{RESULTS RELEASED} Everybody Edits Teamwork Contest 2017

Myst · 2017-08-10 20:02:09

Kirby wrote:

THE REAL RESULTS
You fools! Did you actually think we’d rig a contest for fake internet points? You really are easily bamboozled.
Put down your pitchforks and stakes, it’s REAL CONTEST TIME. After a quick bukkake session with the boys, we decided life wasn’t good enough to swindle and deceive. War and turmoil sweep the lands and the children are rolling marriage iguanas with textbook pages. Therefore, we ceased our **** and, as an act of kindness, gift the citizens of Everybody Edits legitimate contest results.
Not only have we redeemed ourselves, but Kirby has taken the opportunity to write sensible level reviews! Lust over his hot, sweaty verbiage.
I would also like to take this time and talk about cage free eggs. Every day, chickens must succumb to the horrors of the meat industry. Every week, they must **** out eggs to meet a quota, and that quota is usually tremendous. This constant egg **** expands their nether regions to disproportionate degrees, and some farmers have even taken the liberty to measure them by number of human fists.
But it is not too late! Scientists in India have developed a formula to shrink a chicken’s [REDACTED] to normal levels, but we need your help! As they are based in a region where people eat with their hands and excrete in the streets, viruses run rampant. What we’re saying is, our chicken scientists need drugs! Phentermine, Zolpidem, Lisinopril, Gabapentin, anything works!
If our goal of 100,000 Rupees is met within two months, we’ll send those who have donated over ten dollars a dozen eggs. If we meet 200,000 Rupees, we’ll send everyone a dozen eggs, and we mean everyone! All seven billion of you! That’s 84 billion eggs! Think about it!
We hope this will change your view on eggs, and we look forward to your donation.
I, Kirby, would like to note that I had no part of the above introduction
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THIRD PLACE
Contest Submission by Musicman and Evilbunny
Yeah, at first glance this level isn’t really anything that special. You play the first few minis, and your expectations aren’t high for what’s to come. However, the gameplay as the level progresses is amazing. The concepts that were found in each section were intriguing, and very enjoyable to play. Though it did not add to your score, the music was AMAZING. Our two main complaints with the level were that the bouncy lowgrav mini was kinda annoying, and the art was basically nonexistent. Regardless, congratulations on third place!
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SECOND PLACE
Contest Submission by Boom300742 and Mkgamer
This level was just GOOD. Everything about it was GOOD. The ingame art was amazing, the minimap was intriguing, and the minis, well, were GOOD. The ONLY complaint that (only I) had with the level was that people who won could go into godmode and give others zombie (which only affected me). SUPER easy fix, though, and if I got to the world first it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. Amazing job!
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FIRST PLACE
Contest Submission SonyTV and SmittyW
The judges were at a loss for words after completing this level. The fact that you could think of and incorporate so many amazing and interesting concepts with the restrictions we gave, plus the restriction of a contest deadline was truly phenomenal. The ingame art was spectacular, especially the bosses themselves. The only problem here was that in an attempt to pull off certain concepts, you have a lot of lines of effects which doesn’t look very good ingame. Also, it’s kinda obvious that SonyTv did all of the work. GOOOOOOod level though.
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Honorable Mentions
Contest Submission by Onjit and Thwinkt
Contest Submission by Slabdrill and Mutantdevle
Contest Submission by Luka504 and Cakeje
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▼CONTENT WARNING
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XJI … sp=sharing

I'm 100% sure this.... this is a clickbait too

Offensive Ray · 2017-08-10 20:10:12

yay! finally real results

Unau · 2017-08-10 20:18:41

there we go
congrats to all and rip luka and cakeje

mutantdevle · 2017-08-10 20:19:10

GG everyone. This contest is satisfying now

That sexy honourable mention though, I didn't even expect our world to do that because of the poor execution. I agree with the notes that the final boss was the kinda redeeming part and sadly space invaders doesn't require all effects other wise we would have built the entire world as just that. I do plan to build a proper space invaders sometime soon* though. If I get motivated to that is, but I tend to give up on all my solo projects kek.

