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Marios

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Joined: 2015-08-03

Posts: 1,020

Chat Log Comedy

Think of something and create a chat log winch tells what do people there do or say. Simply,make an comedy,but in an chat log.
Here's mine:
Noob Fullchatter:MAG1C CO1NS PL0X
Beta Fullchatter:Just go away.
Beginner Fullchatter (God):I will tell this to the creator.
Beginner Fullchatter:Follow me.
Creator:Yes.
Beginner Fullchatter:(Writes ''An noob fullchatter keep spamming ''magic coins now'')
Creator:(Writes ''Who is it'')
Beginner Fullchatter:(Traps the noob and makes an arrow pointing him)
Creator:(Kicks noob)
Beginner Fullchatter:Thank you.
Creator (Fullchat):You thought i was NOT fullchatter? Look at the player list next time...
Beginner Fullchatter:(Trolls World and uses hacks so he cannot be kicked)
Creator (Fullchat):Awww snap,my world is ruined...
MrShoe (Beta):I was all time hiding my face! It is me!
Creator (Fullchat):THEN WHY DID NOT YOU REACT TO THE NOOB BEFORE?
MrShoe:Do not shout!
Creator (Fullchat):I WON'T!
MrShoe:(Kicks creator and clears his world)

Gaming_Guy

Guest

Re: Chat Log Comedy

Think of something and create a chat log winch tells what do people there do or say. Simply,make an comedy,but in an chat log.
Here's mine:
Noob Fullchatter:MAG1C CO1NS PL0X
Beta Fullchatter:Just go away.
Beginner Fullchatter (God):I will tell this to the creator.
Beginner Fullchatter:Follow me.
Creator:Yes.
Beginner Fullchatter:(Writes ''An noob fullchatter keep spamming ''magic coins now'')
Creator:(Writes ''Who is it'')
Beginner Fullchatter:(Traps the noob and makes an arrow pointing him)
Creator:(Kicks noob)
Beginner Fullchatter:Thank you.
Creator (Fullchat):You thought i was NOT fullchatter? Look at the player list next time...
Beginner Fullchatter:(Trolls World and uses hacks so he cannot be kicked)
Creator (Fullchat):Awww snap,my world is ruined...
MrShoe (Beta):I was all time hiding my face! It is me!
Creator (Fullchat):THEN WHY DID NOT YOU REACT TO THE NOOB BEFORE?
MrShoe:Do not shout!
Creator (Fullchat):I WON'T!
MrShoe:(Kicks creator and clears his world)

Did that really happen or did you just make this up?

Marios

Member

Joined: 2015-08-03

Posts: 1,020

Re: Chat Log Comedy

Think of something and create a chat log winch tells what do people there do or say. Simply,make an comedy,but in an chat log.
Here's mine:
Noob Fullchatter:MAG1C CO1NS PL0X
Beta Fullchatter:Just go away.
Beginner Fullchatter (God):I will tell this to the creator.
Beginner Fullchatter:Follow me.
Creator:Yes.
Beginner Fullchatter:(Writes ''An noob fullchatter keep spamming ''magic coins now'')
Creator:(Writes ''Who is it'')
Beginner Fullchatter:(Traps the noob and makes an arrow pointing him)
Creator:(Kicks noob)
Beginner Fullchatter:Thank you.
Creator (Fullchat):You thought i was NOT fullchatter? Look at the player list next time...
Beginner Fullchatter:(Trolls World and uses hacks so he cannot be kicked)
Creator (Fullchat):Awww snap,my world is ruined...
MrShoe (Beta):I was all time hiding my face! It is me!
Creator (Fullchat):THEN WHY DID NOT YOU REACT TO THE NOOB BEFORE?
MrShoe:Do not shout!
Creator (Fullchat):I WON'T!
MrShoe:(Kicks creator and clears his world)

Did that really happen or did you just make this up?

