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Loganyoshi

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Confess Your Sins

Confess your darkest deepest sins below...

You may confess more than one sin.

▼List of Sinful Deeds

List of Sinful Deeds

Pure - You have a sin, but it isn't actually anything much to worry about and you're practically pure.
Human - It's alright. Everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes sinful ones, but your sin isn't too bad at all and you'll be fine!
Naughty - Alright, you admit that you did a dastardly thing, but is it really enough to be a crime?
Blood Lust - Your sin proves the fact that you either lust for the suffering of others or you're just a sick freak in general.
Fiend - You've done some messed up stuff. It'd take a miracle for you not to go to Hell.
Lucifer - Your sin makes you sound like the devil himself. Let's face it - you're going to Hell.

Editor Notes - Just notes that I rarely make sometimes on sins that people have committed.

▼Anak

- Anak put one ice cube instead of two ice cubes in some guy's drink.
- Anak has committed arson.

▼Anatoly

- Anatoly is obsessed with girls.
- Anatoly is obsessed with becoming a leader. (What type of leader though?... (???))

▼ASDruska

- ASDruska bought two frogs.
- ASDruska changed his EE username to "NotAlesmile".

▼Bimps

- Bimps allowed soniiiety to exist.

▼Cercul1

- Cercul1 made a pun of 'Sin' into the mathematics term 'Sine'. He then multiplied pi by sine. Therefore Pi is a sin.

▼Croboyy10

- Croboyy10 forgot to yeet before throwing something.

▼Daneeko

- Daneeko once stood next to a heater to give himself a fever so that he could skip school.

▼DarkComet

- DarkComet, when playing Mario Kart 7, would purposely stay in 2nd place to let the 1st place player take a hit from the blue shell, and then he'd steal their 1st place.
- DarkComet T-posed in the middle of a Little League Baseball Game on top of the Visitor's Dugout.
- DarkComet always threw tantrums in 2nd grade, and would only stop when bribed with candy.
- DarkComet hit his friend in his private area with a baseball bat (hard, too).
- DarkComet microwaves pop-tarts.
- DarkComet purposely slows down his computer so that when Task Manager crashes, he can laugh maniacally (only on Thursdays).
- DarkComet was once strangled by a special kid, and Comet laughed when the special wrangler took the special kid away. (Special... Wrangler? (???))

▼Emily

- Emily once named her account, "polo666".
- Emily pirated Minecraft.
- Emily cheated the Perpetual Frustration Campaign so she could have the Devil Skull Smiley.

▼Enurp

- Enurp didn't like, comment or subscribe when his favorite youtuber told him to.
- Enurp told soniiiety to 'boomjoom' himself.

▼Filip2005

- Filip2005 imagines Loganyoshi's kids with his roblox girlfriend.
- Filip2005 tortures Loganyoshi by telling him about NSFW Vore. (Guys help this isn't a joke he actually does this)
- Filip2005 loves to bully people.

▼FreckleFace

- FreckleFace doesn't eat pop-tarts.

▼Hexxy

- Hexxy has slaughtered his mother and ate her for breakfast.
- Hexxy didn't do his homework one night.
- Hexxy fed his brother a piece of "****" and said that it was a meatball.
- Hexxy has stepped on his dog's foot and had beaten the dog after it barked.
- Hexxy is Christian.
- Hexxy does weed.
- Hexxy doesn't do the average amount of weed.
- Hexxy buys weed legally.
- Hexxy has done child "****".
- Hexxy has sucked on a "2 by 4" for a half an hour.
- Hexxy was too lazy to get a profile picture.
- Hexxy is white.
- Hexxy is American.
- Hexxy is from the USA.
- Hexxy follows in Hitler's footsteps.
- Hexxy was born on July 13th.
- Hexxy has a black cat.
- Hexxy has a white dog.
- Hexxy is transracial.
- Hexxy stole a dollar from his parents.
- Hexxy has "accidentally" pushed over a gumball machine to get free candy.
- Hexxy ate a bunch of chocolate bars and then proceeded to leave the bars on the floor to make it look like the dog ate them, which resulted in the dog getting it's stomach pumped.
- Hexxy has long nails.
- Hexxy lost his virginity at the age of 6.
- Hexxy staged an insurance scam.
- Hexxy became a father at the age of 14.
- Hexxy has used expired mustard on his hot dog.
- Hexxy has given expired mustard to his brother (whom didn't know it was expired) for his hot dog.
- Hexxy has under-cooked chicken to give his father food poisoning.
- Hexxy sometimes skips Church to play EE.

