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ILikeTofuuJoe

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Re: Confess Your Sins

i almost killed my friend at 3
i died 10 times
i got caught by herobrine because i went in his tunnel
i did flight 27
i destryed the earth to maake space for a hyperspace bypass
i created oray with a puff of hydrogen
my chance of getting a magic coin each day is 10%
i made helium
i created the sun by pushing quintillions of tonnes of hydrogen together
i invented carbon
i killed taskmanager
i put anti-matter in oray's computer
i invented neutron crust anti-matter nuke
i killed notch
i flung xenonetix

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some woman

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Re: Confess Your Sins

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/reno_rhymes.png

I think you forgot to add these, these are all personal confessions that happened to align perfectly with this comic.

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Loganyoshi

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Joined: 2015-05-25

Posts: 265

Re: Confess Your Sins

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/reno_rhymes.png

I think you forgot to add these, these are all personal confessions that happened to align perfectly with this comic.

o :0

Wasn't sure if you wanted me to sin that or not hahaha. You dirty sinner.

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soniiiety

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From: peaceful dojo

Joined: 2016-02-10

Posts: 1,752

Re: Confess Your Sins

I readed this topic 3 months ago and 5 min later I bought a bible and I set it on fire.
https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 46#p703346

woah, I thought you set the bible on fire, because of my 1st post about that secret stuff....

anyway here are my sins

serious/fake sins:

• I poked a girls boob at high school(she had a boyfriend)

  I farted next to my mother and cargiver and blamed it on the/lieing

  I had a sip of a beer can and rolled it under the bed when i was 7

  I drank whine and got drunk when i was 7

  I listened to slim shady and naughty songs on my sisters mp3

  I threw chairs at people at school.

  I ripped up my school work

  I pull someones hair out

  I hit my brother with a stick

  I threw a plastic bottle at my brother

  I smashed the ipad infront of my brother

  I unpluged the ps3 while my brother and his nepthew playing call of duty

  I saying swear words to my brother and people at school.

  I stole some food from countdown.

  I scratced in words on wood on deck out of angry.

  I smashing thing inside the house.

  I put the cat and dog in a plastic bag and swang them around when I was 6

  I scrambled my sisters savage cat with a spork

  I whacked my mom on the back with an iron rod when when i was 8 because i could not get any new ps2 games

• I fell over

  I ate too much candy

  I ate some poop

  I roasted a rat

  I t-posed at tea time.

  I sang a song about ching chong

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Joined: 2016-03-22

Posts: 768

Re: Confess Your Sins

I banned Xenonetix on EE and Different55 on the forums
hehehehehehehehe sooo evil
I've also written that hidden text which makes me a real devil

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Re: Confess Your Sins

I readed this topic 3 months ago and 5 min later I bought a bible and I set it on fire.
https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 46#p703346

woah, I thought you set the bible on fire, because of my 1st post about that secret stuff....

anyway here are my sins

serious/fake sins:

• I poked a girls boob at high school(she had a boyfriend)

  I farted next to my mother and cargiver and blamed it on the/lieing

  I had a sip of a beer can and rolled it under the bed when i was 7

  I drank whine and got drunk when i was 7

  I listened to slim shady and naughty songs on my sisters mp3

  I threw chairs at people at school.

  I ripped up my school work

  I pull someones hair out

  I hit my brother with a stick

  I threw a plastic bottle at my brother

  I smashed the ipad infront of my brother

  I unpluged the ps3 while my brother and his nepthew playing call of duty

  I saying swear words to my brother and people at school.

  I stole some food from countdown.

  I scratced in words on wood on deck out of angry.

  I smashing thing inside the house.

  I put the cat and dog in a plastic bag and swang them around when I was 6

  I scrambled my sisters savage cat with a spork

  I whacked my mom on the back with an iron rod when when i was 8 because i could not get any new ps2 games

• I fell over

  I ate too much candy

  I ate some poop

  I roasted a rat

  I t-posed at tea time.

  I sang a song about ching chong

Seriously dude you're disgusting

Minimania

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Joined: 2015-02-22

Posts: 6,395

Re: Confess Your Sins

When i was young i became friends with a crazy guy that convinced me to join him in throwing eggs at people’s cars... we also stole someones mail order package which turned out to be chocolate and then ate it. Then he teached me how to steal candy from kiosks...
Later at one time he threatened me with a knife which terrified me, however he later claimed it was just a "joke". Luckily i had to move away from that neighborhood, so i got some real friends that weren’t insane criminals after that. I’m pretty sure he’s a serial killer or in jail now... i’m still amazed when thinking back that i really became friends with that guy... In my defense i was only like 11-12 years old though...

Just reading this now, and if it's actually true then thank goodness you're alive o_o

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Norwee

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Joined: 2015-03-16

Posts: 3,773

Re: Confess Your Sins

Just reading this now, and if it's actually true then thank goodness you're alive o_o

Yeah i wouldn’t lie about something like that. The thing is, i understand that he was really weird now when thinking back on it, but back then i didn’t really question it for some reason... I basically just went along with whatever he proposed,, like jumping on cars or ringing the doorbell to people and running away, breaking windows with rocks etc... i’m not going to sugarcoat it, i was really stupid back then.
I also had a weird childhood, let’s just leave it at that.

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soniiiety

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From: peaceful dojo

Joined: 2016-02-10

Posts: 1,752

Re: Confess Your Sins

oh also

• at school i called black/brown people chocolate that was when i was at my primary school. when i was 7

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Slabdrill

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Joined: 2015-08-15

Posts: 3,402

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Re: Confess Your Sins

▼CONTENT WARNING: i dont think this is actually needed but might as well?

i worship u/doubledickdude (nsfw warning btw)

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Emily

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From: The Farlands

Joined: 2015-07-27

Posts: 59

Re: Confess Your Sins

I once named my account polo666.
I pirated Minecraft.
I cheated PF campaign so I could have Devil Skull smiley.

