[january] early 2019: the game

SirJosh3917 · 2019-07-16 02:58:57

it is janurary 1st 2019 and you have to make EEU

Zumza, Sensei1, skullz17, Snowester, Slabdrill, N1KF

Security-Drone · 2019-07-16 03:05:03

First smiley added into the game: The n0se smiley (aka suffering)

Zumza, St1ckS4m(EE)

SirJosh3917 · 2019-07-16 03:06:51

it is now 2019-01-02

what a wonderful use of a day

Minimania · 2019-07-16 03:15:40

Now add a loadscreen

SirJosh3917 · 2019-07-16 03:20:39

it is now 2019-01-03

perhaps it would be better to start getting your staff to work on stuff

current staff:

- binabose
- rukeL
- bitlist

ZeldaXD · 2019-07-16 03:21:57

ninjasupeatsninja wrote:

it is now 2019-01-03
https://upl.sirjosh3917.com/WeakSkunk.png
perhaps it would be better to start getting your staff to work on stuff
current staff:
- binabose
- rukeL
- bitlist

fire binabose, hire squarul1

Zumza, Snowester, Slabdrill

SirJosh3917 · 2019-07-16 03:28:24

it is now 2019-01-04

wow now look at the cool staff list

- rukeL
- bitlist
- squarul1

perhaps it would be good to give them assignments instead of firing them
also now the Comunity is upset you should do something about that

ZeldaXD · 2019-07-16 03:32:19

ignore the community
tell bitlist to do the world loading
tell rukeL to do the physics
tell squarul1 to work on EEO

SirJosh3917 · 2019-07-16 03:38:02

it is now 2019-01-05

wow look at that,
rukeL is working on physics
bitlist is working on world loading
squarul1 is working on Early E2019 Onot-on

the Comunity is upset you have not addressed the situation

SirJosh3917 · 2019-07-16 03:43:24

good news: the staff members have started working on the tasks assigned

status:

- world loading: 1 work unit completed out of 100 work units
- physics: 2 work units completed out of 300 work units
- early e2019 onot-on: 1 work unit out of 30 work units

wow i'm sure early e2019 enot-on will get completed very fast

Slabdrill

Minimania · 2019-07-16 03:56:52

Hire d55 to create and host new forums

SirJosh3917 · 2019-07-16 04:01:35

it is now 2019-01-06

you have now hired dasame55

eeu progress:

mikelolsuperman · 2019-07-16 04:20:12

Due to inconveniences eeu is delayed to next week

bunglybongle · 2019-07-16 05:38:20

due to personal reasons xeno is now evil

Minimania · 2019-07-16 08:47:32

hire Security-Drone to make amazing art

Nebula · 2019-07-16 09:07:08

rehire Qusha at staff

TaskManager · 2019-07-16 13:40:03

release open alpha for 24 hours and collect feedback

SirJosh3917 · 2019-07-16 21:02:47

it is now 2019-01-07

mikelolsuperman wrote:

Due to inconveniences eeu is delayed to next week

you don't have a game there is nothing there yet
you wait a week anyways

eeu state:

it is now 2019-01-08

sxrrealism wrote:

due to personal reasons xeno is now evil

who is xeno
you, the owner, are known as "bemometib"

eeu state:

it is now 2019-01-09

Crybaby wrote:

hire Security-Drone to make amazing art

wow look there now here

eeu state:

WARNING!
the Comunity is Angry.

please address the situation immediately.

it is now 2019-01-10

Nebula wrote:

rehire Qusha at staff

wow look they're here

eeu state:

wow i'm sure EEO will get out reall soon

it is now 2019-01-11

TaskManager wrote:

release open alpha for 24 hours and collect feedback

you release the game
the load screen fades out and all anyone sees is n0se.png
everyone gives it an outstanding approval, except for all the people who don't but they don't matter

eeu state:

WARNING!
staff member squarul1 has BROKEN THEIR LEG.
now they can't work on it.
they type using their feet
(they also broke the other leg)

you have 1 unassigned staff member working on nothing, please assign them something to do

TaskManager, Trytu, Zumza, Slabdrill

Norwee · 2019-07-16 21:06:52

Promise more than you know you can deliver to appease the masses.

Then take a 3 day break to stretch your toes.
Tell staff to work hard while you pretend like you do something important.

Zumza

Joeyjoey65 · 2019-07-16 21:07:50

assign them to help sqaurul1 fix the broken leg, they give tea and some of the good grandma cookies

LukeM · 2019-07-16 22:08:22

Create a Minecraft server, reassign all staff to build nice looking houses

Kirby, Slabdrill

TaskManager · 2019-07-16 22:37:05

create a blockminer room, reassign all staff to the salt mines

Joeyjoey65

Trytu · 2019-07-16 23:45:51

make bitlist do EEU vlog about changing "load.png"'s ID codding from string to number

bunglybongle · 2019-07-17 00:33:42

i (the owner of eeu) have now commit multiple counts of vehicular manslaughter and arson and am now going to jail for 13 years.

Caleb101 · 2019-07-17 04:28:01

Some magical force hires me and adds the hyper-realistic Cat Smiley and everyone loves the design because cats are cute (Let's be real)

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