▼HG

- HG created "The Tower" series.

▼ILikeTofuuJoe

- ILikeTofuuJoe almost killed his friend when he was 3.
- ILikeTofuuJoe has died 10 times.
- ILikeTofuuJoe got caught by Herobrine because he went into his tunnel.
- ILikeTofuuJoe did Flight 27.
- ILikeTofuuJoe destroyed the Earth to make space for a hyperspace bypass. (Ha, very funny; good reference)
- ILikeTofuuJoe created Oray with a puff of hydrogen.
- ILikeTofuuJoe has a 10% chance of getting a magic coin each day on EE.
- ILikeTofuuJoe made helium.
- ILikeTofuuJoe created the Sun by pushing quintillions of tonnes of hydrogen together.
- ILikeTofuuJoe invented carbon.
- ILikeTofuuJoe killed TaskManager.
- ILikeTofuuJoe put antimatter in Oray's computer.
- ILikeTofuuJoe invented a neutron crust antimatter nuke.
- ILikeTofuuJoe killed Notch.
- ILikeTofuuJoe flung Xenonetix.
- ILikeTofuuJoe cheated in his own world.
- ILikeTofuuJoe thought that the background were blocks.
- ILikeTofuuJoe enjoys making 'RageQuit Minis'.
- ILikeTofuuJoe did a normal T-Jump right after he did a micro T-Jump hastily.
- ILikeTofuuJoe got 5 magic coins this month. (But which month!? Find out next time on the next episode of "ILiketoFuuJoe: The Quest for Eternal Boredom")
- ILikeTofuuJoe always gets stuck on the final tier of campaigns.
- ILikeTofuuJoe hacked Everybody Edits for 0 gems.
- ILikeTofuuJoe accidentally created a virus while messing around with binary code.
- ILikeTofuuJoe has 0 FPS on campaigns after the first hour of the August 22nd Update. (But which year!? Find out next time on the next episode of "ILiketoFuuJoe: The Quest for More Eternal Boredom")
- ILikeTofuuJoe trolled on someone's world because they asked him to.
- ILikeTofuuJoe died 5 times in some '12 Leveled Lucky Tester'. (???)
- ILikeTofuuJoe failed a one block jump.
- ILikeTofuuJoe got the Computer NPC for completing 42 minis.
- ILikeTofuuJoe needs a better laptop, but is too poor to afford one.
- ILikeTofuuJoe ate onions.
- ILikeTofuuJoe ragequitted on a lot of worlds.
- ILikeTofuuJoe only has 7 gems.
- ILikeTofuuJoe ate Minimania.
- ILikeTofuuJoe plays Everybody Edits.

▼Joeyc

- Joeyc bought 'Big Spender'.
- Joeyc pretended to have found his wallet that wasn't his from the 'Lost & Found Box', and got 50 bucks out of it in 4th grade.

▼Kira

- Kira created the EE world "Begone".

▼KirbyKareem

- KirbyKareem twerks at home.

▼Luka504

- Luka504 would microwave butterflies when he was younger.

▼Mait

- Mait sent Loganyoshi a picture of [REDACTED] and got blocked from him. (I... I don't want to talk about what he sent me...)

▼Minimania

- Minimania donated his nut to a competition held by psychopath.
- Minimania eats the pop-tart packaging.

▼MrJawapa

- MrJawapa makes fun of soniiiety.

▼MWStudios

- MWStudios has 5 unexpired warnings on the EE forums.
- MWStudios forced his little brother to do this thing in Ted Bear 2. (Which thing? ಠ_ಠ)
- MWStudios trolled some Everybody Edits worlds.
- MWStudios went to a bank, shot the cashier and stole the money.
- MWStudios stole someone's account and hosted a deep web server with it.

▼Myst

- Myst set a Bible on fire after reading a christian post on the EE Forums.

▼N1KF

- N1KF treats other people poorly.
- N1KF looks at pornography
- N1KF doesn't read the Bible much.
- N1KF eats pop-tarts raw out of the package.

▼Nikodemzak

- Nikodemzak watches anime.
- Nikodemzak unironically listens to bad songs.
- Nikodemzak used to think that that Mr.Shoe was a good person.

