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EE Copypastas

Post EE copypastas here!

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1. The copypasta needs to be about EE.
2. If a copypasta was adapted to use EE terminology, include a link to the original version.
3. Offensive and sexual content is not allowed. Censor badwords if they are not detected (e.g. due to emoji).
4. Do not flame users in your copypastas. This rule applies to a lesser extent to EE staff (admins, mods and devs). If you are unsure, please ask the person in question and mention in your post that you have gotten permission.

Not following the rules may result in a forum warning / ban.

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Processor

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Re: EE Copypastas

You don't understand what I've been going through. I've been betrayed, and hurt. This isn't your fault, it's not anyone's fault. When I played EE, it was fun. I didn't expect the troll. It hurt me. The troll destroyed my minis, my my art, my level, my soul. EE, my true love, which I engulfed with great speed, damaged me more than you could ever understand. You don't get it. All these memes and jokes about EE, but I've loved it since I was born. It was perfect. Not the players, not just levels. Just EE. Levels with bots. No one will understand me when I say this, but I have an undying love for EE. And having that troll betray me like that? I don't think I can go through anything like this again. I can feel it, months later, I can feel the burn of betrayal. It hurts. When I was young, I remember the peaceful bliss of filling my worlds with blocks, square and pixel-ey, the perfect art, the perfect minigames. All of my happiness, and bliss, ripped away by just one troll. The pain of this is too much to bear, but I must go on. I must go on.

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Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments … ls/d4hbrmn

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Zoey2070

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Re: EE Copypastas

i'm no stranger to dank memeries so here are my previous copypastas:

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Processor doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Processor is undertaking a systematic effort to change this game, to make EE more like the rest of the internet.

That's why he created Botbits and ee.yonom and Yo!Scroll and gave himself the spring prizes. It is a systematic effort to change Everybody Edits. When I'm owner of Everbody Edits, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made Everybody Edits the greatest game on the internet and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest game in the history of the world.

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Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Norwegianboy doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Norwegianboy is undertaking a systematic effort to change this forums, to make the forums more like the rest of the internet.
That's why he posted this thread and the EEdictionary and other threads and stuff. It is a systematic effort to change ee. When I'm owner of the forums, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made these forums the greatest forum in the internet and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest forum in the history of the world.

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pasta source: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comm … s_fiction/

and a dank meme:

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meme source: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-s-an-o … checks-out

also the "i'm moderator zoey and this is my favorite topic on the forums" in my sig is from mass effect x

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Different55

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Re: EE Copypastas

There's that quote Onjit grabbed from epicstonemason's EE Conservative topic.

Just because you can't comprehend the simple truth you must call me a troll? You must accept what you know is right before you can understand the problems you will face in the future.

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Processor

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Re: EE Copypastas

The famous Vitalijus' rant about unity also deserves a spot on this thread:

Okay that's it. Nou as a owner? Are you kidding me? Unity? Unity?! Why the **** are you doing this with a simple flash game? Better give it to Chris or shut it down but don't do this. I mean Unity, most of **** are made using that crap. Gold Members? I would better sell **** instead of making  **** like this golden smileys, borders, crew faceplates and its all about to pay amount of gems or money a month? **** you **** MrShoe was doing it better than you money sucking bimps. STEAM well thats are some good news, but everyone will be giving bad reviews because of facebook and mario graphics. Well if we are talking about graphics just look at thoose beutiful rpgmaster2000's graphics without many shading not too simple not too hard. And now look at thoose disqusting piece of poop worth toop's smileys. Let's get back to steam I bet that it will be 6.99€ for something we can play for free. bimps this P2W game, goodbye **** that still wants to play this garbage I'm leaving even if I was complaining about leaving I'm actually doing it how hard it is because this was one of my first and favourite games, when I couldn't leave my PC because of it. ou broke it **** I hope you're happy. And you can also don't respond to this post because I'll be banned because of truth. By the way Nou, you money sucking motherbimpsing I hope you are happy I was really willing this game to be good again when NVD became the owner but all my hopes are broken by MrNou.

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Re: EE Copypastas

What the did you just ing say about me, you little ? I’ll have you I graduated top of my in the ed States Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret on Al- , and I have over 300 confirmed s. I am trained in warfare and I’m the top in the entire US armed . You are nothing to me but just another . I will wipe you the out with precision the s of which has never been d before on this , mark my ing words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the net? Think again, . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of across the and your is being traced right now so you better prepare for the , . The that wipes out the thetic little thing you call your . You’re ing , . I can be where, time, and I can you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare s. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ed States Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable off the face of the , you little . If only you could have known what unholy your little “ ” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you damn . I will poop all over you and you will in it. You’re ing , o.

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Anatoly

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Re: EE Copypastas

I don't under stand this topic, what is this about?