Anyway GG. The current winners are definitely the worthy ones.

Also Master1 where are your notes?

Harmonious · 2017-08-10 20:21:26

You're giving me trust issues

Offensive Ray, Xfrogman43

Offensive Ray · 2017-08-10 20:27:47

whirl, forgot to ask you another question
Are you okay?
did you make your world puplic so you can get the gems

Nebula · 2017-08-10 20:35:50

Kirby wrote:

THE REAL RESULTS
You fools! Did you actually think we’d rig a contest for fake internet points? You really are easily bamboozled.
Put down your pitchforks and stakes, it’s REAL CONTEST TIME. After a quick bukkake session with the boys, we decided life wasn’t good enough to swindle and deceive. War and turmoil sweep the lands and the children are rolling marriage iguanas with textbook pages. Therefore, we ceased our **** and, as an act of kindness, gift the citizens of Everybody Edits legitimate contest results.
Not only have we redeemed ourselves, but Kirby has taken the opportunity to write sensible level reviews! Lust over his hot, sweaty verbiage.
I would also like to take this time and talk about cage free eggs. Every day, chickens must succumb to the horrors of the meat industry. Every week, they must **** out eggs to meet a quota, and that quota is usually tremendous. This constant egg **** expands their nether regions to disproportionate degrees, and some farmers have even taken the liberty to measure them by number of human fists.
But it is not too late! Scientists in India have developed a formula to shrink a chicken’s [REDACTED] to normal levels, but we need your help! As they are based in a region where people eat with their hands and excrete in the streets, viruses run rampant. What we’re saying is, our chicken scientists need drugs! Phentermine, Zolpidem, Lisinopril, Gabapentin, anything works!
If our goal of 100,000 Rupees is met within two months, we’ll send those who have donated over ten dollars a dozen eggs. If we meet 200,000 Rupees, we’ll send everyone a dozen eggs, and we mean everyone! All seven billion of you! That’s 84 billion eggs! Think about it!
We hope this will change your view on eggs, and we look forward to your donation.
I, Kirby, would like to note that I had no part of the above introduction
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THIRD PLACE
Contest Submission by Musicman and Evilbunny http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWSXuAe-d8cEI
Yeah, at first glance this level isn’t really anything that special. You play the first few minis, and your expectations aren’t high for what’s to come. However, the gameplay as the level progresses is amazing. The concepts that were found in each section were intriguing, and very enjoyable to play. Though it did not add to your score, the music was AMAZING. Our two main complaints with the level were that the bouncy lowgrav mini was kinda annoying, and the art was basically nonexistent. Regardless, congratulations on third place!
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SECOND PLACE
Contest Submission by Boom300742 and Mkgamer http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWKsbWi2Ckb0I
This level was just GOOD. Everything about it was GOOD. The ingame art was amazing, the minimap was intriguing, and the minis, well, were GOOD. The ONLY complaint that (only I) had with the level was that people who won could go into godmode and give others zombie (which only affected me). SUPER easy fix, though, and if I got to the world first it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. Amazing job!
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FIRST PLACE
Contest Submission SonyTV and SmittyW http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWm6MdTHEIcEI
The judges were at a loss for words after completing this level. The fact that you could think of and incorporate so many amazing and interesting concepts with the restrictions we gave, plus the restriction of a contest deadline was truly phenomenal. The ingame art was spectacular, especially the bosses themselves. The only problem here was that in an attempt to pull off certain concepts, you have a lot of lines of effects which doesn’t look very good ingame. Also, it’s kinda obvious that SonyTV did all of the work. GOOOOOOod level though.
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Honorable Mentions
Contest Submission by Onjit and Thwinkt http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWRdkpnayrcEI
Contest Submission by Slabdrill and Mutantdevle http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWAm0dhcCucEI
Contest Submission by Luka504 and Cakeje http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWO4hdIkOrcEI
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▼CONTENT WARNING
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XJI … sp=sharing

I liked the old results better, but not the Third place & First place worlds, you are tricking me.