▼NorwegianBoyEE

- NorwegianBoyEE got into some criminal activities (such as stealing and throwing eggs at cars) with some crazy guy when he was younger (he didn't know any better); they're not friends with each other anymore though.
- NorwegianBoyEE would 'play' with his cat by throwing it around.
- NorwegianBoyEE once poured salt on a snail to see if it would kill it, and it died horribly (NorwegianBoyEE is now a huge lover of animals, and is disgusted by his animal cruelty actions as a child. He is understanding of his wrongdoing, and thus, has redeemed himself).

▼Oray

- Oray set his whole bedroom on fire when he was 2.
- Oray once peed in a bottle and gave it to his friend, telling him that it was apple juice.
- Oray purposely broke his sister's IPhone 2 weeks after she bought it, and said it was a mistake.
- Oray once turned his parent's house into a swamp by putting frogs everywhere because he was mad at his parents.
- Oray purposely locked his Dad's car and left the keys inside it, which resulted in them breaking the window to unlock the car.
- Oray did 9/11.
- Oray nuked Japan.
- Oray caused WWI and WWII.
- Oray killed Hitler.
- Oray let people have sins, for he is the Devil himself. (Without sins, people wouldn't have been able to know their wrong-doing, so thanks Oray!)
- Oray banned Xenonetix on EE and Different55 on the forums.

▼Peace

- Peace posted here without having an actual sin.

▼Phinarose

- Phinarose eats prime ribs with ketchup.

▼Pipec

- Pipec stole his Aunt's wallet when he was younger.
- Pipec doesn't like pipes in the shape of a "C".

▼Ravatroll

- Ravatroll once tried to be nice to Kiraninja.

▼S1mple

- S1mple bought a water gun to fend off stray cats from his home.
- S1mple hasn't told his family that he was hit by a car four years ago (it was only a few gashes, nothing major).
- S1mple got tired of using Tinychat URL's, and decided to use a shared account to chat. The aftermath left him scared of the pilgrim smiley from Everybody Edits.
- S1mple likes playing MineBots when he's bored. (Does he mean DigBot? (???))
- S1mple read A Million Little Pieces when he was 10.

▼Slabdrill

- Slabdrill doesn't know what a sin is.
- Slabdrill is not cisgender and straight. (???)
- Slabdrill convinced innocent people to read a "NSFW Doki Doki Literature Club Fanfic".
- Slabdrill worships u/doubledickdude.

▼Some Man

- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, but he couldn't tell you why.
- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, then he went to cry.
- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, then he watered his cacti.
- Some Man once shot a man in Reno because they cancelled "Firefly".
- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi. (Thanks for killing the succubi. God would've been happy with this one.)
- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, and a bunch more in My Lai.

▼Soniiiety

*I have yet to color these sins.

*Edit: Yeah, ok, there's no way I'm ever going to color these man's sins, unless I was paid or something. Just go to hell you sick freak.

