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Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
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Once I choked on a seaweed.
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Once someone choked me with seaweed
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Once seaweed choked somebody and I sat there and watched
thanks zoey aaaaaaaaaaaand thanks latif for the avatar
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Once I was choked by a guy who was watching a guy get choked by a guy with seaweed.
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Once I choked someone with seaweed.
Now I have to introduce myself to everyone in the neighborhood, for some reason.
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
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once i choked someone who was choking someone with seaweed
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once i seaweed
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I almost got mugged by two guys with a knife while I was alone at the skatepark. I grabbed my board then ran. They got in their car and chased me and tried to run me over while I was on the sidewalk. THey crashed and got arrested.
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I almost got mugged by two guys with a knife while I was alone at the skatepark. I grabbed my board then ran. They got in their car and chased me and tried to run me over while I was on the sidewalk. THey crashed and got arrested.
woah woah woah that happened to me except i actually got hit by the car
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Most recently:
- Car Accident( I wasn't hit obviously but the second person most probably died)
- Elevator Accident(I visited a salt mine. After a week the elevator string broke. Luckily everybody survived with minimum injuries)
- Train Accident(Hopefully I missed the train. The train have derailed)
- Ball Accident(Again the second person got in coma and died)
- Fever(Doctors considered that I'm perfectly healthy and I should go home, that "I only waste their time". My colleague insisted at least to check my temperature. I had 40 degrees Celsius.)
Im not sure if I'm unlucky or I am lucky, after all I survived.
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Wow the FDA really needs to ban seaweed...
i drank water
ZOEY DOESNT ACCEPT ANYTHING
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I almost drowned in water D:
I also saw something that said... nvm but all I know is that fish smoke seaweed :3
but to humans ... humans just choke on it
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I doubt it was near death but I got pushed into a tree stump once and my head got split open so I had to get stitches and now I have a permanent scar on my eyebrow
almost feel from stairs ;-;
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seaweed seaweeded me
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^Pretty sure most of those seaweed things are just trolls, but I actually have choked on food twice. It wasn't choking like "lol I'm still coughing." It was to the point to where I legit couldn't breathe at all. It's one of the scariest feelings I've ever experienced. Somehow I managed to get it unstuck by trying to force air out rather than attempting to breathe in.
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^Pretty sure most of those seaweed things are just trolls, but I actually have choked on food twice. It wasn't choking like "lol I'm still coughing." It was to the point to where I legit couldn't breathe at all. It's one of the scariest feelings I've ever experienced. Somehow I managed to get it unstuck by trying to force air out rather than attempting to breathe in.
I choked on spaghetti once. I swallowed a noodle whole (it was pretty long) and it got stuck in my throat, I had to pull it out with my hands, it felt very weird coming back up ._.
I almost drowned three times.
1) At one of my uncle's pools, my brother was on an inflatable and I was under the water, I couldn't get out so I was stuck
2) In Florida, I couldn't get out from the deep end and nobody would help me but I eventually got out
3) At a lake, the water was higher than usual, my brother and I thought we were on a rock path, but we somehow got off of the path and the current took us to the deeper part and it was hard getting back
thanks zoey aaaaaaaaaaaand thanks latif for the avatar
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Ok so
1. I almost drowned
2. I was choking on food and I needed air badly and water :3
3. I "hugged" a pole
4. Somebody rammed me on concrete sidewalk and I fell backwards which I thought I was going to get a concussion ._.
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When I watched minecraft videos.
EDIT: Actually I barely got near death, except when I got to the point I had no feet in the sea, but I could easily swim back.
This is a false statement.
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I almost got kidnapped by robbers. I was walking home at night and two robbers dressed in black crossed the street in front of me, literally right in front of me. If I had walked home earlier, I would've been in the way of those robbers... Who knows what they could've done with me.
I almost drowned in a public pool after "accidentally" going into the 5 meters-deep area when I was only 8. Luckily I had some kind of pool toy to hold on, but I would've 100% died if some random woman wasn't right there to save me.
Either way I still just can't learn to swim to this day. Every time I try to put my head underwater I instantly freak out and back off, and oh God don't even talk about floating on water or I'll panic.
Also, I had a car accident when I was on a highway to another state. It was raining heavily, the car suddenly spinned like 2000º degrees and just crashed into a curb. If it spinned into the opposite side of the road though it'd fall down into a jesus-knows-how-tall hill and well I'd be crushed in 2 secs.
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Most recently:
- Car Accident( I wasn't hit obviously but the second person most probably died)
- Elevator Accident(I visited a salt mine. After a week the elevator string broke. Luckily everybody survived with minimum injuries)
- Train Accident(Hopefully I missed the train. The train have derailed)
- Ball Accident(Again the second person got in coma and died)
- Fever(Doctors considered that I'm perfectly healthy and I should go home, that "I only waste their time". My colleague insisted at least to check my temperature. I had 40 degrees Celsius.)Im not sure if I'm unlucky or I am lucky, after all I survived.
God wants you dead.
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
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