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#1 2015-03-24 22:33:51, last edited by Veyron (2015-03-24 22:49:20)

Veyron
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Magic is love, magic is life

I was only nine years old.
I loved magic so much.
I had all the smileys and blocks.
I pray to magic every night, thanking him for the prizes I've been given.
Magic is love, I say, magic is life.
Processor overhears me and calls me a toaster.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for magic.
I called him a microwave.
He /kicked me and told me to quit life.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, and its really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's magic.
I'm so happy.
It whispers in to ear, "It's time,".
It grabs me with its powerful tempation and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my hotbar for magic.
He penetrates my energy.
It hurts so much, but I'll do it for magic.
I can feel my smiley ripping as my eyes start to water.
I push against its force.
I want to please magic.
It sounds a mighty roar as he fills my account with energy.
JaWapa, TOOP, and NVD all walk in.
Magic looks them straight in the eye and says,"Its all exploited now".
Magic leaves through my window.
Magic is love I say, magic is life.

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#2 2015-03-24 22:35:01

Pingohits
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Posts: 7,591

Re: Magic is love, magic is life

Veyron wrote:

I was only 9 years old.
I loved magic so much, I had all the smileys and blocks.
I pray to magic every night before bed thanking him for the prizes I've been given.
Magic is love I say, magic is life.
Processor overhears me and calls me a toaster.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for magic.
I called him a microwave.
He kicks me and tells me to GTFO.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and its really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
Its magic.
I am so happy.
It whispers in to ear "+30 energy".
It grabs me with its powerful coins and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my block hotbar for magic.
He penetrates my energy balance.
It hurts so much but I do it for magic.
I can feel my smiley tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against its force.
I want to please magic.
It sounds a mighty roar as he fills my account with energy.
JaWapa dad walks in.
Magic looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all exploited now".
Magic leaves through my window.
Magic is love I say, magic is life.

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#3 2015-03-24 22:35:18

Anch
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

Veyron wrote:

Processor overhears me and calls me a toaster.
I called him a microwave.

I see.

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#4 2015-03-25 00:10:34

Processor
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

Wow this was a great read!

Why am I the bad guy here? I didn't remove magic before it was exploited. //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/sad

Still, 10/10


I have never thought of programming for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out. That is the reason why I code.

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#5 2015-03-25 00:28:58

FDOOU
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

nice forced meme


4/10 apply yourself


Come find me in game!

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#6 2015-03-25 02:41:23

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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

Processor wrote:

Wow this was a great read!

Why am I the bad guy here? I didn't remove magic before it was exploited. //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/sad

Still, 10/10

'Why am i the bad guy here?'
Because you removed magic and it deserves to be re-added


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#7 2015-03-25 02:56:43

SPT
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

what was the point of magic class anyways
it just blocked you from getting smilies/blocks/whatever

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#8 2015-03-25 02:59:12, last edited by gkaby (2015-03-25 02:59:20)

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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

no it lets u unlock smilies/blocks/whatever


idk

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#9 2015-03-25 04:32:24

xen90
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

marcoantonimsantos wrote:

'Why am i the bad guy here?'
Because you removed magic and it deserves to be re-added

You cant read can you?

Processor wrote:

I didn't remove magic before it was exploited.

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#10 2015-03-25 05:13:12

Erith
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Posts: 38

Re: Magic is love, magic is life

HA! That's pretty funny. XD Though it might be funny if he called you genwunner, and you called him a Sony Pony. Much better clean insults, lol.

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#11 2015-03-25 05:43:40

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Posts: 4,174

Re: Magic is love, magic is life

Anybody else see that this is his first and only post?


zsbu6Xm.png thanks zoey aaaaaaaaaaaand thanks latif for the avatar

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#12 2015-03-25 05:44:18

gkaby
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

I noticed that as well Xfrogman43 I bet it's a celebrity


idk

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#13 2015-03-25 15:18:22

Different55
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

dear bob what did I just read


Moved to creative.


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- ShinsukeIto

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#14 2015-03-25 19:35:22

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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

10/10 original groundbreaking amazing


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thx for sig bobithan

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#15 2015-03-25 23:33:24

Pingohits
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Posts: 7,591

Re: Magic is love, magic is life

skullz17 wrote:

10/10 original groundbreaking amazing

there is a copypasta for that

get in touch with the interwebs mann


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#16 2015-03-25 23:55:22

skullz17
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

Pingohits wrote:
skullz17 wrote:

10/10 original groundbreaking amazing

there is a copypasta for that

get in touch with the interwebs mann

for what i said or for what i read.


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thx for sig bobithan

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#17 2015-03-26 00:33:58

Pingohits
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Posts: 7,591

Re: Magic is love, magic is life

skullz17 wrote:
Pingohits wrote:
skullz17 wrote:

10/10 original groundbreaking amazing

there is a copypasta for that

get in touch with the interwebs mann

for what i said or for what i read.

"original"

definitely not


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#18 2015-03-29 06:47:37

Minimania
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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

what about shrek


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#19 2015-03-29 13:34:42

Michele
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Joined: 2015-02-15
Posts: 1,351

Re: Magic is love, magic is life

10/10 reason I love this post for the rest of day


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#20 2015-03-29 15:37:04

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Re: Magic is love, magic is life

And you know that the story continues
A red ninja have come into
Not in a magic coin
But in a key, mysterious...


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