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You're in a prison with Justin Bieber, Osama Bin Laden, and Adolf Hitler.
You have a loaeded revolver with only 2 bullets.
If you killer two people you spend 12 months with the person remaining.
If you kill one person, you spend 8 months with the 2 ppl remaining.
If you dont kill anyone, you spend 6 months with all 3.
What would you do?
I'd probably shoot Justin bieber twice and call it a day.
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I would shoot Osama.
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I will tell justin barber to sing.
Other two will be dead after listening to his song.
Then i will kill him.
Then i will call it a night.
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Eh... Justin Bieber is just our current typical "pretty boy" marketed for teens, if he didn't exist there would be someone else like him. I despise JB but I don't see the point of the whole hate movement propagated by 13-year-olds in the internet against him if someone will take his "teen idol" spot in the future anyway, but I guess it's all just for fun I guess.
Adolf Hitler? If you kill him it will create a time paradox that may end up in the universe imploding when he's born in the 1800s or something, and the Nazi party existed even without that bastard, so I'd let him pass.
Osama bin Laden? Well either I kill him or I spend some happy fun time with the 3 of them so then I'd curbstomp him to death.
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I'd make time machine then kill Hitler before he could try to dominate the world, go back to my own time with a machine gun, kill Justin Beiber, break out of prison and go to Australia
Edit: Yes, I know it probably breaks the rules.
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You're in a prison with Justin Bieber, Osama Bin Laden, and Adolf Hitler.
You have a loaeded revolver with only 2 bullets.
If you killer two people you spend 12 months with the person remaining.
If you kill one person, you spend 8 months with the 2 ppl remaining.
If you dont kill anyone, you spend 6 months with all 3.
What would you do?
I'd probably shoot Justin bieber twice and call it a day.
I don't kill anybody assuming that in the cell is Osama Bin Laden, and Adolf Hitler dead body.
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Solution: Shoot myself.
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Line them up for the collateral. Triple kill ezpz.
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suicide, don't have to spend time with any of them.
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i shoot duck
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I will tell justin barber to sing.
Other two will be dead after listening to his song.
Then i will kill him.
Then i will call it a night.
that would kill you too though
i would put earmuffs and use justin bieber's singing to kill the others.
then i would shoot justin bieber.
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shoot beiber and osama
chill out with hitler while invading poland
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Shoot Justin twice and reminisce with Osama and Adolf.
Jk, jk I wouldn't shoot any of them, just keep the weapon and the bullets for later menaces and services.
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
Song over, back to field. Putin is great!
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Kill no one because killing is bad (Wouldn't that make us just as bad as Hitler and Osama?) :/
I'd save them for if one of them attacked me and I'd shoot them in a non-vital spot
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Shoot Osama. Granted, if you aimed right, you could hope to do severe enough damage to two (with one bullet) or all three (with two bullets) of them, but given a one-fatal-shot-per-bullet restriction, I'd go Osama.
I really don't have much against Osama personally, but given the "Osama hates Americans and would try to kill you" idea I'm supposed to have, it's really self defense. I don't have an issue with JB other than the fact that he's a grade-A jerk, and Hitler would really have no problem with me seeing as I'm more or less the model Aryan.
Plus, Hitler's already in Prison. Who's to say they won't keep him under close watch when he gets out? He's not trying anything any time soon.
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Shoot Adolf and Osama, bash JB with the gun itself.
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"If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
-Michael Scott
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I would just talk to the two historical figures and see what their thoughts on everything are. If they tried to harm me, I would use my gun in self-defense. I don't like Justin B. but if we're both in the same boat, it could lead me to understand a little more about him.
I'll just use the whole thing as a learning experience. If I decide that I've had enough torture, I will shoot myself.
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What did I do to deserve to go to prison?
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I would shot Justin Bieber and then ally with Adolf and Osama to destroy America and Brazil.
This is a false statement.
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Who am I kidding, I don't kill Justin, I torture him. The other guys, they're most likely in for a life sentence, so why make it worse?
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Hmmmmmm if you do anything bad to your cellmates you get sent to another secure cell with only window and i get to be alone i will shoot justin beaver
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Its a upper view
Red block=Adolf Hitler
Yellow block=Osama Binladen
Purple block-Justin Bieber
Castle decoration=GunDepending on the gun, i shoot all them and theres one bullet to escape the prision
You're not MacGyver, you can't escape a prison complex with just a bullet.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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