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#1 2018-01-29 17:26:38
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How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
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#2 2018-01-29 17:29:27
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
Please Let Me Know How You Eat Your're M&Ms In The Comment Section Below
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#3 2018-01-29 17:29:50
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
*Your
Sorry but title triggers me
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#4 2018-01-29 17:29:54
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
I eat mine normally...
by doing trickshots with them
I can speak by breathing in but it sounds like a dying horse
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#5 2018-01-29 17:30:50
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
*Your
Sorry but title triggers me
I Noticed That You Deleted Your Post Instead Of Editing It, Why Did You Do That?
I eat mine normally...
by doing trickshots with them
That Is Very Cool Please Elaborate Further
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#6 2018-01-29 17:34:36
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
jkdrip wrote:*Your
Sorry but title triggers meI Noticed That You Deleted Your Post Instead Of Editing It, Why Did You Do That?
I read the title again and thought you fixed it
Then I realized I misread it
Currently playing through: Mega Man 1-6
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#7 2018-01-29 17:35:40
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
Emalton wrote:jkdrip wrote:*Your
Sorry but title triggers meI Noticed That You Deleted Your Post Instead Of Editing It, Why Did You Do That?
I read the title again and thought you fixed it
Then I realized I misread it
Oh Ok Thanks For Explaining...
Now Can You Share How You Eat Your M&M's?
Please Explain With Vivid Details
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#8 2018-01-29 17:36:02
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
Memomemo wrote:I eat mine normally...
by doing trickshots with them
That Is Very Cool Please Elaborate Further
I bounce them off things and they land in my mouth, sometimes I do other things
I can speak by breathing in but it sounds like a dying horse
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#9 2018-01-29 17:44:34
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
Please Let Me Know How You Eat Your're M&Ms In The Comment Section Below
Thank You Have Nice Day
I'm an M&M cuz i'm white on the outside and pure on the inside.
#10 2018-01-29 17:52:25
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
the owner of ee, everyone
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#11 2018-01-29 17:53:30
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#12 2018-01-29 17:55:13
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
what
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#13 2018-01-29 17:59:50
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
this topic makes me MUD
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#14 2018-01-29 18:14:53
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
Emalton, did you get demodded and this thread is you having a break down over it?
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#15 2018-01-29 18:19:35
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
What if you don't want M&MS, but instead twix 
#16 2018-01-29 18:23:33
- Harmonious
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
I eat M&Ms in a style akin to a wolf digging into meat
Fix title pls
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#18 2018-01-29 18:58:47
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
This Is Not A **** Post I Am Actually Curious
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#19 2018-01-29 19:32:15, last edited by Joeyc (2018-01-29 19:35:59)
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#20 2018-01-29 19:39:11
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
I eat 1 half of an m&m and throw the other half away
Pm me with anything math related please
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#22 2018-01-29 20:53:36, last edited by Luka504 (2018-01-29 20:54:00)
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
This joke was made 10 YEARS ago.
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/t … g=en&cc=us
It's just a copy pasted version nothing is even different.
How long will it take me to get banned again?
Place your bets right here.
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#23 2018-01-29 20:55:21
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
This joke was made 10 YEARS ago.
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/t … g=en&cc=us
It's just a copy pasted version nothing is even different.
wow thanks
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#24 2018-01-29 21:17:58
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Re: How Do You Eat Your're M&Ms?
why do you think i put a link to where i found it lkua
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#25 2018-01-29 21:23:29
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