Fortunately, Unfortunately

cooldude76 · 2015-07-17 02:02:44

Fortunately, he stole a baby from a random other family.

LineWaver · 2015-07-17 04:26:55

Unfortunately, like I said, he was immortal, so he outlives the baby.

Kirby · 2015-07-17 04:57:41

Fortunately, he found someone else who is immortal

Hostage · 2015-07-17 10:57:32

Unforunately,the immortality pill only lasted 4 minutes.

2015-07-17 13:13:48

Fortunately he discovered another pill which gave infinite immortality and gained immortality.

cooldude76 · 2015-07-17 17:16:43

Unfortunately he began outliving again and no one can fix it and everyone else died.
THE END

some woman · 2015-07-17 18:07:21

Fortunately THE END IS NEVER

cooldude76 · 2015-07-17 18:27:49

Unfortunately it finally wore off and he died with everyone else.
THE END!

some woman · 2015-07-17 22:26:01

Fortunately THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER

cooldude76 · 2015-07-18 03:04:56

Unforunately that's a double negative.

some woman · 2015-07-18 03:57:45

Fortunately, the narrator got sick of repeating it over and over and left Stanley to create his own adventure

ParadoxInTheVoid · 2015-07-18 04:45:01

Unfortunately, Stanley died without the guidance of the narrator.

some woman · 2015-07-18 04:52:44

Fortunately he came back to life as a zombie.

Hostage · 2015-07-18 09:16:13

Unfortunately he was allergic to cholesterol so he couldn't eat brains.
Then he died of hunger.

Era · 2015-07-18 09:44:11

Fortunately a scientist managed to clone him with the dna of his remains.

Minimania · 2015-07-18 10:52:59

Unfortunately his only remains were the feces found in the lab that night. He turned out looking like crap.

cooldude76 · 2015-07-18 13:24:32

Fortunately it smelled like roses.
(don't ask why, he just uses perfume on his poop)

soulrunner · 2015-07-18 13:40:02

Unfortunately, the roses has manure on them.

cooldude76 · 2015-07-18 13:42:07

soulrunner wrote:

Unfortunately, the roses has manure on them.

cooldude76 wrote:

Fortunately it smelled like roses.
(don't ask why, he just uses perfume on his poop)

some woman · 2015-07-18 16:57:59

Unfortunately it collapsed very quickly.

drunkbnu · 2015-07-18 21:59:13

Fortunately it stopped collapsing

some woman · 2015-07-18 23:10:18

Unfortunately, it wasn't actually alive.

Hostage · 2015-07-19 10:33:42

Fortunately,he turned into zlatan.
nothing can stop zlatan ibrahimovic

daneeko · 2015-07-19 14:13:11

unfortunately, he said "where am i" and disappeared

blizzard · 2015-07-19 17:56:06

Fortunately, he reappeared a millennium later

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