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#26 Before February 2015
- GKAbyss
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
The penny within the ditch, astonishingly vanished later on, into an underground realm where the man with the fez will soon visit - we will get to this later on. The penny that was previously inside the horribly mutated ant, is still inside, because a clone of the ant ate Penny. However, this ant happens to have a horribly weak balance to it's weight - muscle ratio, possibly because it is a clone. The noisy neighbor came down to the park screaming in his semi-automatic frilly 593 megaphones with industrial fans on the side, which he practically stole from our original hero, and marched up to the ant. Before he could get within 2,000 feet of the ant, the sound waves from the megaphones caused the ant's body to collapse, and his body fell apart. Penny lay there in a gurgling mass of decaying ant body parts. Noisy Neighbor peered down at Penny and the mass of ant. He said "belgium" and walked off, leaving out tiny hero to fend for herself, then...
Last edited by GKAbyss (Apr 13 2012 3:30:17 pm)
#27 Before February 2015
- MaxDG/MXIII
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
Holy mother of Jesus, those last two posts just before GKA's were so creative. And they definitely made a whole lot of sense, with the ant DYING from eating it's own waste immediately which isn't really realistic!
Sarcasm test end-
Anyway, Then, (not "Than" as planecool said) the giant ant with a sombrero died, but then, came back to life when the strange man in a fez with his blue box popped into existence 2 minutes back in time, gave the ant medicine to keep it alive, which completely removed the alternate existence in which the ant is dead. The penny continues it's journey down to the stomach.
Last edited by MaxDG/MXIII (Apr 13 2012 3:34:45 pm)
#28 Before February 2015
- GKAbyss
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
For some reason, there is now an alternate existence where the ant never actually died because it had a clone, and the original existence, where it neither had a clone nor did it die.
Existence One:
However, this ant happens to have a horribly weak balance to it's weight - muscle ratio, possibly because it is a very very large ant. The noisy neighbor came down to the park screaming in his semi-automatic frilly 593 megaphones with industrial fans on the side, which he practically stole from our original hero, and marched up to the ant. Before he could get within 2,000 feet of the ant, the sound waves from the megaphones caused the ant's body to collapse, and his body fell apart. Penny lay there in a gurgling mass of decaying ant body parts. Noisy Neighbor peered down at Penny and the mass of ant. He said "belgium" and walked off, leaving out tiny hero to fend for herself, then...
Existence Two:
As Penny is just coming to terms with the horrible events that preceded this sentence, a passing civilian stepped on her with football(soccer) cleats, then..
note:
max you're supposed to talk in the same language as the original poster.
yet, you keep speaking spanish :/
Last edited by GKAbyss (Apr 13 2012 3:54:47 pm)
#29 Before February 2015
- C3po345
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
we find out it was all a dream.
The end!
NEW-
I dropped my penny, then...
Last edited by C3po345 (Apr 13 2012 5:16:15 pm)
#30 Before February 2015
- GKAbyss
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
A purple penny snatching demon-slug with fairy wings and a nasty temper, and a beautiful membrane of diamond origins, appeared in the corner of the room, it takes the penny you dropped next to your large toe, rasps off three of the digits, with its radula, and takes the bag of 10,000 pennies lying on your desk, before proceeding to disappear in the same matter as which it originally appeared, then...
Last edited by GKAbyss (Apr 13 2012 5:25:25 pm)
#31 Before February 2015
- MaxDG/MXIII
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
...
Err
Uuh...
Okay?
One of the pennies fell to the ground where it lay depressed and bored, with the Abraham Lincoln side facing upwards. For hours on end, it just hoped that it would find an ecstatic and electrifying situation after that one ecstatic situation it just came across, so it wouldn't be so bored. As it thought about how the hell it's able to think when it's completely mindless and inanimate, it was kicked by a kid in soccer shoes after a breeze blew it from C3po345's house to the park. As it began to count it's faces to make sure that it hadn't improbably lost any, it began multitasking and took in it's surroundings. Nothing unusual. A few dead bodies were leaking bodily fluids through a few wounds, and a relatively large ant was hopping about looking for more lives to ruin.
