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#826 2016-05-24 21:45:43

HomerJC170
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

I ate Noob 894


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#827 2016-05-25 00:39:59

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

n00b 895 tried to get a hot girl but she rejected him so he hung himself


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#828 2016-05-25 02:00:57

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

N00b 896 was hijacked by gorillas and died in an attempt to eat banana


Away.

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#829 2016-05-25 18:54:54

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

The 897 was shot down.


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#830 2016-05-25 21:23:54

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

898th Newblet became george pig.


tfw wen u made another account just because you forgot your pass

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#831 2016-05-25 23:30:31, last edited by Raphe9000 (2016-05-25 23:31:02)

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

-5th n00b became immortal......

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#832 2016-05-25 23:41:53

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

The 900th noob died of hundredness.

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#833 2016-05-25 23:54:34

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

901st noob thought that molotov cocktail is for drinking


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#834 2016-05-26 00:46:07

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

The 902nd n00b realized that there was only 99 n00bs left and killed himself.

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#835 2016-05-26 02:51:10

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

As the 903rd noob noticed how many noobs had died, he tried to start a rebellion against the the war with noobs and "pros". He became a tutor for the rest of the remaining noobs, helping them be less oblivious of how easily they can die. He saw the fiery wasteland that had been becoming of the war, and tried to make a change. He was assassinated before his messaged got across to all the noobs, however.

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#836 2016-05-26 03:45:17

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

1001st n00b died from being a rebel

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#837 2016-05-26 19:51:12

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

^ignore

904th noob was killed by spikes.


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#838 2016-05-26 20:33:42

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

905th and 906th noobs were struck by thunder.

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#839 2016-05-27 11:01:42

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

907th n00b was making a potion when it's hair touched the potion and completely frozed to death.


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#840 2016-05-27 13:39:02

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

908th noob sacrificed himself because he followed the path of the very 1st noob and decided that only by sacrificing himself will he obtain eternal freedom and free himself from all the problems and pains of this mortal world


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#841 2016-05-27 17:16:25

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

909th noob was kicked by the mod.


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#842 2016-05-27 17:53:01

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

910th n00b went play Minecraft

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#843 2016-05-27 19:39:17

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

911th noob prank called the police.

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#844 2016-05-29 17:27:38

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

912th noob died because I punched it so hard.


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#845 2016-06-01 19:12:51

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

913th n00b was in 9/11


tfw wen u made another account just because you forgot your pass

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#846 2016-06-01 21:27:35

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

914th n00b knew that 913th was the pilot and tried to assassinate him during the flight but got stuck in a jet engine


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#847 2016-06-01 23:22:52

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

915th made The 915th Annivesary Device and forgot to read the manual and killed by device, which fell from a cliff.


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#848 2016-06-05 15:52:07

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

916th noob realised he was so close to 1000 that he went above it
*dun dun dun duunn*


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#849 2016-06-05 17:53:27, last edited by AlphaJon (2016-06-05 17:56:01)

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

This is the story of someone named XxPussySlayer917xX. 917 Because all numbers from 1 to 916 were taken by other noobs.

XxPussySlayer917xX was playing his usual games, but one day, he was bored. That day, he searched for new "C00L G4M35" on the internet.
He found "Everybody edits", or as he would call it, "dat minecraft copy were u can destroy ppls stuf with 1234 code".
After some time, he was tired of that username he typed randomly, "cuz i didnt now it was ur name evry1 can c".
He begged the forums for gems, with no success, so he went to his mom, and asked her to buy him 50gems, and so his mom got him 50gems. He then bought a name change, and called himself, as usual, "XxPussySlayer917xX".
As a consequence, the Everybody Edits servers were shut down until his account was deleted, then a nuke fell from orbit on his house, and he died. As he dies, he hears a voice. That voice tells him "The 917th noob has been destroyed".
Moral of the story: Don't name yourself XxPussySlayer917xX, or suffer the consequences.

THE END.

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#850 2016-06-06 13:36:46

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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!

918th noobs says "i like trains" then gets hit by a train. Then a random voice says "1UP - 918 noob has been 'trained' (no pun intended)"


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