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n00b 895 tried to get a hot girl but she rejected him so he hung himself
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N00b 896 was hijacked by gorillas and died in an attempt to eat banana
Away.
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The 897 was shot down.
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898th Newblet became george pig.
tfw wen u made another account just because you forgot your pass
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-5th n00b became immortal......
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The 902nd n00b realized that there was only 99 n00bs left and killed himself.
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As the 903rd noob noticed how many noobs had died, he tried to start a rebellion against the the war with noobs and "pros". He became a tutor for the rest of the remaining noobs, helping them be less oblivious of how easily they can die. He saw the fiery wasteland that had been becoming of the war, and tried to make a change. He was assassinated before his messaged got across to all the noobs, however.
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1001st n00b died from being a rebel
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904th noob was killed by spikes.
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908th noob sacrificed himself because he followed the path of the very 1st noob and decided that only by sacrificing himself will he obtain eternal freedom and free himself from all the problems and pains of this mortal world
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909th noob was kicked by the mod.
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910th n00b went play Minecraft
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912th noob died because I punched it so hard.
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913th n00b was in 9/11
tfw wen u made another account just because you forgot your pass
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915th made The 915th Annivesary Device and forgot to read the manual and killed by device, which fell from a cliff.
That was the most stupidest thing I have seen -prodigy5996
ROAD TO 1000 POSTS:
600---700---800---900---1000
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916th noob realised he was so close to 1000 that he went above it
*dun dun dun duunn*
Made by HG (and avatar)
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This is the story of someone named XxPussySlayer917xX. 917 Because all numbers from 1 to 916 were taken by other noobs.
XxPussySlayer917xX was playing his usual games, but one day, he was bored. That day, he searched for new "C00L G4M35" on the internet.
He found "Everybody edits", or as he would call it, "dat minecraft copy were u can destroy ppls stuf with 1234 code".
After some time, he was tired of that username he typed randomly, "cuz i didnt now it was ur name evry1 can c".
He begged the forums for gems, with no success, so he went to his mom, and asked her to buy him 50gems, and so his mom got him 50gems. He then bought a name change, and called himself, as usual, "XxPussySlayer917xX".
As a consequence, the Everybody Edits servers were shut down until his account was deleted, then a nuke fell from orbit on his house, and he died. As he dies, he hears a voice. That voice tells him "The 917th noob has been destroyed".
Moral of the story: Don't name yourself XxPussySlayer917xX, or suffer the consequences.
THE END.
EDIT: 666th post. Hail Satan!
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