BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES 2: Electric Boogaloo

PTU · 2018-11-11 11:00:49

HI!!!!!

WELCOME!!!!!!

to....

Ya because why not, both topic I found were inactive so... I even asked ncrecc if it actually gonna continue but meh.

Not quite sure about Michele.

Basically everything is staying, most of stuff will be same, you are gonna post some sort of command and I'll make it, You will also get your own profile and you are keeping battling monsters.

NOTE: Please avoid spamming the topic, do not post more than once in one round.

▼ENEMIES

Alright, let's just start with:

SECOND ENEMY - GRANDMA

Goodnight my darling.
[28/50 HP]

peace · 2018-11-11 11:20:11

whateever if i die or not but ima eats a mega mushrrom forom mario get super big and eat him he tastes quite meh but atleast hes dead, i hope?

Mait · 2018-11-11 11:21:33

imma take the 40 EUR pipec Is paying every month and throw it at him

ASDruska · 2018-11-11 11:40:29

just sneeze on it

2b55b5g · 2018-11-11 13:36:14

Let K.Round kill him

kreacher · 2018-11-11 14:28:26

i spank enemy with shovel

daneeko · 2018-11-11 15:25:49

give him a dark candy

Grilyon2

peace · 2018-11-11 15:31:46

*starts brewing an heal and regnerate potion for the new enemy*

PTU · 2018-11-11 18:33:10

peace wrote:

whateever if i die or not but ima eats a mega mushrrom forom mario get super big and eat him he tastes quite meh but atleast hes dead, i hope?

You ate a mega mario mushroom to make yourself feel better.
Then you instantly grew up and tried to eat him.

You tried to eat him, but It didn't end well.
He started to fake-crying and then he bit you and ran away.
PEACE [18/20 HP]
LANCER [40/40 HP]

Mait wrote:

imma take the 40 EUR pipec Is paying every month and throw it at him

You threw mine's 40 EUR at him. He thought you tried to bribe him and then he successfully accepted it.
You made me angry and now I hate you.
MAIT [20/20 HP]
LANCER [40/40 HP]

ASDruska wrote:

just sneeze on it

You have sneezed on it so hard that you made a big OOF.
It obviously got confused and you've finally managed to hurt him!
ASDRUSKA [20/20 HP]
LANCER [37/40 HP]

2B55B5G TNG wrote:

Let K.Round kill him

You showed him a 6 minutes long video of K.Round bowing, he got tired.
He fell asleep.
2B55B5G TNG [20/20 HP]
LANCER [37/40 HP]

kreacher wrote:

i spank enemy with shovel

You tried to spank him with a shovel, but he knew you are gonna do that so he stole it before
you even done any action. You moved to the left and he sticked it in his own eye. It hurts.
KREACHER [20/20 HP]
LANCER [32/40 HP]

Daneeko wrote:

give him a dark candy

You gave him a whole tree with dark candies.
He accepted your gift and he considers you as his friend.
DANEEKO [20/20 HP]
LANCER [32/40 HP]
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Lancer is enjoying his life. He's pretty much happy except that his eye hurts now.
He healed himself.
LANCER [33/40 HP]

ASDruska · 2018-11-11 18:39:12

sneeze on him

but this time im having a heavy nose bleed

also i feel very discriminated that you didnt use my high quality profile picture and because of that im gonna hurt myself with a plastic knife

some woman · 2018-11-11 18:39:20

Launch nine billion platinum-encrusted magical nuclear missiles at the enemy as to cause severe injury.

RailMat · 2018-11-11 20:00:45

throw a bomb on him

daneeko · 2018-11-11 20:17:35

give him a force-field button (press to toggle force-field on/off)

Nebula · 2018-11-11 20:39:35

fight him

2b55b5g · 2018-11-12 04:05:23

Throw a pipe to Lancer

N1KF · 2018-11-12 04:36:02

X-Compliment with MrShoe.

Luka504 · 2018-11-12 09:22:22

Warn him about the next attack.

N1KF

Alek5andar · 2018-11-12 15:34:01

I will run over him with a train.

MWstudios · 2018-11-12 16:42:33

I'll take my gun and shoot on it
Don't worry, the bullets weren't blind, I checked it

PTU · 2018-11-12 17:00:49

ASDruska wrote:

sneeze on him but this time im having a heavy nose bleed

You have sneezed once more this time with a terrible nose bleeding.
All you did was makin' him look not good, but no worries he got a handkerchief!

Lancer used a handkerchief! Oh yea, that's it!
ASDRUSKA [20/20 HP]
LANCER [37/40 HP]

some man wrote:

Launch nine billion platinum-encrusted magical nuclear missiles at the enemy as to cause severe injury.

You have launched about 3 giant nuclear bombs which have same power of nine billion platinum-encrusted magical nuclear missiles.

Looks like it worked! Kinda more than we expected. You also were celebrating a victory a bit early.
You forgot to run away so the nuclear bomb has given you some real health problems. You got hurt.
SOME MAN [05/20 HP]
LANCER [11/40 HP]

RailMat wrote:

throw a bomb on him

Lancer already expected something similar so he used his clubs on you, even before you did anything.

You hid in the nearest cave you seen but you still got some damage by his clubs.
RAILMAT [18/20 HP]
LANCER [11/40 HP]

Daneeko wrote:

give him a force-field button (press to toggle force-field on/off)

After you offered him force-field button he ate it. He's pretty upset now because his stomach hurts. In exchange you got few scratches.
You aren't friend with Lancer anymore.
DANEEKO [19/20 HP]
LANCER [10/40 HP]

Whirl wrote:

fight him

Ehhh, ya gimme a minute, I'll attack him with my hands without a cool sword or something, just hands .
Of course it didn't end well. You got a huge damage.
WHIRL [14/20 HP]
LANCER [10/40 HP]

2B55B5G TNG wrote:

Throw a pipe to Lancer

You threw a giant pipes on Lancer! It killed him!
You stood next to the corpse with a good feeling.
2B55B5G TNG [20/20 HP]
LANCER [0/40 HP]

Luka504 wrote:

Warn him about the next attack.

You tried to warn Lancer for the next attack, but uh...
You just realised it's been dead for a while and uh...
This was so embarrassing.
LUKA504 [20/20 HP]
LANCER [0/40 HP]

▼NOTE

A dead corpse of Lancer has been slowly rotting.

CONGRATS TO 2B55B5G TNG
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NEW ENEMY - Grandma

▼ENEMY

daneeko · 2018-11-12 17:12:40

ask for food

ASDruska · 2018-11-12 17:19:17

buy her with 100 cookies and make her a cookie slave forever

oatmeal raisin with a hint of mercury cookies

KirbyKareem · 2018-11-12 18:05:31

Show her funny memes you can show to your grandparents

Luka504 · 2018-11-12 18:31:15

Tell her that I'm not hungry.

MWstudios · 2018-11-12 20:25:01

Ok once again

MWstudios wrote:

I'll take my gun and shoot on it
Don't worry, the bullets weren't blind, I checked it

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