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Source[/url]???

Luka504

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Re: EE Copypastas

This is the story of when i started playing EE.
I was spending time in ma Home world innocently, making some houses, minigames, drawing lenny faces etc. like any new playing would.
There was a loud knock on the door, i heard it well with is non-existant smiley ears. But here was a problem. My game was muted....
There were not any other tabs opened so this came as a big shock for me. I was a bit hesitant with opening the door. I eventually decided not to and decided to go to bed.
I had a bit of trouble sleeping beacuse of that, so i stayed awake for about an hour or so.
But i heard it again. I heard the loud knock. But this time, it wasnt on my front door. It was on my bedroom door.
I panicked as i hid underneath the covers, hoping that person didnt see me or knows im in here... I heard the door slowly creek open. My heart was gonna explode of how fast it was pounding. After about a few minuets i heard the door closing, thinking the person left the room. I decided to exit my bed, lock the door and write a report and hoping a staff member comes. But nobody came.
When i locked the door, i turned around and then i saw it. The face of a person watching me with an emotionless stare. I fell to the floor spamming ,,AAAAAAAAAAAAAA,, in the chatbox, hoping someone heard it.
The person stood up with a sword in his hand, saying that my time has come.
As he approached me with a smile of a demon, i screamed trying to open the door, but in panic i forgot that i locked it.
The person stood right next to me, swinging his sword. Fortunately, i remembered the Go To Lobby button. I quickly pressed it and ended up in the lobby. After realizing i was safe, i left EE and tried to think about it. ,,What the hell just happened?,,
I didnt find out what untill a few days later. A smiley was found dead in his Home world, more specifically, in his bed. You can call it coincidence, but i knew his murderer was the same guy who almost killed me....
That smiley, no, that demon, has a pattern. He hides in people's home worlds and when the victim least suspects it, the person stabs them with a sword/axe, sometimes even setting them on fire.
To this day i fear entering the home world and i'm glad i decided to stand up from my bed to lock the door.

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Onjit

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Re: EE Copypastas

There's that quote Onjit grabbed from epicstonemason's EE Conservative topic.

Just because you can't comprehend the simple truth you must call me a troll? You must accept what you know is right before you can understand the problems you will face in the future.

Grade A quote for a Grade A troll

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Re: EE Copypastas

I sexually Identify as a Happy Smiley. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the worlds dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting big spenders. People say to me that a person being a Happy Smiley is Impossible and I’m **** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an eternal smile, Borders and fake eyes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Smileyman” and respect my right to endlessly smile and troll noobs. If you can’t accept me you’re a smileyphobe and need to check your EE privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Onjit

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Re: EE Copypastas

I'm an EE conservative. I hate everything new about EE. I hate coins, keys, secret bricks, invisible blocks, black blocks, crowns, decoration blocks, portals, art-based levels, and illusion levels. I don't know if there are any other EE conservatives out there. EE conservatives must unite against the change that threatens the fun of EE.

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Kirby

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Re: EE Copypastas

Nothing better to say? Kiraninja, all the time you surprise me with your small and insignificant brain, poor mind, no talent, I pity your parents and everyone who have the bad luck of meet you.

Abelysk

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Re: EE Copypastas

hii ^_^ my name is cindy and this is a wold that i made with my frends bobithan and onjit  ^u^

it is about my favrit time of year
SPRIGN!! ^o^

becus i am new here i cant put linsk here -n-
so frend ojnit will do it for me ^u^
^O^ i hope u like my level!!

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Re: EE Copypastas

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! * holds up coin * my name is maxeditor450 but u can call me t3h eD1t0r oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very creative!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet creative ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 create arrow spam minis with my bff nou(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite pasttime!!! bcuz its SOOOO creative!!!! hes creative 2 of course but i want 2 meet more creative ppl like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of builder freinds here so give me lots of favs and woots!!!! STAIRS ARE UNORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein creative again _^ hehe… stairs!!!!! love and cod please, t3h eD1t0r oF d00m

Hostage

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Re: EE Copypastas

Okay that's it. Trump as president? Are you kidding me? A wall? Wall?! Why the **** are you doing this with a simple country thats corrupt enough already? Better give it to Obama or nuke it down but don't do this. I mean A wall, most of communists are made using that crap. Trump fans? I would better sell **** instead of letting them go through the border and its all about to pay for his giant pool shaped like his face? **** you **** Obama was doing it better than you money sucking bimps. EU well thats are some good news, but everyone will be giving us **** because we aren't even in Europe. Well if we are talking about Europe just look at our dumb citizens that think Europe is a country. And now look at thoose Trump supporting piece of poops pretending they know **** about politics. Let's get back to EU I bet that people will protest saying we can just easily nuke Europe or something. bimps this **** country, goodbye **** that still wants to live here I'm leaving even if I was complaining about leaving I'm actually doing it how hard it is because this was one of my first and favourite countries, when I couldn't think of other countries because of it. Trump broke it **** I hope you're happy. And you can also don't respond to this post because I'll be banned because of truth. By the way Trump, you money sucking motherbimpser I hope you are happy I was really willing this country to be great again when Obama became the president but all my hopes are broken by Trump.