I made it up.
(Well,you can also put real funny things that happened)

C3po345

Guest

Re: Chat Log Comedy

OK, I'll start:
C3po345 (Beta): What a nice Mario world! There's a goomba and a koopa and also, there's Bowser! And there's a monkey in a ba- wait...

Deetz

Guest

Re: Chat Log Comedy

mobon: GIVE ME UR ACC!!!!!!
me: no
mobon: YES!!!!!!!!!!
me: no
mobon: **** you
me: no
jeffereyshi345: I'll give u my acc
mobon:
daniel1234: EpicWin
me: guess he won
mobon: give me ur acc
me: no
jeffereyshi345: here's mine <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="395d555f51555d5d795d584a525d175a5654">[email  protected]</a><script cf-hash='f9e31' type="text/javascript"> /* <![CDATA[ */!function(){try{var t="currentScript"in document?document.currentScript:function(){for(var t=document.getElementsByTagName("script"),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute("cf-hash"))return t[e]}();if(t&&t.previousSibling){var e,r,n,i,c=t.previousSibling,a=c.getAttribute("data-cfemail");if(a){for(e="",r=parseInt(a.substr(0,2),16),n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)i=parseInt(a.substr(n,2),16)^r,e+=String.fromCharCode(i);e=document.createTextNode(e),c.parentNode.replaceChild(e,c)}}}catch(u){}}();/* ]]> */</script> pass 1111
me: I'm gonna go in and changeur pass
jeffereyshi345: NOOO!!!!!!!
mobon: hehe I gon get ban'd

didn't really happen I don't even have chat

Marios

Member

Joined: 2015-08-03

Posts: 1,020

Re: Chat Log Comedy

mobon: GIVE ME UR ACC!!!!!!
me: no
mobon: YES!!!!!!!!!!
me: no
mobon: **** you
me: no
jeffereyshi345: I'll give u my acc
mobon:
daniel1234: EpicWin
me: guess he won
mobon: give me ur acc
me: no
jeffereyshi345: here's mine <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="a0c4ccc6c8ccc4c4e0c4c1d3cbc48ec3cfcd">[email  protected]</a><script cf-hash='f9e31' type="text/javascript"> /* <![CDATA[ */!function(){try{var t="currentScript"in document?document.currentScript:function(){for(var t=document.getElementsByTagName("script"),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute("cf-hash"))return t[e]}();if(t&&t.previousSibling){var e,r,n,i,c=t.previousSibling,a=c.getAttribute("data-cfemail");if(a){for(e="",r=parseInt(a.substr(0,2),16),n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)i=parseInt(a.substr(n,2),16)^r,e+=String.fromCharCode(i);e=document.createTextNode(e),c.parentNode.replaceChild(e,c)}}}catch(u){}}();/* ]]> */</script> pass 1111
me: I'm gonna go in and changeur pass
jeffereyshi345: NOOO!!!!!!!
mobon: hehe I gon get ban'd

didn't really happen I don't even have chat

It is ok,just think of a funny thing and write it in a chat log or do it for a real time,like i said before.2

C3po345

Guest

Re: Chat Log Comedy

123: c3po345 gimme ur account i will get u 1000 gems
C3PO345: No thanks, I'll keep it private.
123: dont be a noob gimme acc even BENJAMINSEN ga..
BENJAMINSEN: Hello
123: omg ben!!!
123: is it true i bought 10000 gem for you [/hack]
BENJAMINSEN: 123: No
C3PO345: 123: Liar.
SYSTEM: BENJAMINSEN kicked 123: Don't come back here again!
BENJAMINSEN: Now, do you want that Ultimate Fan smiley I told you about?

Edit: Now I'm done.

Last edited by C3po345 (Apr 29 2012 11:33:57 am)

Different55

Forum Admin

Joined: 2015-02-07

Posts: 16,574

Re: Chat Log Comedy

These really aren't funny...
You guys can come up with better stuff. Or at least find better stuff. Like this:

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG *****
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY   HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I   DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT ***
* t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
* BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

EDIT: Here's another one.

