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dominator3000

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Yo so stupid jokes

Don't take offense to these jokes:

Your so stupid you sat on the TV and watched the couch

Your so stupid you called 119

Your so stupid you tried to drown a fish.

Your turn.

The Smirking Mage

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You are so stupid, you use a laptop as a chair

dominator3000

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Yo' so stupid that if you looked up stupid in the dictionary you would see a picture of yo' self.

The Smirking Mage

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Yo so stupid you are as stupid as Yo Mama

dominator3000

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Yo' so stupid that your stupid   :3

MutantPower

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Yo' so stupid you layed an egg in your sig.

P.S this could turn into a flame war.

dominator3000

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Yo' so stupid that you waited for the egg to give birth to a chicken.

Slovenia

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Yo uso stupid you use ur laptop for tray to cook a bread in the oven

sorry for my bad english

dominator3000

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Yo' so stupid that you thought T.V.s have feelings.

LD3H

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Yo so stupid that you say "I am stupid (i think this is something good)" but actually it isn't.

ILoveBacon

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yo so stupid you were on the discovery channel

Shinabi

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Yo so stupid you called the police saying you were looking for the 11 so you could call the police.

Not flaming, this is a joke.

The Smirking Mage

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Yo so stupid you got perma-banned after your first post

Hammy120

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Yo' so stupid, you tried to fart air.

Shroom2001

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Yo so stupid u threw a ball at the ground and missed
Yo so stupid u looked up the number of 911
Yo so stupid it took u 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

The Smirking Mage

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Yo so stupid you see a big banner saying SHROOM2001 STUPID on every cm of the world

gemmygem

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Yo so stupid you can't use full stops!

Betterhill

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I like jokes. Most of engineer jokes, Because the engineers are like a machine and working as goat. Anybody know about engineer jokes? If know please tell me.

dominator3000

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Yo so stupid that you failed on a blood test

Yo so stupid that you stole free bread

Yo so stupid that you took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo so stupid that you jumped out of the window and went up.

Yo so stupid that you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

Last edited by dominator3000 (Dec 24 2011 3:44:38 pm)

Echo!

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Your so stupid you tried to drown a fish.

Well you are dead stupid, any one can drown a fish... Drag it in the water backwards, that will drown it, this is because, by dragging it backwards puts more water into its gills that it can cope with and it drowns.

Might want to remove that one..

Last edited by Echo! (Dec 24 2011 4:28:34 pm)

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You so stupid you thought menopause was a button on the VCR!

(no offense )

Last edited by minimania (Dec 24 2011 6:22:13 pm)

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Flobalob

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Yo' so stupid, you went to the dentist to buy bluetooth!

Yo' so stupid that you took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Yo' so stupid a robber stole your t.v and you ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Yo' so stupid I said we need to kill time and you went in your room and started to stab a clock.

Yo' so stupid to tried to alphabitise a packet of M&M's.

Yo' so stupid that you tripped over a wireless phone.

Yo' so stupid that you put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo' so stupid you got run over by a parked car.

Yo' so stupid that your geometry test said "Find x", and you circled it and said "there it is."

Yo' so stupid I asked you for a hot dog and you put Fido in the microwave.

Yo' so stupid you climbed over a glass panel to see what was on the other side.

Yo' so stupid you put lipstick on your head just to make-up your mind.

Yo' so stupid you stare at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour cause it says "concentrate".

Yo' so stupid when you went to take the 44 bus, you took the 22 twice instead.

Yo' so stupid your friend asked you to go buy a color TV and you asked "What color?"

Yo' so stupid you took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.

Yo' so stupid that you sold the car for gas money.

Yo' so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo' so stupid you got locked in a lavatory and wet yourself.

Yo' so stupid when I stand next to you I hear the ocean.

Yo' so stupid you talked into a mailbox and when the postman came and asked you what you were doing you said you were sending a voicemail.

Yo' so stupid that when the computer said press any key to continue you said "I didn't know there was a key called anykey."

Last edited by Flobalob (Dec 26 2011 11:13:42 am)

5600

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Your so stupid that even the 1st stupidest guy in the world said " Wow even i'm not that stupid like YOU."

MRBOOGAWESOME

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Re: Yo so stupid jokes

Don't take offense to these jokes:

Your so stupid you sat on the TV and watched the couch

Your so stupid you called 119

Your so stupid you tried to drown a fish.

Your turn.

You, have really offended me

EDIT: I Like the TV one though.

Last edited by MRBOOGAWESOME (Dec 26 2011 2:09:06 pm)

Bobyy

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Re: Yo so stupid jokes

Don't take offense to these jokes:

Your so stupid you sat on the TV and watched the couch

Your so stupid you called 119

Your so stupid you tried to drown a fish.

Your turn.

You, have really offended me

How did he offend you? And nice jokes dominator3000.

Last edited by bobyy (Dec 26 2011 2:08:52 pm)

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