Most Woots on Topic

Ratburntro44 · 2015-09-22 19:22:30

Different55 wrote:

some man wrote:
can you update the list again?
or maybe just make a "statistics" page that updates itself like in the failed fail forums
Because sifting through 520,000 posts and sorting them by woots (which need to be calculated for each post instead of simply looked up) is intensive. It takes up a whole 2 seconds to run all the queries. Barely even noticeable when I run it every few weeks. Still barely noticeable if it was only a few times a day for the curious people of the forums. However, making a slow page like that public would make it a huge target for anyone wanting to DoS attack us. It'd be basically a huge public "make server slow down" button.

i thought you were supposed to be a master h4x0r, there are like a bajillion ways you could do it other than running that whole thing each time

Different55 · 2015-09-22 21:34:03

Ratburntro44 wrote:

Different55 wrote:
some man wrote:
can you update the list again?
or maybe just make a "statistics" page that updates itself like in the failed fail forums
Because sifting through 520,000 posts and sorting them by woots (which need to be calculated for each post instead of simply looked up) is intensive. It takes up a whole 2 seconds to run all the queries. Barely even noticeable when I run it every few weeks. Still barely noticeable if it was only a few times a day for the curious people of the forums. However, making a slow page like that public would make it a huge target for anyone wanting to DoS attack us. It'd be basically a huge public "make server slow down" button.
i thought you were supposed to be a master h4x0r, there are like a bajillion ways you could do it other than running that whole thing each time

Shush you I'm trying to make excuses here.

Hexagon

hummerz5 · 2015-09-22 22:25:48

Alternatively, we could just massively share a program like torrenting where everyone crawls every post on every topic on every forum

and count all the woots ever

I'm sure that would have no negative consequences

Pingohits, Anch

Michele · 2015-09-23 18:31:16

I TOLD YOU GUYS

YOU MUST WOOT ME (YES REALLY, IT'S REAL YOU MUST DO IT)

OR I WILL KILL YOU (JOKE)

"I WILL KILL YOU" is a joke, duh.

skullz17 · 2015-09-23 19:05:09

AntonioS300 wrote:

I TOLD YOU GUYS
YOU MUST WOOT ME (YES REALLY, IT'S REAL YOU MUST DO IT)
OR I WILL KILL YOU (JOKE)
"I WILL KILL YOU" is a joke, duh.

please leave

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Onjit · 2015-10-15 01:39:21

Update list please, it's been a while

AmdS, Era

hummerz5 · 2015-10-15 03:00:57

Create list serving system, please; punctuation is key.

But srs tho, less nagging from nubz.

Pingohits · 2015-10-18 02:22:03

you should update the list again

Firecrackericebreak, Xfrogman43

Firecrackericebreak · 2015-10-30 01:52:34

still waiting for that update

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Onjit · 2015-11-10 12:16:44

Yo diff

update list

like

don't even bother with some automatic system

it takes like 2 seconds to do it manually

and we only ask every like 2 weeks

just update list

there's been a bunch of wooted posts

like

not to the level of the custom tab

but

still

update list

hummerz5 · 2015-11-10 14:23:51

Onjit wrote:

Yo diff
update list
like
don't even bother with some automatic system
it takes like 2 seconds to do it manually
and we only ask every like 2 weeks
just update list
there's been a bunch of wooted posts
like
not to the level of the custom tab
but
still
update list

shhh don't spoil the dynamic system
it's much better than
this topic

Different55 · 2015-11-10 16:33:55

Will not post update.

Will post dynamic stats page.

Someday.

When half life 3 comes out

Stubby

Different55 · 2015-11-15 15:55:57

Here I made this for you guys.
It's very much a work in progress, so more things will be added and bugs will be fixed. As it is, the stats update roughly once every 24 hours.

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hummerz5 · 2015-11-15 15:59:06

yasssssssss
also, "show more" ftw

edit: also, my #1 goal with 'show more' was to scroll until the very bottom, where my name would surely be.
but the records go to 100.

but, nice links

Different55 · 2015-11-15 16:10:10

It now goes up to 1000. I mean the bottom one doesn't, because it's only based on the top list, but it could potentally go up to 1000 now.

hummerz5

Pingohits · 2015-11-15 16:13:54

holy crap what the hell

Different55 · 2015-11-15 16:39:18

Pingohits wrote:

holy crap what the hell

TYL you own 45 of the top 1000 most wooted posts.

hummerz5 · 2015-11-15 18:49:11

Different55 wrote:

Pingohits wrote:
holy crap what the hell
TYL you own 45 of the top 1000 most wooted posts.

TIL I have 1 of the top 1000 most wooted posts.

Freckleface · 2015-11-15 19:01:59

I kept on clicking but it went back to the start.

Different55 · 2015-11-15 20:52:09

Freckleface wrote:

I kept on clicking but it went back to the start.

Well you can't really get more vague than that.

You haven't told me what you're clicking or what "it" is.

hummerz5 · 2015-11-16 02:51:16

I'm guessing, each time he hit "Show more" the page would scroll all the way back to the top

3d1t: some ajax would alleviate that, and save some bandwidth if someone kept clicking all the way up to 1000, instead of using some GET knowledge.

Different55 · 2015-11-16 03:16:50

hummerz5 wrote:

I'm guessing, each time he hit "Show more" the page would scroll all the way back to the top
3d1t: some ajax would alleviate that, and save some bandwidth if someone kept clicking all the way up to 1000, instead of using some GET knowledge.

With my skill level in JavaScript I'd probably just go with hiding all 1000 results and having JavaScript gradually reveal them. Although learning new things is always great.

hummerz5 · 2015-11-16 03:57:01

In this situation, that method is more efficient for dropping the subsequent request headers 'n stuff (I think)

At the same time, not everyone will want 1000. I guess it just depends on how many people use it, how important bandwidth is, what the color of the sky is, etc.

Kaleb

Creature · 2015-11-16 15:37:21

TIP:

Pingohits

Different55 · 2015-11-16 15:57:16

Creature wrote:

TIP:

Change it to any number you like. It'll take any number but the max is 1000 because it only has 1000 to give you at most.

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