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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- ShinsukeIto

krubby

Member

Joined: 2015-06-23

Posts: 1,190

Re: Chat Log Comedy

RamHelpsYou was some random guy who went onto the main forum i belong to that runs multiple tf2 servers. he said how he should be made admin and said that all the current admins were terrible, all in garbled english. every admin then posted inside of his thread saying that no one had heard of him and he didn't deserve it, especially if he was gonna be an **** to the people who were in power. he then said that we were all trolls for not putting an idiot like him in power. he left after about a week, but not before being a racist, homophobic sexist. then one day, i happened across him on one of the servers, operating on a separate name, but still had the same id so i knew it was him. he pretended that he wasn't ram but was his friend, then went on about how i'm a huge troll. i couldn't resist taunting him.
Trading Session   Began
Krubby: HIIIIII RAM!!!!!
Krubby: SAHOIG'PAAESV UITEV]
MaGnific Rat-Bit: huh?
Krubby: RAMHELPSYOU!!!
Krubby: HIIIII!!!
MaGnific Rat-Bit: who the **** are you
Krubby: YOUR BESTEST PAL, RAM!!!!!
MaGnific Rat-Bit: ooh youre the trolling hater
Krubby: NO, THAT'S KRIEGSYPOO!!!!
MaGnific Rat-Bit: also ramhelpsyou, is my brother
Krubby: YOU HAVE A STRANGE SCATTERGUN RAMHELPSYOU?
MaGnific Rat-Bit: nope
MaGnific Rat-Bit: and seriously
Krubby: ¯\(°3°)/¯
MaGnific Rat-Bit: you make people have shame of themselfs soo you enjoy it
Krubby: ¯\(°3°)/¯
MaGnific Rat-Bit: you like people making them eat dirt
Krubby: ¯\(°3°)/¯
MaGnific Rat-Bit: while youre happy
Krubby: Oh is that what you think?
MaGnific Rat-Bit: you should be more nicer and try to do something
Krubby: well, I've been cheating on you!
Krubby: I never liked you in the first place
Krubby: our affair is over!!!
Trading session cancelled

i then started yell into the mic and pretended to cry, saying how i couldn't trust anyone anymore, even the one who i thought was my true love. then i yelled "never disgrace my doorstep again!!" and kicked him from the server.

suddenly... kriegsmarine

[18:32] Kriegsmarine: shoot me for not knowing when a Brony Cone was

[20:43] Kriegsmarine: hello
[20:43] Kriegsmarine: hola
[20:43] Kriegsmarine: I'm at a place called vertigo

[15:58] Kriegsmarine: That Krubby is pretty cool
[15:59] Kriegsmarine: he loves goats
[15:59] Kriegsmarine: and doesn't afraid of anything
[16:43] krubby: i'm afraid of you
[18:42] Kriegsmarine: fak u cruby

[10:23] krubby: you're new name is kriegsypoo
[10:37] Kriegsmarine: If you ever call me that, I will turn you into a carpet beetle.
(I wisely ignored him)

Last edited by krubby (Apr 30 2012 11:15:26 am)

Minimania

Moderation Team

From: PbzvatFbba 13

Joined: 2015-02-22

Posts: 6,388

Re: Chat Log Comedy

This is a fake log. I don't have chat.
Stubby: wow nice level
MrShoe: Thank you, it took a while to make.
System* Minimania just gained a rare magical coin! He gained 25 new energy and an energy refill!
Minimania: sup guys
123: gimme yo account
MrShoe: Please don't ask for this stuff.
123: thas wha she sed
Stubby: omg i hate 123.
Minimania: you too?
123: this level suks
MrShoe: :\
123: bvjasbfbvjaesbhajdb
123: hjbsavjdsabvhjdsbk,
123: jabsjdbasdbjwdbkf
krubby: omg stop ¯\(°3°)/¯
Minimania: I'm gonna leave if 123 keeps trolling
123: GIMME YOUR ACCOUNT! Benjaminsen sed to tell you.
Minimania: why?
123: hes ggunna test stuf.
Minimania: Cant he ask another moderator to?
123: None of them have the policia stuf
Minimania: ask MrShoe see what happens
123: MrShoe gimme ur acc
C3po345: back online and i see 123 is here trolling.
System* C3po345 kicked 123
System* MrShoe just became the feared Christmas Grinch!
Stubby: yay! get ready for Freekillen to come

