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MaybeNot

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Heres my own:

You don't Chuck Norris. Norris Chucks you.

ZidneyTheSharkboi

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Chuck Norris CAN build beyond the level.

collectionshower

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If Chuck Norris needed to fight Norris, Chuck Norris would win because he would Chuck Norris.

luker2009

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chuck norris isnt better than chris benjaminsen HE IS Chris Benjaminsen!

Wady

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Chuck Norris can cross the ocean swimming, but he can't swim in a swimming pool

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Last edited by Wady (Dec 17 2010 2:56:57 pm)

ZidneyTheSharkboi

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need swords, he uses butter knifes to kill.

Wady

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Chuck Norris use fork to eat soup.

ZidneyTheSharkboi

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Chuck Norris uses spoon to eat forks

Wady

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Chuck Norris uses Flintstone's car to go to gym.

LuigiMadness71

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Chuck Norris uses soup to eat forks

LuigiMadness71

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If Chuck Norris plays EEB (everybody edits beta), They won't call it EEB anymore. they'll call it E&A.

GooeyMarshmallow

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When Chuck Norris goes into the god mode, the glowing ring around him blinds.

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What are you talking about?
Chuck Norris doesn't go into god mode, he goes into
Chuck Norris mode. That's an instant kill for anyone he even looks once at--
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LuigiMadness71

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When Chuck Norris dies, he won't be buried. The fire coming out of his fists will burn the coffin.

SeymourG

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*THIS JOKE IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. DONT - REP ME, I WARNED YOU NOT TO LOOK*

Chuck Norris was having sex in an 18-wheeler. One of his sperm escaped and got into the engine. The result is now Optimus Prime.

NikK

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Kids sleep with Superman pajamas. Superman sleeps with Chuck Norris pajamas.

Kids make man out of snow. Chuck Norris makes snow out of man.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He looks at them until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris' facebook profile has a roundhouse button instead of a poke button.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. So bad Chuck Norris never cry.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

The phrase dead ringer refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, Bang!

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earths atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to turn off the light, light goes away because it's afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris went to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac. And got it.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendys.

Chuck Norris can touch this.

Chuck Norris cant finish a color by numbers because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

In the medical community, death is referred to as Chuck Norris Disease

When babies are born, they cry because they know they just entered a world with Chuck Norris in it.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris can defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive

LoL I think I've put too much jokes...

Last edited by NikK (Dec 26 2010 9:23:36 am)

bloo47

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In 2012, Chuck Norris will fart. he burped to wipe out dinosaurs.

Chuck Norris on steroids would still get PWND by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn't ON crack. he makes YOU crack... in half!

Chuck Norris once misread McRonald's for McDonald's. It's been that way ever since.

ChaosDemon

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Chuck Norris plays dodgeball with grenades

Randomdude

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris he finds you.

You mean this link below?
http://tinyurl.com/dgu4fw

LuigiMadness71

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One time a Chuck Norris Clone jumped off a cliff. It died, but not because it hit the ground. It died because it bit it's TOUNGE!

JadElClemens

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There are no such thing as Chuck Norris jokes. These are all facts.

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I hate tall signatures.

Palm

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There are no such thing as Chuck Norris. These are all ****.

ERROR404

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God said 'Let there be light'. Chuck Norris said 'Say Please'.

Doghana

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When you feel the wind in your hair, thats not the wind. thats the shock wave from chucknorris roundhouse kicking a butterfly in hawii.

When chuck norris looked in the mirror, it broke. because not even a mirror dares to get between chuck norris and chuck norris.

God built china, then china built the world. with chuck norris' permission of course.

chuck norris cant die. Death is too afriad to go near him.

ChaosDemon

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If Chuck norris hits you on the head and you somehow survive you and all of your descendants will feel a hurt in they're head for the rest of time or something like that

LuigiMadness71

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Chuck Norris was born a day before World War 2 Ended.