Just LOL if you think Soccer (European football) > American Football

Insanity · 2017-02-06 16:32:06

brb mad cucks running around kicking around a small ball

brb insanely long, boring games ending with 1-0 as a score

brb tie games end with whichever team gets lucky on some sort of knockoff wild west style shootout

brb the only player that gets any recognition whatsoever is the one that scores all the time

brb half the team stands around on the field pretending to be relevant

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just LOL

Master1, 32OrtonEdge32dh, Kaleb

2017-02-06 16:59:24

There's a whole lot more to football than just scoring, but I guess you Americans have a goldfish attention span and need to be told exactly what is going on all the time while you're stuck watching the ads that take up 95% of the match

Hostage, Emma333, Breadfinn

TaskManager · 2017-02-06 16:59:25

just lol if you play football by running around with an egg-shaped object in your hands

Zumza

Insanity · 2017-02-06 17:04:11

maxi123 wrote:

just lol if you play football by running around with an egg-shaped object in your hands

0176 wrote:

There's a whole lot more to football than just scoring, but I guess you Americans have a goldfish attention span and need to be told exactly what is going on all the time while you're stuck watching the ads that take up 95% of the match

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yea man sounds like a really horrible life

Master1, Zumza

2017-02-06 17:17:10

Insanity wrote:

maxi123 wrote:
just lol if you play football by running around with an egg-shaped object in your hands
0176 wrote:
There's a whole lot more to football than just scoring, but I guess you Americans have a goldfish attention span and need to be told exactly what is going on all the time while you're stuck watching the ads that take up 95% of the match
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/G … -final.jpg
http://i0.wp.com/gamedayr.com/wp-conten … =599%2C430
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/image … crop_y=top

yea man sounds like a really horrible life

If you're trying to prove some point by showing how MUH PLAYERS ARE REAL MEN I think we can all agree that all extremely fit and athletic men earning truckloads of money live that lifestyle, real football or not

Krosis

Gosha · 2017-02-06 17:24:05

Insanity wrote:

http://i0.wp.com/gamedayr.com/wp-conten … =599%2C430

Abelysk · 2017-02-06 17:29:34

Sports sucks tbh :^)

Xfrogman43

Insanity · 2017-02-06 17:38:10

Found Ronaldo

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I think?

0176 wrote:

If you're trying to prove some point by showing how MUH PLAYERS ARE REAL MEN I think we can all agree that all extremely fit and athletic men earning truckloads of money live that lifestyle, real football or not

lmfao he's not living that lifestyle cuz he's big, most football players don't look like Gronk, they look like ripped aesthetic freaks.

the point being soccer is a **** sport meanwhile football has ppl mirin hard

Norwee · 2017-02-06 18:35:50

European football: Boring snoozefest.
American football: Boring snoozefest.

2017-02-06 18:35:51

▼I know you're trolling but I couldn't resist to post this (nsfw)

Insanity

Insanity · 2017-02-06 18:40:15

0176 wrote:

▼I know you're trolling but I couldn't resist to post this (nsfw)
(snip)

those are some nice pet whales he's got

Weirdoverse, Raphe9000

Tomahawk · 2017-02-06 18:50:56

What a pointless argument to start.

People generally prefer the sport that's more popular where they live, and in England that's football (which is the correct thing to call it, because you play with your feet). Also the rules aren't a faff to teach to a newb.

I could argue that European football is better because it takes more skill to control the ball with your feet than with your hands, making it more entertaining to watch really good players. Also if you think that women don't also throw themselves at famous football players then you're dumb.

Master1 · 2017-02-06 19:29:12

Tomahawk wrote:

What a pointless argument to start.
People generally prefer the sport that's more popular where they live, and in England that's football (which is the correct thing to call it, because you play with your feet).

I think you mean soccer. Football is played with your hands. (I thought that was obvious)

Tomahawk wrote:

Also if you think that women don't also throw themselves at famous football players then you're dumb.

What, this is exactly what Insanity has been saying the whole time? They always throw themselves at famous football players.

Insanity

Zumza · 2017-02-06 20:41:36

Master1 wrote:

I think you mean soccer. Football is played with your hands. (I thought that was obvious)

Just leaving this here because I don't think it got its deserved attention.

Krosis, Master1

Abelysk · 2017-02-06 20:53:41

Um those people get girls cuz they're good looking. If you're ugly af and try playing football then GG lol forever alone :^) jk

Insanity · 2017-02-06 21:35:10

Tomahawk wrote:

What a pointless argument to start.
People generally prefer the sport that's more popular where they live, and in England that's football (which is the correct thing to call it, because you play with your feet). Also the rules aren't a faff to teach to a newb.
I could argue that European football is better because it takes more skill to control the ball with your feet than with your hands, making it more entertaining to watch really good players. Also if you think that women don't also throw themselves at famous football players then you're dumb.

just LOL if u think i value ur opinion

Ratburntro44 · 2017-02-06 21:36:53

the only good sport is basketball

N1KF · 2017-02-06 21:47:20

Ratburntro44 wrote:

the only good sport is basketball

Well, you aren't a good sport!

Tomahawk · 2017-02-06 22:07:43

Why not just agree to enjoy football, whatever sport that is to you?

Instead of being a cancerous kek.

Insanity · 2017-02-06 22:27:05

Tomahawk wrote:

Why not just agree to enjoy football, whatever sport that is to you?
Instead of being a cancerous kek.

because Football > Soccer

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Tomahawk · 2017-02-06 22:40:00

Insanity wrote:

because Football > Soccer

I don't think you understand what a discussion is.

N1KF

Insanity · 2017-02-06 22:43:14

Tomahawk wrote:

What a pointless argument to start.

Tomahawk wrote:

Why not just agree to enjoy football, whatever sport that is to you?

.....

Tomahawk wrote:

I don't think you understand what a discussion is.

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32OrtonEdge32dh

Emma333 · 2017-02-06 23:21:14

I'd like to add a new point of view to this discussion. I think soccer is superior to football because soccer players are way hotter to look at while playing and all other timesaver. Football players look like inflatable dolls with 10% too much air in them. Soccer players in the other hand have just the perfect bodies. Also soccer clothing is waay sexier, (especially the german national team). Football players look like clowns in their weird clothing.

XxAtillaxX · 2017-02-06 23:48:16

You really had to create a topic just to show us your picture collection of men?

iPwner, Hostage, Zumza

Insanity · 2017-02-06 23:53:35

XxAtillaxX wrote:

You really had to create a topic just to show us your picture collection of men?

my picture collection of naked men is even more impressive

Emma333 wrote:

I'd like to add a new point of view to this discussion. I think soccer is superior to football because soccer players are way hotter to look at while playing and all other timesaver. Football players look like inflatable dolls with 10% too much air in them. Soccer players in the other hand have just the perfect bodies. Also soccer clothing is waay sexier, (especially the german national team). Football players look like clowns in their weird clothing.

▼football(nsfw)

vs.

▼soccer

seems like a hard decision

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