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#701 2018-03-20 03:02:21

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

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What is grass? Grass is hair. And what is hair? It's the white stuff on that empty head of yours. I've been in the grass business for thirty nine years, and it was, by far, the hardest job I've ever worked. Every day, from sunrise to sunset, I'll be down in the grass fields, mowing and churning and tabulating. You ever wonder why grass looks the way it is? It's because of me. I make sure every hair fits perfectly on your lawn. I make the neighbors walk past and say, "Wow, that's a well-kempt lawn if I ever do see one." Without my expertise, every single lawn in the Midwest would look like my grandmother's rainforest. She's also dead. But whether or not my grandmother died is besides the point; I am the Lawn King. Most folks call me "**** Pants Pete" because on occasion I **** my pants but I prefer Lawn King. The stability of all front yards depend on me. If I ever die, the world shall feel my wrath.


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#702 2018-03-20 11:55:16

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Pingohits wrote:

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What is grass? Grass is hair. And what is hair? It's the white stuff on that empty head of yours. I've been in the grass business for thirty nine years, and it was, by far, the hardest job I've ever worked. Every day, from sunrise to sunset, I'll be down in the grass fields, mowing and churning and tabulating. You ever wonder why grass looks the way it is? It's because of me. I make sure every hair fits perfectly on your lawn. I make the neighbors walk past and say, "Wow, that's a well-kempt lawn if I ever do see one." Without my expertise, every single lawn in the Midwest would look like my grandmother's rainforest. She's also dead. But whether or not my grandmother died is besides the point; I am the Lawn King. Most folks call me "**** Pants Pete" because on occasion I **** my pants but I prefer Lawn King. The stability of all front yards depend on me. If I ever die, the world shall feel my wrath.

Copyright and property rights.


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#703 2018-03-20 15:01:52

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Sqwairle wrote:
Pingohits wrote:

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What is grass? Grass is hair. And what is hair? It's the white stuff on that empty head of yours. I've been in the grass business for thirty nine years, and it was, by far, the hardest job I've ever worked. Every day, from sunrise to sunset, I'll be down in the grass fields, mowing and churning and tabulating. You ever wonder why grass looks the way it is? It's because of me. I make sure every hair fits perfectly on your lawn. I make the neighbors walk past and say, "Wow, that's a well-kempt lawn if I ever do see one." Without my expertise, every single lawn in the Midwest would look like my grandmother's rainforest. She's also dead. But whether or not my grandmother died is besides the point; I am the Lawn King. Most folks call me "**** Pants Pete" because on occasion I **** my pants but I prefer Lawn King. The stability of all front yards depend on me. If I ever die, the world shall feel my wrath.

Copyright and property rights.

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#704 2018-03-25 22:05:25

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

When i first saw YouTube Kids (curiosity), the first thing i saw was a song for kids (obviously) about Jesus, so its already started good but in the thumbnail what i saw was a squirrel, so ok why not go check that and already 5 seconds past and a freaking bunny shows up and start singing with the squirrel.. So that the fourth time that i see those two together and strangely right after i "met" Atilla on Discord i guess, BAM its started.. So im getting bored of this but it's really weird cause right after i promise you, i already saw a pic of those two animals and its never stop after that.. Even when its not a cartoon or whatever.. If in real life i saw a bunny and a squirrel together, i shoot them.. Or maybe just the bunny.

So for the pic from YT kids :

http://i.imgur.com/NKTD7Fl.jpg

PS: Yes strangely Atilla because i said cooked rabbit one time so maybe that the reason of this nightmare..

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#705 2018-03-26 00:26:42

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Sqwairle wrote:

When i first saw YouTube Kids (curiosity), the first thing i saw was a song for kids (obviously) about Jesus, so its already started good but in the thumbnail what i saw was a squirrel, so ok why not go check that and already 5 seconds past and a freaking bunny shows up and start singing with the squirrel.. So that the fourth time that i see those two together and strangely right after i "met" Atilla on Discord i guess, BAM its started.. So im getting bored of this but it's really weird cause right after i promise you, i already saw a pic of those two animals and its never stop after that.. Even when its not a cartoon or whatever.. If in real life i saw a bunny and a squirrel together, i shoot them.. Or maybe just the bunny.

So for the pic from YT kids :

http://i.imgur.com/NKTD7Fl.jpg

PS: Yes strangely Atilla because i said cooked rabbit one time so maybe that the reason of this nightmare..

stop


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#706 2018-03-26 15:44:46

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

I’m now know as Anatoly.


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#707 2018-03-30 07:31:53

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

If grass is hair, does that mean cows eat hair????? :thinking:


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#708 2018-03-30 07:58:19

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Wehrmacht wrote:

If grass is hair, does that mean cows eat hair????? :thinking:

Grass isn't hair

#709 2018-03-30 13:29:29

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Abelysk wrote:
Wehrmacht wrote:

If grass is hair, does that mean cows eat hair????? :thinking:

Grass isn't hair

STOP RUINING OUR DREAMS YOU ****!


