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Cola1

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From: We will meet again as stars

Joined: 2015-02-15

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Re: THE JOKE OFF

Your mommas so fat that every step she takes shakes the world. :P:P:P:P:P

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Your mum's so fat that when she goes into Macdonalds, they ask her what she doesn't want.

I went for a 10mile run yesterday, 2laps arround your mum.

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Your mom's so English, she uses 'mum' instead of 'mom'.

YAY SOMEWHAT RACIST JOKE

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W00t! I come from a country that never gets offended by raceism!

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Your mom's so ugly, everyone that sees her turns into stone.

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Your mum's so thick, she sold her car for petrol (gas) money!

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I really hope thick means stupid and not fat. English terminology confuses me.

Your mom's so ugly, she doesn't need a bug repellent or a human repellent.

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I really hope thick means stupid and not fat. English terminology confuses me.

Yes, thick means stupid.

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I really hope thick means stupid and not fat. English terminology confuses me.

Yes, thick means stupid.

K, then. :3

Yo momma's so dumb; she thinks she can win in an ugly contest against Brittney Spears!

- zinger; double joke -

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Your mum's so ugly she can win an ugly contest against Brittney Spears!

Your mum's so fat, she makes Peter Kay look skinney!

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Your mom's so fat, whenever she manages to take even one step, everyone yells EAAAAARRRTHHHHQUUUUAAAKKKKEEEE!

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Your mum's so thick, she tells you, "your mum" jokes!

Xpo20

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Lol, I thought this topic turned dead.

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This topic never really caught on with the whole competition thing; it's too complicated to be in Forum Games. Now it's just a your momma battle. Speaking of which;

Your momma is SO FAT, that whenever she moves to a new house; the doorway needs to be the size of Neptune!

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Your mum's so fat, that she got kicked out of the massive shopping center for takeing up all the room.

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Your mom's so ugly, she can only live in a JUNKYARD where she blends in with everything; or else she gets banned from the area she lives in.

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Your mum's actually your dad!

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My dad left me when I was two. ;-; I know it's a joke off thread, but still.

Your mom's so dumb, she didn't know there was a rapist in Lincoln Park. For reals.

LuigiMadness71

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What do you call an albino kangaroo??

A giant rabbit!!!

Gamer1120

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Joined: 2015-12-29

Posts: 2,659

Re: THE JOKE OFF

1. Peter and Petra are walking over the street. Peter says: Can I walk in the middle?
2. Lol and Lolz are walking over the street. Lol says: Can I walk in the middle?
3. Somebody and Nobody are walking over the street. Somebody says: Can I walk in the middle?