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#1 2018-09-01 08:36:05, last edited by daneeko (2018-09-04 13:16:56)

daneeko
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From: EE Universe
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Posts: 2,245

Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

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A remake of some man's BATTLING ORDERED MONSTROSITIES!
When an enemy appears, if you choose to attack it then you're in!
Just post any sort of command, and you join!
Lore? uh, no.
Both you and the enemy have a health bar (duh), you can post commands to heal yourself, or heal the enemy if you'd like.
While anything too crazy would be unlikely, I won't include anything that might be unfair or too OP.

Profiles:
Luka504 - [50/50 HP] ATK +5 DEF +5 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
realmaster42 [50/50 HP] ATK +3 DEF +1 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
some man [42/50 HP] ATK +0 DEF +5 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
MWstudios [49/53 HP] ATK +1 DEF +1 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
Joeyc [51/51 HP] ATK +3 DEF +1 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
Trytu [45/50 HP] ATK +3 DEF +2 [SKILL POINTS: 0]
mutantdevle [55/55 HP] ATK +0 DEF +0 [SKILL POINTS: 0]

First Enemy - Bee
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A bee.
[25/25 HP]

Go crazy!


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#2 2018-09-01 09:48:11

Luka504
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From: Serbia,probs never heard of it
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Posts: 2,933

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

Step on the bee...


with a machine gun.


How long will it take me to get banned again?
Place your bets right here.

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#3 2018-09-01 11:49:09

daneeko
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Posts: 2,245

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

Luka504 wrote:

Step on the bee...


with a machine gun.

You tried to, but you end up slapping the bee with the machine gun and deal 4 damage.
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Luka504 [50/50 HP]
Bee [21/25 HP]


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#4 2018-09-01 12:23:02

realmaster42
Formerly marcoantonimsantos
From: ̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍
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Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I send an omega warhead (nuke) into the bee.


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#5 2018-09-01 13:10:50

bluelover
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Joined: 2015-07-31
Posts: 52

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

congratulations you just wasted your final boss weapon for a single bee

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#6 2018-09-01 13:39:16

daneeko
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Posts: 2,245

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

realmaster42 wrote:

I send an omega warhead (nuke) into the bee.

The bee died. The end.
realmaster42 - [50/50 HP]
Bee - [0/25 HP]
All participating players get 5 skill points to spend on attack, defense, or health.


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#7 2018-09-01 13:47:13

bluelover
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Posts: 52

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

didn't luka participate

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#8 2018-09-02 16:52:57, last edited by daneeko (2018-09-02 16:55:36)

daneeko
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Posts: 2,245

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

Sorry for the wait, but here's the second enemy!

Eliptical Smiley
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No one's sure whether it's fat or just deformed.
[40/40 HP]


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#9 2018-09-02 16:54:52

some woman
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From: 4th dimension
Joined: 2015-02-15
Posts: 9,289

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

Prescribe weight loss tablets.


10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

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#10 2018-09-02 17:46:41

daneeko
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Posts: 2,245

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

some man wrote:

Prescribe weight loss tablets.

The smiley got offended and punched you in the face. Amazing.
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some man [42/50 HP]
Eliptical Smiley [40/40 HP]


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#11 2018-09-02 17:50:30

Luka504
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From: Serbia,probs never heard of it
Joined: 2015-02-19
Posts: 2,933

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

Push him onto stairs and press the key


How long will it take me to get banned again?
Place your bets right here.

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#12 2018-09-02 18:25:04

mutantdevle
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Posts: 3,847
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Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I engulf myself with a forcefield of fire.


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#13 2018-09-02 19:23:30

bluelover
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Posts: 52

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I dig through the ground, and shoot a spike right from under the elliptical smiley.

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#14 2018-09-02 19:43:11

MWstudios
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From: World 4-2
Joined: 2018-04-06
Posts: 1,331

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I kick him in his face


Time before becoming a Member - Leaderboard
1. Whirl - 9 months
2. KirbyKareem - 8 months
3. pwnzor - 2.4 months
4. MWstudios - 2 months
5. ILikeTofuuJoe - 1.5 months
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HG's signature for me - Anatoly's signature for me
The Mashed Potatoes Song - The longest post on EE forums - Play my Minesweeper

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#15 2018-09-02 20:19:53, last edited by daneeko (2018-09-03 16:58:44)

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Posts: 2,245

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

(If I get more than 3 commands at once, I'll pick 3 at random)

Luka504 wrote:

Push him onto stairs and press the key

It completely falls down the stairs before you even get to press the key. 9 damage.
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Luka504 [50/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [31/40 HP]

mutantdevle wrote:

I engulf myself with a forcefield of fire.

