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SilverStar

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Apocalypse Weapon

Freeze!

The portable/semi-portable object closest to your left hand (besides your computer/mouse/keyboard), is your one and only weapon for the zombie apocalypse.

If possible, send a picture of this object.

Then explain why or why not the above poster's weapon would work. Draw, or search and post a picture of why their weapon would/wouldn't work.

Be creative!

I'll start.

A box of crayons. (Honestly.)

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GKAbyss

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Some AP literary terms flash cards.

Crayons can be used to trip a zombie, you could melt them and throw at a zombie, inflicting wounds, not that it will kill them or anything, plus it's only one box of crayons, so I don't think it would last very long.

Gaming_Guy

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

How can that kill a bunch of zombies?

A banana.

GKAbyss

Guest

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

My face.

The banana has no effect on the zombies. The banana could do nothing but nourish the zombies.

Ignore "the attack missed," it's just a joke.

Last edited by GKAbyss (Apr 29 2012 2:10:39 pm)

SilverStar

EE Homegirl

Joined: 2015-07-01

Posts: 541

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Death Stare
Too bad they are already dead.

I now have a newspaper to my left.

Last edited by SilverStar29 (Apr 29 2012 3:25:24 pm)

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mangoman

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You can make the paper into sharp stuff and paper cut the zombies...

Ten lollipops.

MaxDG/MXIII

Guest

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Of course ten lollipops would work.

The zombies are surrounded by lollipops, and because of the stickiness, cannot move.
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A pillow.
derp

Muffy

Guest

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You could make them go to sleep for a distraction.

The pants you get from your aunt on Christmas,:P

SilverStar

EE Homegirl

Joined: 2015-07-01

Posts: 541

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

So hideous it blinds them.

Cake. Vanilla cake.

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KanibalFrost

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Cake can be used as a bait to lure the zombies into your trap. Or you can just eat it and feel miserable and depressed because you are the only survivor.

I'm not sure which one is closer to my left hand - a toilet paper roll or a Santa Claus plush toy. I think it's the toy.

SilverStar

EE Homegirl

Joined: 2015-07-01

Posts: 541

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Santa- freaks the kid zombies out.

Toilet paper- I guess you can try to bandage up the wounds from the adult zombies...
A potted plant.

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Haze123

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Joined: 2015-03-09

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

A potted plant can hit the zombies idioticly and knock them out

A feather.

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s1mple

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Tickle them, then RUN!!!

A bunch of wires.

Minimania

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Wires can be used to trip zombies into things like pools, or used for cutting if its barbed wire.

My left knee...

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Onjit

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Knee them in the face.

A vacuum cleaner.

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Minimania

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From: PbzvatFbba 13

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Posts: 6,395

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Suck up germs so you don't dry out. Oh wait, for the zombies? oh! Drop it off the balcony at the beasts!
A book all about Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Deetz

Guest

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Make paper footballs with them and paper cut da zombeez.

A lamp.

Gaming_Guy

Guest

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You could smash their brains with the lamp.

A banana peel.

Geist

Guest

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Make them slip, tipping them into each other (dominoes!).
Or use it to fuel a fire.

A mattress.

Gaming_Guy

Guest

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You can swing it around like crazy and cut some zombie heads off.

A banana opener. Basically, this.

Minimania

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From: PbzvatFbba 13

Joined: 2015-02-22

Posts: 6,395

Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Kill yourself with it to get way from the zombies.
A sock full of oxygen.

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Gaming_Guy

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You could strangle a zombie with it.

A banana.

skullz17

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Joined: 2015-02-15

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You could mash it up and put it in a zombie's face to moisturise it. Now it's not a zombie!

Speaker.

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fluff13 f0x

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You can throw them at the zombies... There's no source of sound or anything for it to produce, so yeah...

Nutty.

The Smirking Mage

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Using it, you drive the zombies nuts.

Japanese Animes.