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Many years ago, before the internet and things like popcorn, or Netflix existed, when barbarians ruled the earth in search of twizzlers and blockbusters, a dynasty which is totally real and not made up, was ending.
The PyuPyu dynasty was, for very long, a strong dynasty. Though many had tried to conquer it, none prevailed. PyuPyu was once in between the QyuQyu and the Hax empires. There ruthless emperors were no match to the power of the trolls that the PyuPyu called upon. PyuPyu had grown much in size since these wars. They had enslaved the country of Fictionopia. Every day they stole thousands of men, women, children, and kittens to do slave labor.
The neighboring countries of Chenopia, Kookoostan, and others around took note of these crimes. They would not stand for such human right violations, because they didn?t think of it first. They waged a war, many who claimed was the stupidest thing since Kayne West was born. Outnumbered and completely surrounded, the first wave was crushed like Indian Jones?s head between Chuck Norris?s thighs. We will never know what happened next, as the truth is covered spoiler tags. However, only one army arose victorious. Who, when, and where are all mysteries.
Please, for the love all that is mighty, continue with this. PLEASE!
Ontopic?: SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITES!!!
Cats can swim.
Dogs can't swim.
I are back.
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The last fish on earth
it flew through the sky
without any wings
just like a lie.
The color of gold
it shone bright as stars
the scales shimmering
with not any scars.
I'll continue it later
this topic is pretty much my **** now.
story contionued...
Today, the world is in peril, the kind of peril that would make a certain Dr. Freeman come and save the day. But unfortunately, G-Man?s voice actor took a vacation, delaying his release for another few days. In valve time, that is. Mass production has lead for the need of more intelligent robots. A robot known as HAL was in charge of production. These robots were produced for one purpose, to perform slave labor. Oh, and make great chocolate chip pancakes. IHOP was practically fueled by these things. They had two purposes. Many years of production had lead to an influx of these robots. It was nearly impossible in and urban area not to see one. Unless you were blind. Then it was totally possible. Then a great war had started, between Humans and Demons. Many were injured or killed. Those few who survived became the first Androids, all with experimental function.
One robot in particular made a difference in that war. That man, Code Name Crocket, became the first fully functional android of many. At least 100,000 were made after his model, but none had one function that he had. A function that gave him his nickname, the Exploding Android. He could juggle. Oh, and explode without and damage to himself. Yeah, whatever. He could juggle, man! Juggle!
One day, it came time for his redeployment. That war you read about before, yeah, still kickin?. He was airdropped right in the middle of battle. He ran like a llama from a jagged butte. Then he ran into the middle of a field of demons. He screamed at the top of his lungs ?For IHOP!? and blew up. What he saw he almost couldn?t believe.
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How does Bee look like?
I don't know what was she looked ...but she's look normal face.
Why is there a report button? I mean, who would want to report somebody? -_-
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Asian food gives me diarrhea.
Hey,that's not funny....bwahahahahahha,and of course it's true cause of the oils.
I think I forgot it. Man this is blue. HOW many cats? OK, I hate curtains. To the beach? But it taste so nice... Big blue ones, yeah. No, only twice a week. I just don't understand baths. Yes, it has four. It begins with m, and ends in k. Oh, not again! I hate wood. No! How could you?! I think it's german. Well, there was a waterfall. Dave? If you could just come to the floor everything will be fine. Just don't eat it, OK?
I'm out of randomness.
I'm almost certain that construction helmets are planning an attack against Western Asia.
aka towwl
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Nothing in life is Random !
Nothing in life is Random !
Quantum physics!
aka towwl
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I don't care about myself anymore.
*starts poking self with popcorn kebab*
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The door ate the frog.
Don't you find that random?
Quick Edit: Oh no! The beast is going to leave a mark once I get 10 more posts!
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He had destroyed more than just the demons. The entire Battlefield: Bad company 2 video game was flattened to a reasonable price on steam as well. Also, he had leveled the entire Battle field. There were no survivors. He didn?t know what to do. He thought if he returned back, the humans would have him executed. He ran to the only place he could. The demons.
He wasn?t sure what horrors awaited him in the cave the demons were hiding in. Perhaps a Miley Cyrus concert. Or worse. He dared not think of what lied ahead, or what he left behind. For him, he just needed to keep moving forward. Then he hit the cave wall. So he decided it would also be in his best interest to turn when necessary. He had made it to the demon hideout.
?Halt, who goes there?? screamed a guard in a voice which could be described as shrill and GamingGuyesque (Much love man)
?They call me Crocket, the Explosive Android. I seek food, shelter, and care. And I don?t want no **** essentials kit the airport gave me.? he responded.
?Why should we let you in, you?re with the humans.? the guard said, very imposingly.
?Because I?m an explosion waiting to go off, you?d better take me in, or I?ll blow all you to pieces.? Crocket said with an accent.
?That?s not the funny, considering this is supposed to be a comedy. You couldn?t have come up with something a little funnier?? said the guard, doing serious damage to the 4th wall. ?I suppose I have no choice. You may come in.?
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Ching Chang Ching
Translation:I'm racist!
I'd seen ad horse he'd said "HEYLO" I said HEYLO what's thet? "ow it's a muffin" then I said "gimme one piece pleaze," he'd given me one piece and he'd actually lied and i'd ate poop.
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