Now, I will never win any of contests... Anymore...

Oray wrote:

whirl, forgot to ask you another question
Are you okay?
did you make your world puplic so you can get the gems

haha, I have never heard funnier ever sentence.
Stop fooling me

Luka504, Offensive Ray, danielcool1

Offensive Ray · 2017-08-10 20:37:20

Whirl wrote:

Oray wrote:
whirl, forgot to ask you another question
Are you okay?
did you make your world puplic so you can get the gems
haha, I have never heard funnier ever sentence.
Stop fooling me

not fooling you asked you a normal question - as you say at least -

Harmonious · 2017-08-10 20:49:22

Alright, I wasn't even in the contest but I suppose I'll post my short rage here.
@Kirby:
What you did isn't cool. You got a lot of signups, more than this ruddy contest deserves. That means that you had a lot of people depending on you and the other judges. What did you do with that? You gave them a literal joke that enraged a lot of people, then gave them some actual results that now feel like a consolation prize. That's the same as promising a kid ice cream, giving him a cone with a bunch of worms in it, then the kid starts crying and you give him some actual ice cream. Nobody in their right minds would do that. You can't just get people's hopes up like that and crush them with a ruddy joke that wasn't as obvious as you claim it was.

On Discord you claimed that you don't care about the rest of this community's opinion. Well that's all good and well. I don't care about my uncle's opinion. Does that mean I'm gonna promise him a barbecue party with all of his friends invited, but end up having them hide then pop up at the end? No it bloody doesn't. Your own personal concerns don't make what you did any less disrespectful.

Taylor, Xfrogman43, Luka504, AsurcH, CommanderKitten, Hostage

Norwee · 2017-08-10 21:22:35

Lol that document is hilarious. I felt surly at first, but it's so well made i'm just laughing now!
I got tricked, no point denying it.

Master1 wrote:

NorwegianboyEE wrote:
On to Master1, he is a failed guardian on EE and failed moderator on the forums which obviously doesn't make for prime judge material. While i think he is an ok guy to talk to on EE, that still doesn't make him a good judge, which he is not.
thanks for the kind words friend
O O
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Well if the contest wasn't rigged to seem like garbage i probably would have talked about how you judges did a great job. sooo.... Kind of got yourself to blame for that.
Anyway i take that back. The results seem pretty fair. But i can only see the reviews from Kirby and Pingohits... Where are yours?

Teds · 2017-08-10 21:35:52

https://prnt.sc/g6ynea How could you not contact one of us? I could have easily given you the link

soniiiety · 2017-08-10 21:40:49

i won 1st play without doing anything i didnt even care about the contest because smittyw didnt make a world or tell me anything but its stupid that they didnt build it also smittyw cheated so i didnt build anything so give me world id if there is because he is fake liar smittyw he wanted all the fame and also where is my gems what do i get nothing?

Kirby, Jorc, 21Twelve, Hostage, Norwee, Luka504, drstereos, Pingohits, HeyNK, SirJosh3917, Onjit, danielcool1, CommanderKitten, Slushie

Jorc · 2017-08-10 21:51:07

soniiiety wrote:

wooooo yay i won 1st play without doing anything XDDDD i didnt even care about the contest because smittyw didnt make a world or tell me anything but its stupid that they didnt build it also smittyw cheated so i didnt build anything so give me world id if there is because he is fake liar smittyw he wanted all the fame

I LOVE YOU SONYTV! YOU ARE OUR GREATEST PLAYER IN EE IN MY LIFETIME! thats true sonytv, he posted me a picture between Sonytv (Zenron) and Smittyw. sheesh, what are you thinking. Smittyw? teamwork is supposed to work, talk and friend together.

