to dry dishes that you've washed by hand

• storing produce that doesn't need to be refrigerated

• ???

• poaching an egg maybe if your water is hot enough??

things dishwashers are NOT good for

• washing dishes

• really anything else

personally i buy antibacterial dish soap so i don't have to worry about using extremely hot water

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Norwee

Formerly NorwegianboyEE

From: Norway

Joined: 2015-03-16

Posts: 3,773

Re: dish washing

Well i find washing dishes rather boring, but i do clean it up using my hands and the sink. Sometimes i even use a combination of paper + anti bacterial tissue + paper again. And it’s good enough.

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Norwee

Formerly NorwegianboyEE

From: Norway

Joined: 2015-03-16

Posts: 3,773

Re: dish washing

Or i literally just boil water, pour it on a bowl i used to soften it up, and then use paper. Honestly there are a lot of efficient ways of cleaning your stuff once you get your head out of the washing machine propaganda mindset.

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TaskManager

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Joined: 2015-03-01

Posts: 9,465

Re: dish washing

i wash dishes by hand too
but im going to buy a dishwasher because according to LinusTechTips you can wash keyboards in it

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mutantdevle

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From: Hell

Joined: 2015-03-31

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Re: dish washing

I wash my stuff immediately after usage. Once I’ve finished my food, I’ll wash my stuff with water then dry it with paper towels so I can put it all away immediately. Then, every so often, I’ll get my washing up liquid out to wash everything thoroughly.

On the other hand, most of my hallmates prefer the method of “leave-everything-in-the-sink-then-go-back-to-their-parents-for-a-few-days-then-wash-things-when-they-get-back-to-our-halls-when-they-need-to-use-them”.

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AllenCaspe9510

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From: Heart Locket

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Re: dish washing

I have a maid that does dishwashing for me

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Posts: 9,226

Re: dish washing

a machine saves you time

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rat

Formerly eleizibeth

Joined: 2017-06-29

Posts: 785

Re: dish washing

usually i just throw the dishes away after use, but sometimes ill donate them

peace

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From: admin land

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Re: dish washing

wtf you have that muhc money tto buy new?

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Andymakeer

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From: Nine-tails Vale

Joined: 2016-05-29

Posts: 672

Re: dish washing

i use only plastic dishes so i can throw them away after use

saving Earth's water!!!

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Norwee

Formerly NorwegianboyEE

From: Norway

Joined: 2015-03-16

Posts: 3,773

Re: dish washing

Sometimes i just rip of pieces of cardboard from a frozen pizza box and use it as my plate.

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Kira

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Joined: 2019-04-22

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Re: dish washing

boring topic

BuzzerBee

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From: Texas, U.S.A.

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Re: dish washing

boring topic

Off topic

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Kira

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Joined: 2019-04-22

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Re: dish washing

boring topic

Off topic

On topic please

Tomahawk

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From: UK

Joined: 2015-02-18

Posts: 2,848

Re: dish washing

I have water running constantly while I wash. In a student house you’d need to first clean the sink before filling it up, so nty. And filling up a sink is only quicker if you have a second sink for rinsing stuff off.

Dishwashers can mess up nonstick pans, and I own like 2 plates and a glass so it’s a waste of electricity.

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rat

Formerly eleizibeth

Joined: 2017-06-29

Posts: 785

Re: dish washing

wtf you have that muhc money tto buy new?

yeah man i'm like rich

capasha

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Joined: 2015-02-21

Posts: 4,066

Re: dish washing

usually i just throw the dishes away after use, but sometimes ill donate them

Who want to have ele's donated dishes with a lot of drool on. That, that is nasty.

TaskManager

Formerly maxi123

From: i really should update this

Joined: 2015-03-01

Posts: 9,465

Re: dish washing

usually i just throw the dishes away after use, but sometimes ill donate them

Who want to have ele's donated dishes with a lot of drool on. That, that is nasty.

no

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rat

Formerly eleizibeth

Joined: 2017-06-29

Posts: 785

Re: dish washing

usually i just throw the dishes away after use, but sometimes ill donate them

Who want to have ele's donated dishes with a lot of drool on. That, that is nasty.

ur right, i shuld sell them. $200 gamer girl plates

ASDruska

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From: Syria!

Joined: 2016-08-05

Posts: 1,061

Re: dish washing

tell you what if you give me 3 reasons to switch over to washing by hand i'll switch

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peace

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Re: dish washing

i agree most plates oyu dont even have to rinse providing you eat everythign from it and use minimal sause

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Meep805

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From: Null Island

Joined: 2015-07-05

Posts: 48

Re: dish washing

just lick the plate clean after using it.

Pros:

• cleans plate

• fun. you can make it into a game!

• saliva is a disinfectant, so basically just as good as soap

• quick and easy, your tongue is portable! no need to take the plate anywhere

• no water bill

• dishwashers and sinks get all sorts of mess in the pipes and require expensive cleaning products. your tongue is cheap and easy to clean, just use mouthwash literally ever.

Cons:

• literally none, just trust me

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ASDruska

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Re: dish washing

but what if i spill mercury onto my plate what do i do then!

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