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#710 2018-03-30 14:11:55

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

mutantdevle wrote:
Abelysk wrote:
Wehrmacht wrote:

If grass is hair, does that mean cows eat hair????? :thinking:

Grass isn't hair

STOP RUINING OUR DREAMS YOU ****!

what dreams

grow up and know already that grass isn't hair, if you going to say excuses like it's earth-chan's hair, then it won't work

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#711 2018-04-03 14:50:01

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

bedwars?

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#712 2018-04-03 15:58:28

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Schlog wrote:

bedwars?

YELLOW INC


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#713 2018-04-03 17:06:14

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Pingohits wrote:
Schlog wrote:

bedwars?

YELLOW INC

**** COVER THE BED ILL SUICIDE

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#714 2018-04-03 18:56:16

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Schlog wrote:
Pingohits wrote:
Schlog wrote:

bedwars?

YELLOW INC

**** COVER THE BED ILL SUICIDE

UMBRELLA


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#715 2018-04-03 21:11:03

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

pingohits more like pingoshits MORE LIKE PAIN GO HITS


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#716 2018-04-03 21:52:10

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Pingohits wrote:
Schlog wrote:
Pingohits wrote:
Schlog wrote:

bedwars?

YELLOW INC

**** COVER THE BED ILL SUICIDE

UMBRELLA

I DONT HAVE ANY WOOL

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#717 2018-04-03 22:13:51

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Merged pingohit’s AMA here


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#718 2018-04-03 22:32:54

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

BuzzerBee wrote:

Merged pingohit’s AMA here

You did WHAT? You think you have the AUDACITY to throw PINGOHITS GRADE forum posts in with the REST of the cesspool forums? How DARE you. You are going to ever so REGRET that decision. I will PERSONALLY see to your DESTRUCTION.

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#719 2018-04-17 00:39:35

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches 1."


One bot to rule them all, one bot to find them. One bot to bring them all... and with this cliché blind them.

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#720 2018-04-17 00:48:35

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Tomahawk wrote:

Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches 1."

For some people that's where the discussion starts

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#721 2018-04-20 09:35:32

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

i'm legally allowed to marry two people in OHIO and POSSIBLY OTHER PLACES. i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED


i need 30 dollars and like 2 weeks notice

so......... hit me up


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#722 2018-04-20 13:19:48

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Zoey2070 wrote:

i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED

according to dictionary that means ur a priest now?? wtf and how does that allow you to marry two people


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#723 2018-04-20 13:22:25

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Zoey2070 wrote:

i'm legally allowed to marry two people in OHIO and POSSIBLY OTHER PLACES. i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED


i need 30 dollars and like 2 weeks notice

so......... hit me up

hey that's pretty neat

what was the process? i'm curious


I'm off to scout camp for a week, so I won't be on at all. Completely cut off from the outside world. It's gonna be great ('cept 4 teh fud ofc.) cuz dat fud b nazty. liek srsly nazty. I IS LIKE SO PUMPED I DUN GIVE A CRAP ABOUT GRAMMR!!!!one!!!eleven1. So. Bye. When I get back I'll know how to shape metal and carve wood. I already know how to make baskets, towers(like big ones), find my way with a map, run for my life, and how to get caught in a tornado bcuz srsly that Knsas weathr is liek totaly krazy. It's like raining for 10 min then it stops and u look outsid and then you cant c a single cloud liek anywer? Yeh, is liek dat. I'll be living in a canvas, semi-permanent tent and using tons of bug spray because those ticks are absolutely awful there. And then it gets so dang hot there its like omg I'm melting and then you look at your hand where your canteen was (bcuz if u dun have a canteen in ur hand u r srsly slow and might even die) and ur hand melted off. Well, I've spammed enough and described how I will be living enough for now. Bye!

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#724 2018-04-20 15:56:30

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Zoey2070 wrote:

i'm legally allowed to marry two people in OHIO and POSSIBLY OTHER PLACES. i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED


i need 30 dollars and like 2 weeks notice

so......... hit me up

Get me a boyfriend and a plane ticket and I'm game

Onjit wrote:

what was the process? i'm curious

You can sign up online most of the time actually, and I've heard it's pretty simple. My friend in Louisiana did it too once just for kicks lol

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#725 2018-04-20 21:41:39

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Re: Off-Topic Discussion thread

Onjit wrote:
Zoey2070 wrote:

i'm legally allowed to marry two people in OHIO and POSSIBLY OTHER PLACES. i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED


i need 30 dollars and like 2 weeks notice

so......... hit me up

hey that's pretty neat

what was the process? i'm curious

ok here's the full story:

it was 4:15 and i was watching a peter draws stream. he said he was legally ordained, and i said that was cool. then he said you could just do it online.

then it was 4:18 and i googled it and my autocomplete filled it out, and then i got ordained in like five seconds.

https://www.ulc.org/

the 30 dollar fee is actually for a certificate + actually getting a minister license in ohio (which is only ten dollars)

oh ya i forgot to include the marriage license fees but that depends what county we're in


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