You're now engulfed in flames. That forcefield doesn't look like it's gonna last very long.
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mutantdevle [50/50 HP]

MWstudios wrote:

I kick him in his face

Your thin stick figure legs could only smack it for 2 damage. It looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance...
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But since it obviously doesn't want to stare at your face, you get slapped in the face for 4 damage.
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MWstudios [46/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [29/40 HP]


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#16 2018-09-02 20:23:09

Joeyc
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Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

he steps outside and forgot the weather was spike rain

#17 2018-09-02 20:23:27

Vitalijus
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From: Lithuania
Joined: 2015-02-15
Posts: 1,384
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Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I strike the "send nuclear missiles" button


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#18 2018-09-02 21:17:20

bluelover
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Posts: 52

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

i ban vytka from using nukes by covering all the buttons with a thick impenetrable metal

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#19 2018-09-02 21:35:23

mutantdevle
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Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

Daneeko wrote:

You're now taking fire damage. Nice. (you automatically 5 damage each time you post, unless you do something about it)

I'd like to argue that I am literally a devil and immune to fire lol...

I'm not an idiot, I wouldn't engulf myself in flames if I wasn't immune to it.


If you think I'm not allowed to make the case that I'm immune to fire because I'm a devil, then why does MWstudios get a damage penalty because they are a stick figure?

Daneeko wrote:

Your thin stick figure legs could only smack it for 2 damage. It looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance...

I'm a devil. I'm immune to fire based attacks. The purpose of conjuring a fire shield is that it can burn projectiles and prevents others from using melee attacks on me. You decide how long it lasts and whether it lasts based on posts or by durability. But you need to accept that I'm immune to fire damage and should not have lost that health.


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#20 2018-09-03 09:07:40

Trytu
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Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I take mutantdevle, and hit that smilley with him


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Thanks to Nikko99 for signature
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#21 2018-09-03 13:04:53

MWstudios
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Posts: 1,331

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I take a full chest of 36 diamond pickaxes and throw them towards the smiley


Time before becoming a Member - Leaderboard
1. Whirl - 9 months
2. KirbyKareem - 8 months
3. pwnzor - 2.4 months
4. MWstudios - 2 months
5. ILikeTofuuJoe - 1.5 months
giphy.gif Piskel is the best GIF maker I've seen
HG's signature for me - Anatoly's signature for me
The Mashed Potatoes Song - The longest post on EE forums - Play my Minesweeper

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#22 2018-09-03 16:50:05

daneeko
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Joined: 2015-02-20
Posts: 2,245

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

Joeyc wrote:

he steps outside and forgot the weather was spike rain

Ouch. That must've hurt. Bleeding effect (take 3 damage per post, fades away after 5) (if the enemy gets a debuff that fades away after a set of turns, it counts  for how many posts i make)
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Joeyc [50/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [11/40 HP] BLEEDING

Trytu wrote:

I take mutantdevle, and hit that smilley with him

You try to reach him, but you end up catching on fire because of his forcefield.
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Trytu [45/50] FIRE

MWstudios wrote:

I take a full chest of 36 diamond pickaxes and throw them towards the smiley

You unleash your swarm of shiny pickaxes, but exactly just a sixth of them hit for around 1 damage each.
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MWstudios [46/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [5/40 HP] BLEEDING


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#23 2018-09-03 16:53:01

mutantdevle
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Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I hug the elliptical smiley.


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#24 2018-09-03 16:55:33

some woman
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Joined: 2015-02-15
Posts: 9,289

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

I drop a boulder on it.


10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

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#25 2018-09-03 17:20:32, last edited by daneeko (2018-09-03 17:22:45)

daneeko
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Joined: 2015-02-20
Posts: 2,245

Re: Battle Of Ordered Monstrosities

mutantdevle wrote:

I hug the elliptical smiley.

As soon as you walk out of your forcefield, it...disappears into thin air.
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Nonetheless, you offer the smiley a hug and it accepts.
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some man wrote:

I drop a boulder on it.

...wow...
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some man [42/50 HP]
Elliptical Smiley [0/40 HP]

Well, all participating players (except realmaster42 because he didnt even post a command this time) got an extra 5 skill points to spend on max hp, defense or attack.


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