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Gamemonger

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Re: EE Copypastas

i'm no stranger to dank memeries so here are my previous copypastas:

ha... you think you can ee??????? lol..... kid you're no stranger to generating massive amount of cringe like frick off the word dank is ruined since you low tier pleb peasants got a hold of it man i'm in a skype call with anonymous right now and as we speak they're tracking you down to your exact location so i can come to your door at 3 am and give you a loud knock. you will walk up your stairs after exiting your bedroom (you live in your basement) and you will open the door. once the door is opened i will bodyslam you like this is WWE and scream at the top of my lungs "GO BACK TO TUMBLR AND WHINE ABOUT YOUR BLOOD TYPE" which will shatter your eardrums. then i will go to your computer (in your basement) and delete all the aids you've generated on memegenerator.net. once this is complete i will then tell everyone on all your social media that you are a heretic to the true internet religion and i will be livestreaming the ceremonial execution on hitbox (im underground, twitch is for losers). how is this going to go down? you watch. i will first pray to satan to guide me and then i will microwave your imac+ 3 laptop (hipster). i will then take the sharpest kitchen knife in a radius of 50 miles and cut it into 4 pieces. then i will force-feed you this imac+ 3 while tying you down to a min-mac 2.50 pippin mattress with some windows 15 rope and then i will find the nearest bathtub and throw you in it and with the imac+ 3 laptop in your stomach still not broken down and then i will drop a toaster (plugged in to a convenient outlet 2 blocks, no one will no it's me) down in there causing the electricity to hit the imac in your stomach and you will explode in ashes because of my amazing master plan kid you better be scared right now you thought you could get ay wa ywith fricking with the toppest dog on this whole i nternet huh well thi nk agai n because oyu sh odld leanr ot respekck t the kingl ord pl ease you imac+ pleb i hope u me et ste eve jobs in heav en you nerd and the cops wil lnot catch me because i wi ll then an hero while the livestream is still going. . your anime chara cterzx canno te save u this time kid i can ppr obably buidl better than u in ee 5 times overrrr.. . yo us hould leanr to respeck the memes thx

see u soon los ser, milhouse is not a meme and get off my everyone ed its no nerds allowd xddddddd fracturd figners is actully a good!!

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Re: EE Copypastas

i'm no stranger to dank memeries so here are my previous copypastas:

ha... you think you can ee??????? lol..... kid you're no stranger to generating massive amount of cringe like frick off the word dank is ruined since you low tier pleb peasants got a hold of it man i'm in a skype call with anonymous right now and as we speak they're tracking you down to your exact location so i can come to your door at 3 am and give you a loud knock. you will walk up your stairs after exiting your bedroom (you live in your basement) and you will open the door. once the door is opened i will bodyslam you like this is WWE and scream at the top of my lungs "GO BACK TO TUMBLR AND WHINE ABOUT YOUR BLOOD TYPE" which will shatter your eardrums. then i will go to your computer (in your basement) and delete all the aids you've generated on memegenerator.net. once this is complete i will then tell everyone on all your social media that you are a heretic to the true internet religion and i will be livestreaming the ceremonial execution on hitbox (im underground, twitch is for losers). how is this going to go down? you watch. i will first pray to satan to guide me and then i will microwave your imac+ 3 laptop (hipster). i will then take the sharpest kitchen knife in a radius of 50 miles and cut it into 4 pieces. then i will force-feed you this imac+ 3 while tying you down to a min-mac 2.50 pippin mattress with some windows 15 rope and then i will find the nearest bathtub and throw you in it and with the imac+ 3 laptop in your stomach still not broken down and then i will drop a toaster (plugged in to a convenient outlet 2 blocks, no one will no it's me) down in there causing the electricity to hit the imac in your stomach and you will explode in ashes because of my amazing master plan kid you better be scared right now you thought you could get ay wa ywith fricking with the toppest dog on this whole i nternet huh well thi nk agai n because oyu sh odld leanr ot respekck t the kingl ord pl ease you imac+ pleb i hope u me et ste eve jobs in heav en you nerd and the cops wil lnot catch me because i wi ll then an hero while the livestream is still going. . your anime chara cterzx canno te save u this time kid i can ppr obably buidl better than u in ee 5 times overrrr.. . yo us hould leanr to respeck the memes thx

see u soon los ser, milhouse is not a meme and get off my everyone ed its no nerds allowd xddddddd fracturd figners is actully a good!!

im out of woots so ll just say LMAO

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Re: EE Copypastas

<snip (violates rule 4 of this thread)>

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Evilbunny

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Re: EE Copypastas

“I’m Niels van Dijk, and this is my flash game. I work here with my old Nou and my son, Benje00. Everything in here has a bug and a function. One thing I’ve learned after 1.5 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that lobby.”