ANOTHER CHAT LOG:
A tomato: fine day...
a potato: hey tomahto
the tomato: it's tomato
the potato: ehh tomato tomahto
the tomato: oh yea! what would you feel if I called you Potahto!
the potato: weird, because my name is Rick
System* The tomato exploded!

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krubby

Member

Joined: 2015-06-23

Posts: 1,190

Re: Chat Log Comedy

this isn't the exact log, but the conversation goes like this. (i've done it many times.)

Mobon: krubby i haz your account?
Krubby: *gasp*
Krubby: YOU
Mobon: wut?
Krubby: I REMEMBER YOU
Mobon: thats becuz im a persin on ee alot and people trust me.
Krubby: it was that night
Krubby: 15 years ago
Krubby: i remember seeing a dark, cloaked figure
Krubby: i remember seeing the name mobon, clearly printed on the gun
Mobon: wut?
Krubby: i remember hearing the shots echo through the night
Krubby: my dear wife, bertha, falling to the ground
Krubby: holding her as the life bled out of her lovely eyes
Mobon: idk wut your talking about
Krubby: the bodies of our dear children, splayed in the mud
Krubby: dear gaylord and petruda, who never got to live past ten
Mobon: lol
Krubby: and then hearing a cruel laugh
Krubby: watching the dark man walking away, smoke still billowing from his revolver
Krubby: i haven't forgotten that night
Mobon: this is wierd
Krubby: AND NOW WE FINALLY MEET AGAIN
Krubby: YOU WILL PAY FOR THOSE 3 LIVES, MOBON
Krubby: I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT FOR OVER A DECADE
Mobon: i dont like this
Mobon: yer to weird nevermind
Krubby: NO
Krubby: YOU CAN'T BACK DOWN NOW, YOU BASTARD
Krubby: WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER UNTIL ONE LIES DEAD
Krubby: NOW DRAW YOUR WEAPON AND FACE ME IN HONORABLE DUEL
Mobon: no
Mobon: yer creepy
Krubby: THIS IS NOT A CHOICE
Krubby: YOUR MANY CRIMES MUST COME TO A STOP
Krubby: I WILL NOT LET YOU SLIP OUT OF MY GRASP AGAIN
Mobon: dude stop troling me

And around then he usually leaves the server or stops responding to me. It looks like the troll. HAS BECOME THE TROLLED.

Marios

Member

Joined: 2015-08-03

Posts: 1,020

Re: Chat Log Comedy

Thank god someone posts... I thought that this would die soon...

C3po345

Guest

Re: Chat Log Comedy

Marios: Forum. Games. Never. Die.

Anyway:
This is a relate to a HMS class song called, "Mr. Pugh".

SYSTEM: SHAUB has entered the chat.
SYSTEM: MrShoe has entered the chat.
SHAUB: MrShoe
MrShoe: SHAUB: What?
SHAUB: Do you need a tissue
SHAUB: MrShoe
MrShoe: I don't need a tissue, and what?
SHAUB: If you leave I'll miss you
SHAUB: MrShoe
SYSTEM: MINIMAN1A has entered the chat.
MINIMAN1A: hey guys
MrShoe: Now, can't you pick on Miniman1a here?
SHAUB: no
SYSTEM: MrShoe kicked SHAUB (I don't need a damn tissue.)

krubby

Member

Joined: 2015-06-23

Posts: 1,190

Re: Chat Log Comedy

PhrozenFlame: I should record tonight
MrKerplunkers: Speed runs?
MrKerplunkers: Strip tease?
MrKerplunkers: nature film?
krubby: all 3 at once
krubby: obviously
MrKerplunkers: Hawt