Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

daneeko · 2018-09-01 08:36:05

A remake of some man's BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES!
When an enemy appears, if you choose to attack it then you're in!
Just post any sort of command, and you join!
Lore? uh, no.
Both you and the enemy have a health bar (duh), you can post commands to heal yourself, or heal the enemy if you'd like.
While anything too crazy would be unlikely, I won't include anything that might be unfair or too OP.

Profiles:
Luka504 - [50/50 HP] ATK +5 DEF +5 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
realmaster42 [50/50 HP] ATK +3 DEF +1 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
some man [42/50 HP] ATK +0 DEF +5 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
MWstudios [49/53 HP] ATK +1 DEF +1 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
Joeyc [51/51 HP] ATK +3 DEF +1 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
Trytu [45/50 HP] ATK +3 DEF +2 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
mutantdevle [55/55 HP] ATK +0 DEF +0 [SKILL POINTS: 0]

First Enemy - Bee

A bee.
[25/25 HP]

Go crazy!

Luka504 · 2018-09-01 09:48:11

Step on the bee...

with a machine gun.

daneeko · 2018-09-01 11:49:09

Luka504 wrote:

Step on the bee...

with a machine gun.

You tried to, but you end up slapping the bee with the machine gun and deal 4 damage.

Luka504 [50/50 HP]
Bee [21/25 HP]

realmaster42 · 2018-09-01 12:23:02

I send an omega warhead (nuke) into the bee.

bluelover · 2018-09-01 13:10:50

congratulations you just wasted your final boss weapon for a single bee

daneeko · 2018-09-01 13:39:16

realmaster42 wrote:

I send an omega warhead (nuke) into the bee.

The bee died. The end.
realmaster42 - [50/50 HP]
Bee - [0/25 HP]
All participating players get 5 skill points to spend on attack, defense, or health.

bluelover · 2018-09-01 13:47:13

didn't luka participate

daneeko · 2018-09-02 16:52:57

Sorry for the wait, but here's the second enemy!

Eliptical Smiley

No one's sure whether it's fat or just deformed.
[40/40 HP]

some woman · 2018-09-02 16:54:52

Prescribe weight loss tablets.

daneeko · 2018-09-02 17:46:41

some man wrote:

Prescribe weight loss tablets.

The smiley got offended and punched you in the face. Amazing.

some man [42/50 HP]
Eliptical Smiley [40/40 HP]

Luka504 · 2018-09-02 17:50:30

Push him onto stairs and press the key

mutantdevle · 2018-09-02 18:25:04

I engulf myself with a forcefield of fire.

bluelover · 2018-09-02 19:23:30

I dig through the ground, and shoot a spike right from under the elliptical smiley.

MWstudios · 2018-09-02 19:43:11

I kick him in his face

daneeko · 2018-09-02 20:19:53

(If I get more than 3 commands at once, I'll pick 3 at random)

Luka504 wrote:

Push him onto stairs and press the key

It completely falls down the stairs before you even get to press the key. 9 damage.

Luka504 [50/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [31/40 HP]

mutantdevle wrote:

I engulf myself with a forcefield of fire.

You're now engulfed in flames. That forcefield doesn't look like it's gonna last very long.

mutantdevle [50/50 HP]

MWstudios wrote:

I kick him in his face

Your thin stick figure legs could only smack it for 2 damage. It looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance...

But since it obviously doesn't want to stare at your face, you get slapped in the face for 4 damage.

MWstudios [46/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [29/40 HP]

Joeyc · 2018-09-02 20:23:09

he steps outside and forgot the weather was spike rain

Vitalijus · 2018-09-02 20:23:27

I strike the "send nuclear missiles" button

bluelover · 2018-09-02 21:17:20

i ban vytka from using nukes by covering all the buttons with a thick impenetrable metal

mutantdevle · 2018-09-02 21:35:23

Daneeko wrote:

You're now taking fire damage. Nice. (you automatically 5 damage each time you post, unless you do something about it)

I'd like to argue that I am literally a devil and immune to fire lol...

I'm not an idiot, I wouldn't engulf myself in flames if I wasn't immune to it.

If you think I'm not allowed to make the case that I'm immune to fire because I'm a devil, then why does MWstudios get a damage penalty because they are a stick figure?

Daneeko wrote:

Your thin stick figure legs could only smack it for 2 damage. It looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance...

I'm a devil. I'm immune to fire based attacks. The purpose of conjuring a fire shield is that it can burn projectiles and prevents others from using melee attacks on me. You decide how long it lasts and whether it lasts based on posts or by durability. But you need to accept that I'm immune to fire damage and should not have lost that health.

Trytu · 2018-09-03 09:07:40

I take mutantdevle, and hit that smilley with him

MWstudios · 2018-09-03 13:04:53

I take a full chest of 36 diamond pickaxes and throw them towards the smiley

daneeko · 2018-09-03 16:50:05

Joeyc wrote:

he steps outside and forgot the weather was spike rain

Ouch. That must've hurt. Bleeding effect (take 3 damage per post, fades away after 5) (if the enemy gets a debuff that fades away after a set of turns, it counts for how many posts i make)

Joeyc [50/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [11/40 HP] BLEEDING

Trytu wrote:

I take mutantdevle, and hit that smilley with him

You try to reach him, but you end up catching on fire because of his forcefield.

Trytu [45/50] FIRE

MWstudios wrote:

I take a full chest of 36 diamond pickaxes and throw them towards the smiley

You unleash your swarm of shiny pickaxes, but exactly just a sixth of them hit for around 1 damage each.

MWstudios [46/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [5/40 HP] BLEEDING

mutantdevle · 2018-09-03 16:53:01

I hug the elliptical smiley.

some woman · 2018-09-03 16:55:33

I drop a boulder on it.

daneeko · 2018-09-03 17:20:32

mutantdevle wrote:

I hug the elliptical smiley.

As soon as you walk out of your forcefield, it...disappears into thin air.

Nonetheless, you offer the smiley a hug and it accepts.

some man wrote:

I drop a boulder on it.

...wow...

some man [42/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [0/40 HP]

Well, all participating players (except realmaster42 because he didnt even post a command this time) got an extra 5 skill points to spend on max hp, defense or attack.

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