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#1 2018-10-27 14:41:14

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#2 2018-10-27 14:54:45

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We become EE staff and control EE XD


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also known as DevilCharlotte

search 2bisniekitastan if you wanna find my worlds on ArchivEE

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#3 2018-10-27 14:59:41

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o h i knwo a nice aprial fools everyoen will be using after all text wiht no color tag gets rnaodm colros


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thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell

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#4 2018-10-27 15:31:21

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peace wrote:

o h i knwo a nice aprial fools everyoen will be using after all text wiht no color tag gets rnaodm colros

Diff, please remove the filter. I really want to know what this post says.


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#5 2018-10-27 15:55:41, last edited by LukeM (2018-10-27 16:19:53)

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#6 2018-10-27 16:42:55

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^Question: did you find that or did you have some extra time... or is it something that came to you with some flash of brilliance?

It seems to work rather well.

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#7 2018-10-27 16:58:08

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LukeM wrote:
const ps = document.getElementsByTagName('P');

for (const p of ps)
	for (const n of p.childNodes)
		if (n.nodeName == '#text')
			n.nodeValue = peaceify(n.nodeValue);

function peaceify(str) {
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#8 2018-10-28 01:38:38

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hummerz5 wrote:

^Question: did you find that or did you have some extra time... or is it something that came to you with some flash of brilliance?

It seems to work rather well.

Thanks //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/smile
I had three quarters of an hour or so spare before I needed to leave for something, so not enough time to do anything important, but enough time to do a random programming thingy //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/big_smile

All it does is remove capital letters and simple punctuation, occasionally switch characters with nearby ones on the keyboard, then switch around their order a bit (with a higher chance near spaces), but it does a surprisingly good job XD

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#9 2018-10-28 01:53:38

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ONE RANDOM PERSON GETS BANNED FOR 1 SECOND


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Thanks HG for the signature and avatar!!!

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