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#1 2018-12-06 04:35:45

Pingohits
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Christmas Is Fake

Christmas Day of Christ Is Fake

Jolly St. Nick saint nick saint jolly not Nick saint Jolly Nick Saint Nick Not Demon Saint Nick is not real, he is a lie Lie lies Lie Lies lies
Mass Consumerism, Advertising Ploys, Supermonopolies, Predatory Pricing, Markup Scams, Exploitation of Markets, Corrupt Outsourcing, Political Machines, DAFTA, The United States of America, Department Stores, Laundering Fronts, Panama Papers, Net Neutrality, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Karl Marx, Bob Saget, Mike Pence, Berkshire Hathaway, Own the World, Own the World,

You are a Sheep amongst other Sheep, we are in a deep dream machine ruled by psychopath Oligarchs, destroying our air, stealing children from third world countries, siphoning money from startups, killing cows, paying the FDA to ignore their fake meats, astral projecting cats, selling for the brand, appealing to the masses, Superbowl Commercials, controlling us, we are Puppets, they draw the Strings, it's time to Cut the Strings, but Once we Cut the Strings we are Limp, we are Too Controlled, This World is Fake, Christmas is Fake

Amazon, offline
Microsoft, offline
Apple, offline
JCPenney, offline
Sears, offline
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Macy's, offline
Trader Joe's, offline
Supreme, offline
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NASA Offline
Supreme Court, Offline
Internet, Offline
Verizon, Offline
AT&T, Offline
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Wall Street, Offline
Broadway, offline
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Manhattan, offline

See the Difference See the Difference No You Don't No You Don't You Are A Puppet You We Me I Him Her She It They His Plan

ChristMas Is Fake
ChristMas Is Fake Do Not Shop Do Not Leave Your House The Snow Is Fake Weather Is Fake GOvernment Is Fake All Is Fake, The New Year Is Fake, Months Are Fake Time Is Fake We Are fake Jolly Saint Nick Jolly Saint Nick Jolly Sahint Nick Jolly Saint Nick Jolly Saint Nick Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha hahhhhh


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#2 2018-12-06 04:47:31

Enurp
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Re: Christmas Is Fake

I agree

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#3 2018-12-06 06:24:34

Yu
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Re: Christmas Is Fake

Agreed. We need to find a Way to stop those darn Milennials and they're STUPID world control. Look all around us.....the world is becoming eviler every day. I dont remember the last time i saw GOD taught in schools. Now it's all those dark magic thingamajigs. THANK you Donald Trump, Make AMERICA Great Again!!

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#4 2018-12-06 11:58:22

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Re: Christmas Is Fake

pingo i **** love you goddamn


I'm off to scout camp for a week, so I won't be on at all. Completely cut off from the outside world. It's gonna be great ('cept 4 teh fud ofc.) cuz dat fud b nazty. liek srsly nazty. I IS LIKE SO PUMPED I DUN GIVE A CRAP ABOUT GRAMMR!!!!one!!!eleven1. So. Bye. When I get back I'll know how to shape metal and carve wood. I already know how to make baskets, towers(like big ones), find my way with a map, run for my life, and how to get caught in a tornado bcuz srsly that Knsas weathr is liek totaly krazy. It's like raining for 10 min then it stops and u look outsid and then you cant c a single cloud liek anywer? Yeh, is liek dat. I'll be living in a canvas, semi-permanent tent and using tons of bug spray because those ticks are absolutely awful there. And then it gets so dang hot there its like omg I'm melting and then you look at your hand where your canteen was (bcuz if u dun have a canteen in ur hand u r srsly slow and might even die) and ur hand melted off. Well, I've spammed enough and described how I will be living enough for now. Bye!

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#5 2018-12-06 14:14:44

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From: America
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Posts: 229

Re: Christmas Is Fake

santa... is fake?? YOU RUIEND MY LIFE WHYYYYYY
i miss santa
jk
i dont cel crismes

pero,feliz navidad!


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#6 2018-12-06 15:52:03

peace
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Re: Christmas Is Fake

christma si snot fake its a nice holdya dont ruin it pls


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#7 2018-12-06 20:51:35

Enurp
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Posts: 474

Re: Christmas Is Fake

peace wrote:

christma si snot fake its a nice holdya dont ruin it pls

My least favorite holdya is Christmas

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#8 2018-12-06 21:38:52

Crybaby
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Re: Christmas Is Fake

Enurp wrote:
peace wrote:

christma si snot fake its a nice holdya dont ruin it pls

My least favorite holdya is Christmas

hbtu chris tmas is mportant b ecause it's a timeo f giving


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#9 2018-12-06 22:46:33

Surrealism
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Re: Christmas Is Fake

the govERMNENT ISNTS A A


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#10 2018-12-06 22:58:58

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Re: Christmas Is Fake

Enurp wrote:
peace wrote:

christma si snot fake its a nice holdya dont ruin it pls

My least favorite holdya is Christmas

WOW YOU NEED OSME CHRISTMAS SPRIIT. I WILL SEND YOU A PRESENT WRAPPED IN "FAKE" CHRISTMAS WRAPPER AND I WILL SEE IF YOU OPEN IT.
christmas isgr8 even tho i dont cel it i still get dat sprit feels good already singing a bit lol


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#11 2018-12-06 23:31:32

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Re: Christmas Is Fake

No presents for you this Christmas.


One bot to rule them all, one bot to find them. One bot to bring them all... and with this cliché blind them.

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#12 2018-12-07 00:52:15

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Re: Christmas Is Fake

Tomahawk wrote:

No presents for you this Christmas.

Doesn't denial of Christmas mean no presents by definition?


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#13 2018-12-07 16:10:51

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Re: Christmas Is Fake

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#14 2018-12-08 20:24:26

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Re: Christmas Is Fake

Made me think of this masterpiece:

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#15 2018-12-08 21:05:28

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Re: Christmas Is Fake

Raphe9000 wrote:

Made me think of this masterpiece

That's funny, i thought of another video entirely:

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#16 2018-12-08 22:25:07

Surrealism
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Re: Christmas Is Fake

NorwegianboyEE wrote:
Raphe9000 wrote:

Made me think of this masterpiece

That's funny, i thought of another video entirely:

ok weeb


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