Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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Ya because why not, both topic I found were inactive so... I even asked ncrecc if it actually gonna continue but meh.
Not quite sure about Michele.
Basically everything is staying, most of stuff will be same, you are gonna post some sort of command and I'll make it, You will also get your own profile and you are keeping battling monsters.
NOTE: Please avoid spamming the topic, do not post more than once in one round.
Alright, let's just start with:
SECOND ENEMY - GRANDMA
Goodnight my darling.
[28/50 HP]
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whateever if i die or not but ima eats a mega mushrrom forom mario get super big and eat him he tastes quite meh but atleast hes dead, i hope?
thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell
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just sneeze on it
cringe ^
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Let K.Round kill him
she/her
also known as DevilCharlotte
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i spank enemy with shovel
Est. December 2010
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give him a dark candy
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*starts brewing an heal and regnerate potion for the new enemy*
thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell
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whateever if i die or not but ima eats a mega mushrrom forom mario get super big and eat him he tastes quite meh but atleast hes dead, i hope?
You ate a mega mario mushroom to make yourself feel better.
Then you instantly grew up and tried to eat him.
You tried to eat him, but It didn't end well.
He started to fake-crying and then he bit you and ran away.
PEACE [18/20 HP]
LANCER [40/40 HP]
imma take the 40 EUR pipec Is paying every month and throw it at him
You threw mine's 40 EUR at him. He thought you tried to bribe him and then he successfully accepted it.
You made me angry and now I hate you.
MAIT [20/20 HP]
LANCER [40/40 HP]
just sneeze on it
You have sneezed on it so hard that you made a big OOF.
It obviously got confused and you've finally managed to hurt him!
ASDRUSKA [20/20 HP]
LANCER [37/40 HP]
Let K.Round kill him
You showed him a 6 minutes long video of K.Round bowing, he got tired.
He fell asleep.
2B55B5G TNG [20/20 HP]
LANCER [37/40 HP]
i spank enemy with shovel
You tried to spank him with a shovel, but he knew you are gonna do that so he stole it before
you even done any action. You moved to the left and he sticked it in his own eye. It hurts.
KREACHER [20/20 HP]
LANCER [32/40 HP]
give him a dark candy
You gave him a whole tree with dark candies.
He accepted your gift and he considers you as his friend.
DANEEKO [20/20 HP]
LANCER [32/40 HP]
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Lancer is enjoying his life. He's pretty much happy except that his eye hurts now.
He healed himself.
LANCER [33/40 HP]
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sneeze on him
but this time im having a heavy nose bleed
also i feel very discriminated that you didnt use my high quality profile picture and because of that im gonna hurt myself with a plastic knife
cringe ^
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Launch nine billion platinum-encrusted magical nuclear missiles at the enemy as to cause severe injury.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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give him a force-field button (press to toggle force-field on/off)
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fight him
Throw a pipe to Lancer
she/her
also known as DevilCharlotte
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I will run over him with a train.
Thanks to Niko99 for the signature!
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I'll take my gun and shoot on it
Don't worry, the bullets weren't blind, I checked it
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sneeze on him but this time im having a heavy nose bleed
You have sneezed once more this time with a terrible nose bleeding.
All you did was makin' him look not good, but no worries he got a handkerchief!
Lancer used a handkerchief! Oh yea, that's it!
ASDRUSKA [20/20 HP]
LANCER [37/40 HP]
Launch nine billion platinum-encrusted magical nuclear missiles at the enemy as to cause severe injury.
You have launched about 3 giant nuclear bombs which have same power of nine billion platinum-encrusted magical nuclear missiles.
Looks like it worked! Kinda more than we expected. You also were celebrating a victory a bit early.
You forgot to run away so the nuclear bomb has given you some real health problems. You got hurt.
SOME MAN [05/20 HP]
LANCER [11/40 HP]
throw a bomb on him
Lancer already expected something similar so he used his clubs on you, even before you did anything.
You hid in the nearest cave you seen but you still got some damage by his clubs.
RAILMAT [18/20 HP]
LANCER [11/40 HP]
give him a force-field button (press to toggle force-field on/off)
After you offered him force-field button he ate it. He's pretty upset now because his stomach hurts. In exchange you got few scratches.
You aren't friend with Lancer anymore.
DANEEKO [19/20 HP]
LANCER [10/40 HP]
fight him
Ehhh, ya gimme a minute, I'll attack him with my hands without a cool sword or something, just hands .
Of course it didn't end well. You got a huge damage.
WHIRL [14/20 HP]
LANCER [10/40 HP]
Throw a pipe to Lancer
You threw a giant pipes on Lancer! It killed him!
You stood next to the corpse with a good feeling.
2B55B5G TNG [20/20 HP]
LANCER [0/40 HP]
Warn him about the next attack.
You tried to warn Lancer for the next attack, but uh...
You just realised it's been dead for a while and uh...
This was so embarrassing.
LUKA504 [20/20 HP]
LANCER [0/40 HP]
A dead corpse of Lancer has been slowly rotting.
CONGRATS TO 2B55B5G TNG
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NEW ENEMY - Grandma
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ask for food
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buy her with 100 cookies and make her a cookie slave forever
oatmeal raisin with a hint of mercury cookies
cringe ^
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Show her funny memes you can show to your grandparents
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Ok once again
I'll take my gun and shoot on it
Don't worry, the bullets weren't blind, I checked it
Time before becoming a Member - Leaderboard
1. Whirl - 9 months
2. KirbyKareem - 8 months
3. pwnzor - 2.4 months
4. MWstudios - 2 months
5. ILikeTofuuJoe - 1.5 months
Piskel is the best GIF maker I've seen
HG's signature for me - Anatoly's signature for me
The Mashed Potatoes Song - The longest post on EE forums - Play my Minesweeper
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