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AGK yells, "Nein, ich möchte nicht, dich zu heiraten!*", then,
*In German, "No, I don't want to marry you!"
He spams every level in the game. Then...
AGK, missing out on everything, starts to get on EE, being known as Supermen2. He meets Ryan on EE, then...
He decides to go to college, and try to get his master's degree. After his first class, he decides he very interested and tries to make friends with the people on the campus. He finds James, his old high school friend, and the two have a nice little chat together. It turns out James is going to a Miami Marlins baseball game and has one more ticket available. He immediately asks AGK if he would like to come. AGK is honored by the request, and decides to go. After boarding on the plane and landing in Miami, Florida, he heads to the restroom. As it being the first time he goes on a plane, he gets nauseous, and begins to vomit. James starts to get worried why AGK is taking too long, so a friend of James', JJ, decides to go in and see what is happening, he notices AGK near the open stall and asks him what's going on. Startled, AGK unintentionally throw up on JJ. JJ gets mad and leaves the stall to tell James that AGK threw up on him. AGK then comes out and tells the two that he was sick and it was an accident and feels bad for it happening. James is forgives him, but JJ is still mad, after hitching a ride on a taxi, they make their way to Marlins ballpark. James is thrilled when he sees to cool aquariums and couchs. JJ and AGK try to avoid each other during the game. In the top of the 8th inning, with the Marlins leading 4-2, AGK tells James that he is going to get a hot dog. What he doesn't tell James is that he is actually going to the bathroom, embarassed by the fact that he has already gone twice in the stadium. After he leaves, JJ tells James that he is going to the bathroom, unbeknowing that AGK is in there right now. As JJ walks into the restrooms, he finds AGK washing his hands. Still mad for AGK throwing up on him, he wants revenge. He pushes AGK into the wall and punches him twice. This makes AGK mad, so he punches JJ in the head and pushes him into the sink. A man, who happens to be a security guard at the stadium, walks in on the brawl, calls for backup, and arrests the two. JJ accuses AGK of breaking his nose, while AGK counters with telling the police that he started the fight and punched him twice. Days later, the two arrive in court and their lawyers each make very convincing accusations of the other. While the jury's vote is close, JJ walks out the winner. AGK is charged $500 for harm and injury, and is sentenced to a week-long correction class. JJ is chargerd $200 for misdemeanor harm. After the week long class, AGK returns to campus and reeunites with James. James says JJ was suspended from the campus for two weeks for illegal drug possesion. This makes AGK happy. So much that he puches his locker and breaks him hand. In the hospital, AGK is told he will recover. AGK takes out his laptop and starts playing EE. Then...
It's not about the chat, it's about Ryan and the penny. Anyway...
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...Chris Benjamensin counts his money (as Ryan got chat). He finds a penny like about 5 inches big, and wonders why it's so big and has an ancient symbol on it. Chris spends hours and hours researching about it, then he tells the other EE moderators. The EE moderators spread the news around to more people, until it gets told to a newsman. The newsman puts it on the news and 7 AM the next day, there's a crowd of hundreds of people, and Chris was very sleepy, so the conversation went like this:
Chris: ATTENTION!!! This rare penny artifact will NEVER be shared.
I'll just put it in my 16-letter-long password.
Steve: Let's bid on it!
Chris: No, wai--
*a big crowd starts talking so loud because there's so many people, that nobody can hear Chris*
The bidding went on, until Chris, Steve, and Ryan are the only bidders.
Steve bids up to almost to as much money as Chris has, then Chris goes out.
Steve finally bids higher then Ryan, but he notices he doesn't have enough money.
(Behind the Scenes: The rich guy got pick-pocketed during the bidding.)
Ryan gets the penny back, then...
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He runs away like a creepy murder cat and accidently drops the penny, goes back to pick it up, but realizes there is a giant mob of pitchforked-armed people chasing him. He leaves the penny and hopes no one notices it. The mob out runs him and yan- well lets just say Ryan is in a better place now, but on physical earth, Chris gets the penny (With his penny-vision) and takes the penny to the arcade, where he finally can get his dollar for DDR game. He plays it. But for 5 seconds. He fails horribly. So, the mob somehow finds him and there's this big chase scene then...
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Then ryan says Thanks to the dragon and gives him the penny. The dragon refuses, then..
the dragon takes the penny back flying to a never ending lava flowing nether where he nests and waits for it to hatch because he thinks it is an egg then . . . .
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One of her other eggs hatches. A beautiful baby dragon.
It has shimmering scales of scarlet and silver, the color of its fiery breath.
It eats the penny.
Then...
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ryan uses magical powers to fly over there he asks the dragon to puke the coin back up then. . .
Sadly, the newly hatched dragon cannot comprehend anything, and seeing a being other than its mother causes it to go into a state of fear. It sits for its life, as this young dragon has not yet learned to crawl or fly. Luckily, dragons of this species have a metal excretion system to expel excess metal matter from their bodies. The penny slides out through crevices between scales, and Ryan picks up the penny, then...
he asks the dragon if he could have the baby dragon as a pet assuring it that he will take good care of the dragon!. . .
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Ryan then gets thrown up by the dragon. He forgets about the dragon and runs away, then...
...a Penny God named X comes to steal the penny, and bring it to their king, then...
Ryan still wanted to be a Penny God by bringing it to the Penny Shrine. When will the story end? Who is X? What will the Penny Gods' King do with the penny? Stay tuned to find out!
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he trip on a lady bug ( ) and broke the penny into two, then...
He goes to a penny shop to buy a penny for a penny while eating a banana then...
He uses a half dime he found to pay for the penny healing service that the Penny Shop has, then...
...they fix the penny, then X flies there to steal the penny once again, and finally has his name tag fall of, and it says "Hello, my name is Tyler.", then...
That doesn't seem very much like a secret identity...
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All of a sudden, the name tag turns into a police man who pushes Ryan off a cliff...
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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then the penny turns into sonic then he called tails and tails caught them and gave Ryan a ... Sega Master System, then...
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