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April Fools 2019

Wordfilters are added to the forum
Letters swap and delete themselves seemingly at random
Everyone's posts look like peace's
except peace's posts, they get corrected into normal english words

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We become EE staff and control EE XD

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o h i knwo a nice aprial fools everyoen will be using after all text wiht no color tag gets rnaodm colros

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thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell

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o h i knwo a nice aprial fools everyoen will be using after all text wiht no color tag gets rnaodm colros

Diff, please remove the filter. I really want to know what this post says.

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hummerz5

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^Question: did you find that or did you have some extra time... or is it something that came to you with some flash of brilliance?

It seems to work rather well.

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signature by HG, profile picture by bluecloud, thank!!
previous signature by drstereos

LukeM

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Re: April Fools 2019

^Question: did you find that or did you have some extra time... or is it something that came to you with some flash of brilliance?

It seems to work rather well.

Thanks
I had three quarters of an hour or so spare before I needed to leave for something, so not enough time to do anything important, but enough time to do a random programming thingy

All it does is remove capital letters and simple punctuation, occasionally switch characters with nearby ones on the keyboard, then switch around their order a bit (with a higher chance near spaces), but it does a surprisingly good job XD

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ONE RANDOM PERSON GETS BANNED FOR 1 SECOND

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