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I’m now know as Anatoly.

Wehrmacht

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

If grass is hair, does that mean cows eat hair????? :thinking:

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Abelysk

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If grass is hair, does that mean cows eat hair????? :thinking:

Grass isn't hair

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If grass is hair, does that mean cows eat hair????? :thinking:

Grass isn't hair

STOP RUINING OUR DREAMS YOU ****!

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

If grass is hair, does that mean cows eat hair????? :thinking:

Grass isn't hair

STOP RUINING OUR DREAMS YOU ****!

what dreams

grow up and know already that grass isn't hair, if you going to say excuses like it's earth-chan's hair, then it won't work

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

bedwars?

Pingohits

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

bedwars?

YELLOW INC

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Schlog

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

bedwars?

YELLOW INC

**** COVER THE BED ILL SUICIDE

Pingohits

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

bedwars?

YELLOW INC

**** COVER THE BED ILL SUICIDE

UMBRELLA

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pingohits more like pingoshits MORE LIKE PAIN GO HITS

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

bedwars?

YELLOW INC

**** COVER THE BED ILL SUICIDE

UMBRELLA

I DONT HAVE ANY WOOL

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

Merged pingohit’s AMA here

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Schlog

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Merged pingohit’s AMA here

You did WHAT? You think you have the AUDACITY to throw PINGOHITS GRADE forum posts in with the REST of the cesspool forums? How DARE you. You are going to ever so REGRET that decision. I will PERSONALLY see to your DESTRUCTION.

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches 1."

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Anak

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Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches 1."

For some people that's where the discussion starts

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

i'm legally allowed to marry two people in OHIO and POSSIBLY OTHER PLACES. i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED

i need 30 dollars and like 2 weeks notice

so......... hit me up

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i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED

according to dictionary that means ur a priest now?? wtf and how does that allow you to marry two people

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i'm legally allowed to marry two people in OHIO and POSSIBLY OTHER PLACES. i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED

i need 30 dollars and like 2 weeks notice

so......... hit me up

hey that's pretty neat

what was the process? i'm curious

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Anak

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i'm legally allowed to marry two people in OHIO and POSSIBLY OTHER PLACES. i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED

i need 30 dollars and like 2 weeks notice

so......... hit me up

Get me a boyfriend and a plane ticket and I'm game

what was the process? i'm curious

You can sign up online most of the time actually, and I've heard it's pretty simple. My friend in Louisiana did it too once just for kicks lol

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

i'm legally allowed to marry two people in OHIO and POSSIBLY OTHER PLACES. i am LEGITIMATELY ORDAINED

i need 30 dollars and like 2 weeks notice

so......... hit me up

hey that's pretty neat

what was the process? i'm curious

ok here's the full story:

it was 4:15 and i was watching a peter draws stream. he said he was legally ordained, and i said that was cool. then he said you could just do it online.

then it was 4:18 and i googled it and my autocomplete filled it out, and then i got ordained in like five seconds.

https://www.ulc.org/

the 30 dollar fee is actually for a certificate + actually getting a minister license in ohio (which is only ten dollars)

oh ya i forgot to include the marriage license fees but that depends what county we're in

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what DOES THE ordain STATUS even MEAN

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

I guess getting married isn't as important as it should be maybe? Like if anyone can do it then... anywho uh... I first thought you meant polyandry (had to look it up).

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

what DOES THE ordain STATUS even MEAN

I CAN. OFFICIATE. WEDDINGS.

(once i pay the minister license fee)

if i said "i can marry people" ppl would interpret it to mean "i am offering my hand in marriage" as opposed to "i am doing the marrying of a couple"

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Re: Off-Topic chat thread

what DOES THE ordain STATUS even MEAN

I CAN. OFFICIATE. WEDDINGS.

(once i pay the minister license fee)

if i said "i can marry people" ppl would interpret it to mean "i am offering my hand in marriage" as opposed to "i am doing the marrying of a couple"

OH THAT EXPLAINS A LOT
cause your initial wording was ****, made me think that you're a priest that can be married to two people simultaneously
can you do EE-themed weddings?
maybe ill invite you for that one day
not any time soon tho
oh

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http://payza.com

uh ooof?

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