How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?

TaskManager · 2018-01-29 21:29:13

hey just because people told you that you dont need to act all professional doesnt mean you have to go the polar opposite and literally **** on the forums
just unpopular opinion here i guess

hummerz5, rat, Bimps, Slabdrill, Kikikan, Harmonious, LukeM, Gosha, Offensive Ray

Jorc · 2018-01-29 22:00:07

I simply take few of M&Ms with my hands and eating it.
It is tasty of course.

Tomahawk · 2018-01-29 22:51:57

Well-structured, with good pacing and a nice plot reveal at the end, but ultimately falls short due to an overly simple style of exposition. OP has neglected to preserve the original formatting, and nuance has suffered as a result.

6/10.

IanJanes · 2018-01-29 23:24:06

I mix skittles and m&m's in a bowl, eat some and then leave them out...

Zoey2070 · 2018-01-29 23:37:49

I Do Not Eat My Eminems Because I Do No tLike Them.

PTU

Guest. · 2018-01-29 23:40:30

Emalton wrote:

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

LMAO!!!!!! Yea:lol:

drstereos

HeyNK · 2018-01-30 01:04:25

this is just a copypasta why did people reply to it?

soniiiety · 2018-01-30 01:32:25

LOL ematlton did you read heymk thread about your favorite soft drink?, what he said also apply to everyone replying on here, also i don't eat m&m anymore because i am poor, and i do not want to get sick for too much suger and feeds bad bacteria etc.

also zoey don't be scared of a bit of candy its really good for you. or you could eat 99% coco choolate bar i heard its healthy etc.

John · 2018-01-30 01:39:52

Luka504 wrote:

You did a good job of hiding it Notlame.

I didn't hide it, not my fault you didn't look before posting.

maxi123 wrote:

people told you that you dont need to act all professional

Nobody has told me how to act. Some say I act too professional, I thought it would be fun to make a ****.

Tomahawk wrote:

OP has neglected to preserve the original formatting

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Thank you, everyone, for sharing your experiences!

PTU

mutantdevle · 2018-01-30 12:43:06

Through a straw.

PTU

TaskManager · 2018-01-30 15:14:47

Emalton wrote:

Some say I act too professional, I thought it would be fun to make a ****.

Yea and I'm telling you that you're overthinking it and going slightly too far

Offensive Ray · 2018-01-30 15:58:26

I eat M&Ms with my mouth! How else would you eat it!?

TundrumMax, HeyNK, PTU, Jorc

Jorc · 2018-01-30 16:55:39

IanJanes wrote:

I mix skittles and m&m's in a bowl, eat some and then leave them out...

noo, it reminds me of this video:

(during at 0:34 part)

LukeM

some woman · 2018-01-30 19:24:26

Man, let him **** when he wants. Especially right now since there's not much he can do for EE but oversee the transfer in ownership.

mutantdevle

Firecrackericebreak · 2018-01-31 00:43:57

i bite one in half then lay the other half on my tongue and play with it in my mouth then swallow

Kkay · 2018-01-31 04:27:24

I take out my handy credit card

Open a nice pack of M&Ms

Start to really chop that **** until it gets into a nice fine dust

Find a chill spot on my table

Prob knock back a bottle of vodka beforehand

Put that **** into a nice thin line using the card

**** 2 am before I get my icecream cone out and roll that piece of **** in the dust, **** delicious

Also snort a line or five

bgic · 2018-02-01 23:02:52

Remember when Emalton was spewing antisemitic and racial slurs? Now he is talking about m&m's.

XxAtillaxX · 2018-02-02 03:24:06

I eat my M&M's with a healthy gluten-free and fat-free side serving of tide pods.

Bimps · 2018-02-02 03:24:49

XxAtillaxX wrote:

I eat my M&M's with a healthy gluten-free and fat-free side serving of tide pods.

xd bro

XxAtillaxX · 2018-02-02 03:35:40

Bimps wrote:

XxAtillaxX wrote:
I eat my M&M's with a healthy gluten-free and fat-free side serving of tide pods.
xd bro

dab on the haters brah

SirJosh3917

Bimps · 2018-02-02 03:45:23

XxAtillaxX wrote:

Bimps wrote:
XxAtillaxX wrote:
I eat my M&M's with a healthy gluten-free and fat-free side serving of tide pods.
xd bro
dab on the haters brah

yes.

SirJosh3917

TaskManager · 2018-02-02 15:02:09

can we end this

p l e a s e

Xfrogman43

Minimania · 2018-02-03 03:07:51

When they poop it makes me gaaaad!

thanksL0L · 2018-02-03 04:11:02

M&Ms? I have no idea what they are

Onjit · 2018-02-03 12:45:12

I don't eat M&Ms because they're actually just trash

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