Official Everybody Edits Forums

EE King

Guest

Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Ya mumma is so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck

bliske

Member

Joined: 2015-04-05

Posts: 411

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

your mumma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone,
your mumma so big she became the leader of the killa whales
your muma is so dumb she got locked in a matress factory and slept of the floor

EE King

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

your mummas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Villans

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mamas so ugly she made the White House black
Yo mamas so ugly she made the Happy Meal frown.

Palm

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mamas so ugly she made the White House black
Yo mamas so ugly she made the Happy Meal frown.

Don't be racist.
Yo momas so fat, she haves her own moons.

haythere

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mama is so fat that when i tried to drive around her i ran out of petrol
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumped, she went straight to hell.

ChaosDemon

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said "okay that's funny   now take off the mask"

coolio

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo momma so fat, she hugged yo dad and he disappeared 4eva.

Burnett

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mamma so fat,he can2t eat.

ChaosDemon

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

yo mamma so poor when she went to McDonalds she put a burger on layaway

Monstar43

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo Mama's so ugly,she made unions cry
Yo mama's so stupid,she was hit by a parked car

Pyromaniac

Official Caroler

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,868

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo momma's so stupid she thought you were smart.

ChaosDemon

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull

Last edited by Madness412 (Feb 6 2011 1:00:19 pm)

Cola1

Member

From: We will meet again as stars

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 3,281

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Ya mommas so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

---

EpicWaffle

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Your mommas so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has to go down.
Your mommas so fat, shes fat.

Uno

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

your mama's so ugly that she looks like the person in this vid and there is none!

Palm

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo momas so ugly, when she was born her dad tried to push her back in

Yo momas so fat she crushed this senten-

Yo momas so poor, i asked her "Why are you in the garbage?" she said "Just shopping.".

Yo moms like a shotgun, two **** she blows.

Muffy

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Not sure if people have said these...

Yo mamma so dumb,she tried to alphabetize m&m's

Yo mamma so stupid,she was locked in a stall,and peed her pants

Yo mamma so boring,she made coffee go to sleep

Yo mamma so ugly,she made onions cry

Yo mamma so poor,when I asked her why she was kicking a can down the road,she said she was moving

Yo mamma is so stupid,she thought a down syndrome kid was smart to her as Steven Hawkings is to us.

Yo mammas so stupid,when she went to the drive thru,she drove through the building

Yo mamma so fat ,she was around the whole corner

Deetz

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mamas so fat she drowned in a water bed
Yo mamas so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mamas so stupid she sold her heater so she could pay for her heating bill
Yo mamas so fat people think she's the sun when she wears yellow
Yo mamas so thin she got stuck in the drainpipe

Muffy

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mamma so ugly,even goldfish don't smile back at her

Zakleo

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Ya mama's so ugly, when she stands next to Chloe Dustan, Chloe Dustan looks sexy. (Chloe Dustan is very ugly)

dragonranger

Member

Joined: 2015-03-21

Posts: 1,162

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mummas so fat she cheated in weight watchers!

---

MyAnimeList | Everybody Edits

kris5569

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

yo momma so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved

AsurcH

Member

Joined: 2015-02-16

Posts: 823

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

Yo mama so fat when you call her, she causes stack overflow.

---

Royal Flush Crew
Royal Flush Forum Topic

kris5569

Guest

Re: Post your best, Ya mumma jokes :D

yo mama so stupid she though sea weed is what fish smoke