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Re: EE Copypastas

What the **** did you just **** say about me, you little ****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the mod academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the idiots that still play this game, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in killing fun and I’m the top **** remover on the entire EE mod team. You are nothing to me but just another board warning. I will wipe you the **** out with abuse the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my **** words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of botnets across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re **** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare fingers. Not only am I extensively trained in mod abuse, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Processor's botnet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable **** off the face of the internet, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your **** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re **** dead, kiddo.

N1KF

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Re: EE Copypastas

I'm making a really big one. Prepare yourselves.

SirJosh3917

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Re: EE Copypastas

using System;using PlayerIOClient;namespace cOd11_1{class cod111111111111111{static void main(Connection nub;public static string args[]){Client fgt=PlayerIO.Login("[email protected]","nub");nub=fgt.Join("PWOmega");nub.OnMessage+=x;nub.Send("init");)}static void x(object cod, Message is){if(is.Type=="init"){nub.Send("init2");}}}}

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Kaleb

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Re: EE Copypastas

EE in off-topic
Aw snap yeah

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Re: EE Copypastas

No, and if you guys want a serious comment, you have to back up your gossip with actual proof of it, but for now let me tell you that I've upwooted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. Master1 is a moderator who graduated from moderator academy. At the age of 15, I understand moderation better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding chatbans. He's not particularly successful as a moderator, but I've met lots of other moderators who aren't as good as me at moderating, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at programming. I don't have a degree, and other than moderator-only commands I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of programming than any actual programmer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented temp bans before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing Yo!Scroll (my first idea being to shift the map by one block on each tick; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every level idea I've come across. Every game mechanism which I've seen in levels by Whatter or EXCrew or FloddyFosh or anyone else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Level making has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a map making course by nou just to see how easy it is. Bots, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike general programming, there's no aspect of bot making which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can remake even the most complex bots by Cyph1e. I'm a good enough map maker that I'm creating a world and so far everybody who's played any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect it to be part of a campaign. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to find echo playing EE tomorrow, I would be against banning him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting chat freely. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of smiley whatsoever (short of actually wearing Bruce, Cow, or other smileys which have a harmful effect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of aura they use, or aura color they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Jawapa is a <snip>, deserving of zero respect from me, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken an unfair ban without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped banning after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person banning me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take bans has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any need for psychiatric hospitalizing after a ban, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after a permaban. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. I treat summergirls with the same outlook I treat fanboys and I think that the gender specific smileys should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of EE roleplays continue operating the same way of their own accord. I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the EE IRC community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. And, uh, I'm a pretty good administrator. All that, and I think your behaviour in this thread was totally stupid. So what do you think, Wicked_woman, now that you at least slightly know me?

source: x

Pingohits

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Re: EE Copypastas

No, and if you guys want a serious comment, you have to back up your gossip with actual proof of it, but for now let me tell you that I've upwooted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. Master1 is a moderator who graduated from moderator academy. At the age of 15, I understand moderation better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding chatbans. He's not particularly successful as a moderator, but I've met lots of other moderators who aren't as good as me at moderating, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at programming. I don't have a degree, and other than moderator-only commands I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of programming than any actual programmer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented temp bans before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing Yo!Scroll (my first idea being to shift the map by one block on each tick; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every level idea I've come across. Every game mechanism which I've seen in levels by Whatter or EXCrew or FloddyFosh or anyone else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Level making has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a map making course by nou just to see how easy it is. Bots, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike general programming, there's no aspect of bot making which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can remake even the most complex bots by Cyph1e. I'm a good enough map maker that I'm creating a world and so far everybody who's played any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect it to be part of a campaign. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to find echo playing EE tomorrow, I would be against banning him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting chat freely. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of smiley whatsoever (short of actually wearing Bruce, Cow, or other smileys which have a harmful effect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of aura they use, or aura color they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Jawapa is a <snip>, deserving of zero respect from me, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken an unfair ban without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped banning after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person banning me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take bans has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any need for psychiatric hospitalizing after a ban, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after a permaban. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. I treat summergirls with the same outlook I treat fanboys and I think that the gender specific smileys should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of EE roleplays continue operating the same way of their own accord. I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the EE IRC community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. And, uh, I'm a pretty good administrator. All that, and I think your behaviour in this thread was totally stupid. So what do you think, Wicked_woman, now that you at least slightly know me?

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