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Insanity

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Near Death Experiences?

share them you noobs

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Anch

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Once I choked on a seaweed.

Kirby

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Once someone choked me with seaweed

Xfrogman43

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From: need to find a new home

Joined: 2015-02-15

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Once seaweed choked somebody and I sat there and watched

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ILoveBaconYUM

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Joined: 2015-02-16

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Once I was choked by a guy who was watching a guy get choked by a guy with seaweed.

Terrasher

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From: Inside The Wall

Joined: 2015-02-15

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Once I choked someone with seaweed.

Now I have to introduce myself to everyone in the neighborhood, for some reason.

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Schlog

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Joined: 2015-07-21

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

once i choked someone who was choking someone with seaweed

Pingohits

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

once i seaweed

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STD

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From: Binary by 0 and 1

Joined: 2015-08-19

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I almost got mugged by two guys with a knife while I was alone at the skatepark. I grabbed my board then ran. They got in their car and chased me and tried to run me over while I was on the sidewalk. THey crashed and got arrested.

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The Party Animal

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Joined: 2015-07-10

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I almost got mugged by two guys with a knife while I was alone at the skatepark. I grabbed my board then ran. They got in their car and chased me and tried to run me over while I was on the sidewalk. THey crashed and got arrested.

woah woah woah that happened to me except i actually got hit by the car

Zumza

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Joined: 2015-02-17

Posts: 4,656

Re: Near Death Experiences?

Most recently:
- Car Accident( I wasn't hit obviously but the second person most probably died)
- Elevator Accident(I visited a salt mine. After a week the elevator string broke. Luckily everybody survived with minimum injuries)
- Train Accident(Hopefully I missed the train. The train have derailed)
- Ball Accident(Again the second person got in coma and died)
- Fever(Doctors considered that I'm perfectly healthy and I should go home, that "I only waste their time". My colleague insisted at least to check my temperature. I had 40 degrees Celsius.)

Im not sure if I'm unlucky or I am lucky, after all I survived.

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Abelysk

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Wow the FDA really needs to ban seaweed...

Muftwin

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Joined: 2015-02-27

Posts: 535

Re: Near Death Experiences?

i drank water

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Prodigy

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From: The United States of America

Joined: 2015-07-15

Posts: 2,613

Re: Near Death Experiences?

I almost drowned in water D:
I also saw something that said... nvm but all I know is that fish smoke seaweed :3
but to humans ... humans just choke on it

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Anak

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I doubt it was near death but I got pushed into a tree stump once and my head got split open so I had to get stitches and now I have a permanent scar on my eyebrow

Weirdoverse

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

almost feel from stairs ;-;

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Bimps

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

seaweed seaweeded me

Master1

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

^Pretty sure most of those seaweed things are just trolls, but I actually have choked on food twice. It wasn't choking like "lol I'm still coughing." It was to the point to where I legit couldn't breathe at all. It's one of the scariest feelings I've ever experienced. Somehow I managed to get it unstuck by trying to force air out rather than attempting to breathe in.

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Xfrogman43

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

^Pretty sure most of those seaweed things are just trolls, but I actually have choked on food twice. It wasn't choking like "lol I'm still coughing." It was to the point to where I legit couldn't breathe at all. It's one of the scariest feelings I've ever experienced. Somehow I managed to get it unstuck by trying to force air out rather than attempting to breathe in.

I choked on spaghetti once. I swallowed a noodle whole (it was pretty long) and it got stuck in my throat, I had to pull it out with my hands, it felt very weird coming back up ._.

I almost drowned three times.
1) At one of my uncle's pools, my brother was on an inflatable and I was under the water, I couldn't get out so I was stuck
2) In Florida, I couldn't get out from the deep end and nobody would help me but I eventually got out
3) At a lake, the water was higher than usual, my brother and I thought we were on a rock path, but we somehow got off of the path and the current took us to the deeper part and it was hard getting back

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Prodigy

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Ok so
1. I almost drowned
2. I was choking on food and I needed air badly and water :3
3. I "hugged" a pole
4. Somebody rammed me on concrete sidewalk and I fell backwards which I thought I was going to get a concussion ._.

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Creature

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From: The Dark Web

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,658

Re: Near Death Experiences?

When I watched minecraft videos.

EDIT: Actually I barely got near death, except when I got to the point I had no feet in the sea, but I could easily swim back.

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Abelysk

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I almost got kidnapped by robbers. I was walking home at night and two robbers dressed in black crossed the street in front of me, literally right in front of me. If I had walked home earlier, I would've been in the way of those robbers... Who knows what they could've done with me.

Hexagon

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I almost touched the fire block after jumping from like 100 blocks high

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0176

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

I almost drowned in a public pool after "accidentally" going into the 5 meters-deep area when I was only 8. Luckily I had some kind of pool toy to hold on, but I would've 100% died if some random woman wasn't right there to save me.
Either way I still just can't learn to swim to this day. Every time I try to put my head underwater I instantly freak out and back off, and oh God don't even talk about floating on water or I'll panic.

Also, I had a car accident when I was on a highway to another state. It was raining heavily, the car suddenly spinned like 2000º degrees and just crashed into a curb. If it spinned into the opposite side of the road though it'd fall down into a jesus-knows-how-tall hill and well I'd be crushed in 2 secs.

Terrasher

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From: Inside The Wall

Joined: 2015-02-15

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Re: Near Death Experiences?

Most recently:
- Car Accident( I wasn't hit obviously but the second person most probably died)
- Elevator Accident(I visited a salt mine. After a week the elevator string broke. Luckily everybody survived with minimum injuries)
- Train Accident(Hopefully I missed the train. The train have derailed)
- Ball Accident(Again the second person got in coma and died)
- Fever(Doctors considered that I'm perfectly healthy and I should go home, that "I only waste their time". My colleague insisted at least to check my temperature. I had 40 degrees Celsius.)

Im not sure if I'm unlucky or I am lucky, after all I survived.

God wants you dead.

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Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

Song over, back to field. Putin is great!