Congralutions to all winners! GG for all judges, but good try to make a rigging winners, because i am very busy at rigging contest winners post time, lol. Have a great day.

soniiiety · 2017-08-10 21:56:35

yeah smittyw cheated he scammer and a big fat liar he didnt even do team work with me and that not fair

Hostage, Jorc, drstereos, WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM, SirJosh3917

Offensive Ray · 2017-08-10 22:05:16

SonyTV, What would make SmittyW work with someone like you?
What are you even skilled at? Chatting?
SmittyW is already a team himself, he doesn't even need you to create a level.
rough words but true.

Wonkathing · 2017-08-10 22:05:28

congrats to the winners
but

Kirby wrote:

You fools! Did you actually think we’d rig a contest for fake internet points?

yes, because you did

doc wrote:

-People who hate each other matched up
-Pair artists with other artists, and minimakers with other minimakers.

there were a lot of people who could have been potential winners but had their chances ruined because they were paired with another artist
my partner and i were zero percent compatible, he had a massive hate erection for me because i'm incapable of making boring generic minis
not that i would have won anyways
but who cares haha trololol trolled roflcopter being an **** is so funny everyone is laughing **** epic! 卐卐卐

Norwee, WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM, Onjit, CommanderKitten, Hostage

soniiiety · 2017-08-10 22:11:56

Oray wrote:

SonyTV, What would make SmittyW work with someone like you?
What are you even skilled at? Chatting?
SmittyW is already a team himself, he doesn't even need you to create a level.
rough words but true.

its called cheating not winning anyone who is a cheater is a loser and have a weak mind you cant make a team out of your self that's just stupid saying that you have a twin or a conjoined person on you when they don't that's really stupid of you and in to do that it's against the rules and you and he should be ban or disqualified your not even cool oray i even beat the the last part of summer campaign with out cheating i didnt cheat like you guys would

Offensive Ray · 2017-08-10 22:47:58

What got summer campaign to our discussion?
And what about cheating? I never cheated someone at something? Nor cheated something.

danielcool1 · 2017-08-10 23:27:23

Whirl wrote:

Now, I will never win any of contests... Anymore...

You know, participating in contests are good actually.

Look, I lost in all of the contests I attempted to win. Summer 2016 campaign, NSFW, and now this. The participation and friendship in this

was amazing. Don't feel bad, there might be other contests that you might win

Kikikan · 2017-08-10 23:43:15

We should've used his services:

danielcool1, Kirby, Luka504, Onjit

Onjit · 2017-08-11 02:04:03

no but like

where are the REAL real results

y'know

thw ones where i win

i'm just being facetious, congrats to the winners

TaskManager, Latif, Harmonious, WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM, danielcool1, mutantdevle, Kikikan, Xfrogman43

Nebula · 2017-08-11 07:38:08

Wew, I just grew my risk to be winning in Spring 2016 contest, well, here:

- Disqualifed in Loading Screen Contest
- Got 4/10 in Spring 2016 contest
- And now, got 3.33/10 in this contest

Spring 2016 was better

Onjit · 2017-08-11 07:47:17

Whirl wrote:

Wew, I just grew my risk to be winning in Spring 2016 contest, well, here:
- Disqualifed in Loading Screen Contest
- Got 4/10 in Spring 2016 contest
- And now, got 3.33/10 in this contest
Spring 2016 was better

yeah but cindy age 6 tho

Slabdrill, Xfrogman43

mutantdevle · 2017-08-11 08:46:19

Onjit wrote:

Whirl wrote:
Wew, I just grew my risk to be winning in Spring 2016 contest, well, here:
- Disqualifed in Loading Screen Contest
- Got 4/10 in Spring 2016 contest
- And now, got 3.33/10 in this contest
Spring 2016 was better
yeah but cindy age 6 tho

Cindy age 6 should have won. It genuinely was the best world there by creativity standards.

Master1, Onjit, Xfrogman43, WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM, TaskManager

Slabdrill · 2017-08-11 22:08:19

ok i tried a thing lets see how it goes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Gvx … o69Zc/edit

mutantdevle

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