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soniiiety

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From: peaceful dojo

Joined: 2016-02-10

Posts: 1,752

Re: Confess Your Sins

I hacked games
I like to cheat on games
I used 667 on ee
I trolled boss to code
I destroyed bomb bot using edit

I once sneaked into my moms room to play on her phone for 5 minutes at night
I know the password to my moms phone(used too but now she has an 10 long passcode on her ios)
I played on my moms phone when she was in the shower
I ran away from home when I was 6
I said somthing offensive to an 2degree man at a shop and I thought it was funny as jokes(I said" too greasy disease")
I am scared of chinese people and anyone related to them like japanese etc becuase of how they look and talk
I am shy to talk to chinese people and afraid I might not understand them and that they get angry etc

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Norwee

Formerly NorwegianboyEE

From: Norway

Joined: 2015-03-16

Posts: 3,773

Re: Confess Your Sins

I am scared of chinese people and anyone related to them like japanese etc becuase of how they look and talk
I am shy to talk to chinese people and afraid I might not understand them and that they get angry etc

何？馬鹿野郎！
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soniiiety

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From: peaceful dojo

Joined: 2016-02-10

Posts: 1,752

Re: Confess Your Sins

I nearly made people deaf online yelling and using voice changer

I made fun of the nation athem and of the chirstmas and birthday songs and make jokes about them

I ruined christmas for all in my dream I  had

I forgot to put more wood on  the fire and watch it, so it doesnt go out

I get lazy and didn't do the dishes like my mother asked

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s1mple

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From: SE Asia

Joined: 2016-12-21

Posts: 37

Re: Confess Your Sins

I bought a water gun (which shoots up to 30 feet) to fend off the stray cats away from our home base.

I haven't told my family that I've been bumped by a car four years ago. (Just flew away a couple meters, left a few gashes, but that's it.)

Got tired of using Tinychat URLs, so I've decided to use a shared account just to chat. Long story. Said shared account is also why I now have a fear of the Pilgrim smiley.

I like minebots. Or at least, when nothing else interests me, I like joining in those kind of worlds.

Oh, and when I was ten, I read A Million Little Pieces. Make out of that what you will.

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MWstudios

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Joined: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,331

Re: Confess Your Sins

I've got 2 unexpired warnings

I take it back. Now it's 5 unexpired warnings.

• Also forced his little brother to... do the thing in Ted Bear 2

• trolled some EE worlds

• went to bank, shot the cashier and stole all teh money

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Re: Confess Your Sins

playing mariokart 7 online, i purposely stay in second place to let someone else get the blue shell, then take their place and get 1st
i t-posed in the middle of a little league baseball game on top of the visitors dugout
i always threw tantrums in 2nd grade and the only way i would stop was bribes with candy
i hit my friend in the no-no square with a baseball bat. hard.
i microwave pop-tarts.
i purposely slow down my computer so when task manager crashes i can laugh maniacally. only on thursdays though.
a (special) kid once strangled me, and i just laughed when the (special) wrangler took him away.

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TaskManager

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Re: Confess Your Sins

i purposely slow down my computer so when task manager crashes i can laugh maniacally. only on thursdays though.

you're going to regret that

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Nebula

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Re: Confess Your Sins

I'm banned on Aero Community (discord server) for a year, that means I've got bear achievement for sleeping far long and also skipping school for long (not happened in real life)

Loganyoshi

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From: I am everywhere and everything

Joined: 2015-05-25

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Re: Confess Your Sins

Ahhh god I need to update this. One giant sin update coming RIGHT UP.

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Norwee

Formerly NorwegianboyEE

From: Norway

Joined: 2015-03-16

Posts: 3,773

Re: Confess Your Sins

I just remembered some more horrible things i did when i was young. I would "play" with my cat when it was a kitten by picking him up and throwing him around. Also i once poured salt over a snail on the road because i wanted to see if it would kill it. (It died horribly)
So yeah, i committed animal cruelty when i was very young. I’m not proud of it. Eventually i started loving animals and i was absolutely disgusted at myself for what i did earlier. I never treated my cat badly again and it eventually began to trust me completely by sleeping on my bed when i was sitting there and purring on my lap etc... I really loved that cat so i was really sad when it dissapeared some years ago. (No idea what happened)
I really love animals now so i really regret how stupid i was.

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ILikeTofuuJoe

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Re: Confess Your Sins

I cheated in my own world
Im so stupid that I thought backgrounds were blocks
I enjoy making ragequit minis
I did a normal T-Jump right after a micro T-jump hastily
I got 5 magic coins this month
I always get stuck on the final tier of campaigns
大声笑  澈阿叹蕚单反相机命运的警察局⺁我认了騆夏哦阿坏
^^^Spamming in chinese^^^
I hacked EE for 0 gems
I accidently created a virus while messing around with binary codes
I have 0 fps on campaigns after the first hour of the 07/22 update.
I trolled on someone's world because they asked me t
I died 5 times in some 12 leveled lucky tester
I failed a one block jump
I got the Computer NPC for completing 42 minis
I need a better laptop but I cant get one because im too poor
I ate onions
I ragequitted on a lot of worrlds
I only have 7 gems

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MWstudios

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Re: Confess Your Sins

I stole someone's account and hosted a deep web **** server with it

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Nebula

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Re: Confess Your Sins

Raging on aero members (and like always from 2016-2017)

and also others from the post https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 59#p720159 (as you try to list them all as you can)

N1KF

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Re: Confess Your Sins

i microwave pop-tarts.

I eat them raw out of the pack.