- Soniiiety has poked a girl's boob in high school (she had a boyfriend).
- Soniiiety has farted next to his mother and caregiver and lied about who farted.
- Soniiiety has had a sip from a beer can and then hid it under his bed when he was 7.
- Soniiiety has drank wine and had gotten drunk when he was 7.
- Soniiiety has listened to "Slim Shady" and other naughty songs on his sister's MP3.
- Soniiiety has threw chairs at people in school.
- Soniiiety has ripped up his school work.
- Soniiiety has pulled someone's hair out.
- Soniiiety has hit his brother with a stick.
- Soniiiety has thrown a plastic bottle at his brother.
- Soniiiety has smashed his brother's IPad in front of him.
- Soniiiety has unplugged the Playstation 3 when his brother and nephew were playing "Call of Duty".
- Soniiiety has sworn at his brother and at people at school.
- Soniiiety has stole food from countdown. (Countdown (???))
- Soniiiety has embedded words into the school's desks out of anger.
- Soniiiety has smashed something inside his house.
- Soniiiety has put his cat and dog into a plastic bag and had swung them around when he was 6.
- Soniiiety has 'scrambled' his sister's savage cat with a spork. (I'm sorry but WHAT)
- Soniiiety has whacked his mother on the back with an iron rod when he was 8 because she would not get him any new Playstation 2 games.
- Soniiiety has fallen over.
- Soniiiety has eaten too much candy.
- Soniiiety has eaten poop.
- Soniiiety has roasted a rat.
- Soniiiety has "T-Posed" at tea time.
- Soniiiety has sang a song about "Ching Chong"
- Soniiiety has called African-Americans "chocolate" when he was 7 and at primary school.
- Soniiiety hacked games.
- Soniiiety likes to cheat on games.
- Soniiiety used 667 on Everybody Edits.
- Soniiiety trolled a "Boss to Code".
- Soniiiety destroyed bomb bot using edit.
- Soniiiety once, during the night, sneaked into his mom's room to play on her phone for 5 minutes.
- Soniiiety knew his mother's old phone password.
- Soniiiety played on his mom's phone when she was in the shower.
- Soniiiety ran away from home when he was 6.
- Soniiiety said something offensive to a 2Degree man as a joke. (2Degree Man (???)
- Soniiiety is scared of Chinese and Japanese people because of how they look and talk.
- Soniiiety is shy to talk to Chinese people because he's afraid that he might not understand them and that they'll get angry.
- Soniiiety nearly made people deaf online by yelling at them and using voice changer.
- Soniiiety has made fun of and joked about the national anthem, Christmas, and birthday songs.
- Soniiiety ruined Christmas for all in his dream he had. (???)
- Soniiiety forgot to put more wood in the fire (he didn't want it to go out so that he could watch it).
- Soniiiety got lazy and didn't do the dishes like his mother asked him to.
- Soniiiety farted in the car.
- Soniiiety farted at his dad's place and didn't go outside.
- Soniiiety had sweaty feet while wearing muddy shoes inside his house.

▼The Party Animal

- The Party Animal listened to Gummo by "6ix9ine".

▼Vinyl Melody

- Vinyl Melody calls users 'noobs' for doing annoying stuff on "Roblox Prison Life" even though he would do the same things.
- Vinyl Melody once forced someone to kneel on halite because he was "****" off; he is more calm and not that easily angered now a days. ("he was '****' off" (???))

▼Vitalijus

- Vitalijus plays Fortnite.

▼Whirl

- Whirl likes the "Dame Tu Cosita" meme.
- Whirl likes the Despacito song.
- Whirl likes the Emoji Movie.
- Whirl likes MLP Equestia (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls? (???))
- Whirl has been banned from the Aero Community Discord server for a year now, which means that he got the 'Bear Achievement' for sleeping far too long and for skipping school a lot. (What the actual hell are you talking about? (???))
- Whirl raged on Aero Members.
- Whirl dabs on people.

▼XxAtillaxX

- XxAtillaxX has killed many frogs and insects.
- XxAtillaxX was born bisexual and has fantasized about men.
- XxAtillaxX has worn mixed fabrics.
- XxAtillaxX has skipped Sabbath day through sinful activities.

▼You Will Never Know

- You Will Never Know hasn't visited the forums in at least 5 years now.

You sinners make me sick.

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cercul1

Member

From: USA

Joined: 2015-02-18

Posts: 91

Re: Confess Your Sins

sin (pi) = 0
sin (pi/2) = 1
sin (3pi/2) = -1
sin (2pi) = 0

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Minimania

Moderation Team

From: PbzvatFbba 13

Joined: 2015-02-22

Posts: 6,395

Re: Confess Your Sins

I knowingly offered to donate my nut (don't ask about which nut it was, you don't want to know) to a competition held by a psychopath. Forgive me father for I have sinned.

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XxAtillaxX

Member

Joined: 2015-11-28

Posts: 4,202

Re: Confess Your Sins

I have killed frogs, and copious insects. I've also been born bisexual and fantasized about males, which is a no no. I have worn mixed fabrics and have contravened the sabbath with my sinful non-restful activities.

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*u stinky*

Anak

Guest

Re: Confess Your Sins

So I work at this restaurant right it's kinda stingy but I get by, it's seafood themed but they have a lot of meat stuff as well, I'm one of the cooks so I'm the guy flipping burgers and cooking prawns and stuff, anyways this guy comes in one day and he orders his meal and stuff and it was like the main course and then a coke  with two ice cubs in it and i don't know why he specified the amount of ice cubes but like he did. So I get the order and I cook everything and all that and I make him his drink, we were kinda shortstaffed that day so I had to serve him as well but it was no big deal, anyways I'm putting his order down on the table and I'm like this is all you ordered right meal and coke and hes like yeah thanks bruv and he takes a sip of his coke and then I just **** burst out laughing so he **** grabs me and like the whole place goes silent and he's like WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO MY COKE YOU LITTLE TWINK and im like stuttering trying to tell him because im still laughing and hes like HUH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK? and I just go to him like you asked for TWO ice cubes but I only put in ONE!

