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#76 2019-07-22 04:14:10

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you randomly found a escape portal and entered it.


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#77 2019-07-22 06:59:53

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately, upon entering this escape portal, you have been arrested by police for multiple counts of vehicular manslaughter that you didn't commit and therefore are sentenced to 13 years in prison


I fricking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of crap. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fricking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fricking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddarn rodent to heck with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fricking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in heck. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefricker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote β€œyou’re a piece of crap, and i fricked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

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#78 2019-07-22 18:20:58

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you draw a "Get out of Jail Free" card in your game of Monopoly. They accept those here. You're free, again (again)!


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#79 2019-07-22 19:11:35

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunaly you were just playing a game of monopoly wiht anothe rprinsoner and a cop and because of how bad lcuk you had in the game they accepted the drawn card for once but only once


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#80 2019-07-22 22:43:32

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you found a hidden escape hole behind the poster in your cell, but upon further inspection of the hole, you notice some strange figure lurking in the distance.


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#81 2019-07-23 00:09:07

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately it's some kind of rat and it runs towards you and bites you


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#82 2019-07-23 06:21:09

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, the rat wasn't poisonous, but it still hurts just as bad as stepping on a Lego brick.


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#83 2019-07-23 09:20:53

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately it hurts your feelings and thus spiral into depression


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#84 2019-07-23 09:52:12

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

fortunaly the rat after biting you ran behidn you and you coudl run outside for freedom


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#85 2019-07-23 15:13:47

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, a thought crosses your mind before you leave that makes you stop in your tracks. "What if this will all just land me in jail again? What if I run into Bob the Boa again and he bites me and I go to jail? Running away would just be a waste of time and energy. It's pointless," you think. You turn around and turn yourself in. You're in jail again again again. Bob the Boa shows up, just to continue the loop.


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#86 2019-07-28 09:31:13

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, life randomly decides to throw you out of the loop and finally decided that you will no longer go to prison nor meet Bob. The policemen just gave up keeping you in prison, because they were tired of going through that excruciatingly loop you were in.


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#87 2019-07-30 17:20:13

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the police were so sick of you, that they'll never do anything with you ever again. And to make sure that no policemen put you back into the loop, they broadcasted messages saying "If you are a Policeman, do NOT interact with this smiley! He will put you into a time loop!" The criminals were amazed. "So, we can just do whatever we want to this guy and you won't arrest us," they asked. "Yeah," they replied, "We don't want another time loop." The criminals chase after you. They have some crimes to get away with, and you look like the perfect victim.


I come in peace. You just can't see it through the screen.

RIP Tinypic. To show how sad I am, I am THIS sad.


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#88 2019-07-30 17:57:24

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately I arrived in the topic to save you all!

#89 2019-07-30 18:12:50

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr. Incredible's so-called "actions" cause him daily pain. "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did!", said Mr. Sansweet.


I come in peace. You just can't see it through the screen.

RIP Tinypic. To show how sad I am, I am THIS sad.


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#90 2019-07-30 19:02:33

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Anatoly wrote:

Fortunately I arrived in the topic to save you all!

and help him so he doesnt want to die


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#91 2019-08-05 04:43:32

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, everything that has happened was all just a dream. None of this nonsense actually happened in real life.


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#92 2019-08-05 12:37:13

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately it's a reoccuring dream and it makes you crazy and you develop a sleeping problem from it


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#93 2019-08-05 16:05:35

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

fortunaly dcotors are the key to save you form this problem //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/big_smile


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#94 2019-08-05 16:07:07

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately it requires a brain surgery that costs lots of money and you don't have enough money for the surgery.


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#95 2019-08-05 16:08:29

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

fortuanly you can pay later no problem dont make porbelms which dont exist mike //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/smile


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#96 2019-08-05 16:46:31

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately you can't pay it even after the surgery and you have to sell your house and move in with your parents again so you can afford the surgery


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#97 2019-08-05 17:57:40

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

fortunaly before that happens your parents pay the sugrey no need to move away //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/smile


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#98 2019-08-15 20:25:54

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, after the surgery, you have no memory of anything.

Heh...

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#99 2019-08-18 23:53:11

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, the doctor gives you a computer with 4 GB of memory. You also had a lot of memories that scarred you for life, so it's nice to finally forget.


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#100 2019-08-19 02:06:56

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, you forgot everything again, because you thought your memories would only make things worse.


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