The coin lay there helpless, depressed, and completely still, when something strange began following it. Then...
Last edited by MaxDG/MXIII (Apr 13 2012 5:26:43 pm)
#32 Before February 2015
- GKAbyss
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
To get the story moving.........................
It crept up behind the penny, it was a purple penny snatching demon-slug with fairy wings and a nasty temper, and a beautiful membrane of diamond origins, appeared in the corner of the room, it takes the penny, rasps off three of the ant's legs with its radula, causing the ant to fall, and it's weight causes three of the ant's organs to collapse: the heart, the brain, and the stomach, then...
#33 Before February 2015
- MaxDG/MXIII
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
THE RELATIVELY LARGE ANT CRIES FOR THREE DAYS BECAUSE YOU KILLED THE POOR little THING
what I said something no I didn't say something
then...
#34 Before February 2015
- GKAbyss
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
A purple penny hugging angle-slug with fairy wings, a tasty temper, and a beautiful membrane of sapphire origins was chasing the purple penny snatching demon-slug with fairy wings, a nasty temper, and a beautiful membrane of diamond origins, however, saw the poor ant, and managed to revive it, giving it a would-you-care-for-free-lollipop lollipop, then...
Last edited by GKAbyss (Apr 13 2012 5:47:15 pm)
#35 Before February 2015
- MaxDG/MXIII
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
IT DIED OF LOLLIPOP POISONING. YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER.
It sat there, dead. Meanwhile, the penny is.. uuhh.. Rolling, for it's life.
#36 Before February 2015
- GKAbyss
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
The coin began to spin into itself, spinning faster and faster, getting closer to the ground. It eventually stopped and lay on the ground, as still as a coin laying on the ground. The purple penny snatching demon-slug with fairy wings, a nasty temper, and a beautiful membrane of diamond origins has caught up, with the purple penny hugging angle-slug with fairy wings, a tasty temper, and a beautiful membrane of sapphire origins close behind, with a yet again revived dead giant ant. They chased after the purple penny snatching demon-slug with fairy wings, a nasty temper, and a beautiful membrane of diamond origins, and managed to lock him in a cage, saving the penny, then...
#38 Before February 2015
- Haze123
- Member
- Joined: 2015-03-09
- Posts: 1,691
Re: Ryan's Penny
A Creeper Destroyed It.
The End.
New one: A Penny fell from heaven then....
I are back.
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#39 Before February 2015
- GKAbyss
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
The penny rocketed downward, a boulder falling off a mountain, it happened to, amazingly, land on the edge of a chimney. It sat here for a moment, but a gust of wind blew it into the chimney, and it fell once again, gathering soot as it climbed its way down towards the ground. Landing in the fireplace, it rolled out, down the hearth and onto the carpet. The owner of the house had been living here for several years, it was a nice home, nothing unusual ever happened here, though it could be boring from time to time. But suddenly, he heard a loud ping noise coming from the fireplace, echoing up the chimney and reverberating across the room like a triangle. He looked up and saw nothing at first, but upon closer inspection, after putting his glasses on, he saw that there was a penny lying on the floor next to the fireplace. It was gleaming in the room-light, through the cracks in the darkened shell of soot. He put his book down, walked over to it and wiped off the smudges with his shirt, it was a beautiful penny, it had no scratches of any kind upon its remarkable surface. It was gold in color, and looked like it had the reflective surface of a mirror, then...
Last edited by GKAbyss (Apr 14 2012 7:45:38 am)
#40 Before February 2015
- C3po345
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
...a noob grabbbed it, then....
PS-No more loooooooong stories, it takes forever to read.
#41 Before February 2015
- Gaming_Guy
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
...the noob hugged a bunny, then...
#42 Before February 2015
- Arceus64
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
...the bunny ate him, then...
#44 Before February 2015
- Deetz
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
The fourth dimensioners ate it, then...
#48 Before February 2015
- EECguy
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
...the penny got sucked into a tornado and got transported into the on-line everybody edits game...
(i dunno)
#49 Before February 2015
- ILoveBacon
- Guest
Re: Ryan's Penny
Then EXCrew found it and used it for thier art then...
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