I've also committed arson

TaskManager

Formerly maxi123

From: i really should update this

Joined: 2015-03-01

Posts: 9,465

Re: Confess Your Sins

Anal has committed arson.

the ****

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XxAtillaxX

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Joined: 2015-11-28

Posts: 4,202

Re: Confess Your Sins

he **** grabs me and like the whole place goes silent and he's like WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO MY COKE YOU LITTLE TWINK and im like stuttering trying to tell him because im still laughing and hes like HUH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK? and I just go to him like you asked for TWO ice cubes but I only put in ONE!

are you spongebob?

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*u stinky*

ASDruska

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From: Syria!

Joined: 2016-08-05

Posts: 1,061

Re: Confess Your Sins

i bought 2 frogs and changed my EE name to notalesmile

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cringe ^
based v

Croboyy10

Member

Joined: 2016-03-24

Posts: 6

Re: Confess Your Sins

I forgot to yeet before throwing something

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dab.

Anak

Guest

Re: Confess Your Sins

he **** grabs me and like the whole place goes silent and he's like WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO MY COKE YOU LITTLE TWINK and im like stuttering trying to tell him because im still laughing and hes like HUH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK? and I just go to him like you asked for TWO ice cubes but I only put in ONE!

are you spongebob?

No this is Anak

Slabdrill

Formerly 12345678908642

From: canada

Joined: 2015-08-15

Posts: 3,402

Website

Re: Confess Your Sins

i dont know what a sin is

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RavaTroll

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From: France

Joined: 2015-02-16

Posts: 820

Re: Confess Your Sins

I confess I once tried to be nice to kiraninja and i instantly regretted it.

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Trolls be in da place, mon !

Vitalijus

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From: Lithuania

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 1,384

Website

Re: Confess Your Sins

I play fortnite

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TaskManager

Formerly maxi123

From: i really should update this

Joined: 2015-03-01

Posts: 9,465

Re: Confess Your Sins

i participated in burning of a corpse

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N1KF

Wiki Mod

From: ဪဪဪဪဪ From: ဪဪဪဪဪ From: ဪဪဪဪဪ

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 11,114

Website

Re: Confess Your Sins

I treat other people poorly, look at pornography, and don't read the Bible much. I have emotionally distanced myself from God and other people so much... I'm sorry.

Phinarose

Member

From: Dizzy Land

Joined: 2015-12-31

Posts: 102

Re: Confess Your Sins

I eat prime rib with ketchup. That's the biggest sin of them all.

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HeyNK

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Joined: 2017-04-07

Posts: 1,318

Re: Confess Your Sins

I would like to announce that I am NOT n1kf, this man does not represent me.

some woman

Member

From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Confess Your Sins

I would like to announce that I am NOT n1kf, this man does not represent me.

No, I get it. That was a nice joke, but I don't know why you used an alt to tell it.

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

Joeyc

Guest

Re: Confess Your Sins

buying big spender

Bimps

Member

Joined: 2015-02-08

Posts: 5,067

Re: Confess Your Sins

i allow soniiiety to exist

Enurp

Formerly ThuggishPrune

From: Ohio

Joined: 2015-06-20

Posts: 459

Re: Confess Your Sins

I didn't leave a like, comment nor did I subscribe when I was told to by my favorite douchetuber

PTU

Formerly Pipec

From: Mailboxٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ

Joined: 2017-04-15

Posts: 862

Re: Confess Your Sins

When I was small, I stole Aunt's wallet.

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Enurp

Formerly ThuggishPrune

From: Ohio

Joined: 2015-06-20

Posts: 459

Re: Confess Your Sins

i told soniiiety to boomjoom himself

Luka504

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From: Serbia,probs never heard of it

Joined: 2015-02-19

Posts: 2,934

Re: Confess Your Sins

I microwaved butterflies when I was younger.

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How long will it take me to get banned again?
Place your bets right here.

Nebula

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Re: Confess Your Sins

Like Dame tu Cosita meme.